For the ask meme, Elias and Hershey?
Who eats the pizza crust: Elias. Hershey's not a big pizza fan.
Who gets to pick the movie: Both, depending on whether it's something they like.
Which one texts the other in the middle of the night to ask deep, philosophical questions while the other just makes weird jokes: Elias. Hershey's just like 'omg Elias go to sleep.' It's even worse when Geoff is woken up as well, "STOP CALLING MY WIFE AT THREE AM! GO EAT A KRABBY PATTY OR SOMETHING!"
Who pranks the other one more often: Elias. Totes.
Which one gets on the other’s shoulders at the concerts/games/etc: Hershey, but neither one is taller than the other.
Who gets super drunk and has to be carried: ELIAS.
Which one’s the mastermind while the other drives the getaway car: Elias is the master mind, Hershey drives. And they're both pulling a Sly Cooper and trying to snatch some doughnuts.
After a breakup, which one gives hugs and which one gives a firm slap to their friend’s face, telling them to get their shit together: I don't think either Megan or Geoffrey would actually break it off because we're both shipper trash. If the situation did come up, they'd both give hugs.
Which one forces the other to get their ass out on the dance floor: Hershey.
Who comes to the rescue when the other says something stupid: Elias during important, political stuff, and Hershey during more intimate, social stuff.
And of course, are they the type of friends that talk for hours about nothing, or sit in silence for hours and be totally comfortable: They're a mishmatch of both, but mostly the former.