people who haven't played a professor layton game guess which of the following has Not happened to this man
was orphaned by the archaeology mafia
took his older brother's identity, then repressed having done so for decades
believed for 18 years that he accidentally killed his best friend
had to get an arm surgically reattached after an ancient ruin collapsed on him
fiance got vaporised in a politically-motivated time machine accident
got beaten into a month-long coma [got better]
died in excruciating pain to stop the apocalypse [got better]
spent most of one game's entire runtime vividly hallucinating [got better]
button for people who know
[reblog for sample size! i need this to reach people who have no idea what the fuck i am talking about because exposing people who only casually remember the layton games to The Lore is one of life's small yet impactful wonders]













