#windy miller

[froginamoodboard]

Windy Miller moodboard, fields, music boxes, wind mills, butterflies

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[doodl-eo]

windy miller!!

[theangrypokemaniac]

Whenever fans invent children for Jessie and James, they tend to come up with two.

Two?

You think I've waited 20+ years for Rocketshipping to reach fruition only to have it resolve in a mere brace of offspring?!

As if!

This is love that could burn holes in the cosmos! It can't help but create more life than that!

Have you no concern for equal representation of combinations? For all that is righteous, it has to go like this:

• Boy just like James.

• Girl just like James.

• Boy just like Jessie.

• Girl just like Jessie.

• Boy with James's hair and Jessie's eyes.

• Girl with James's hair and Jessie's eyes.

• Boy with James's eyes and Jessie's hair.

• Girl with James's eyes and Jessie's hair.

That makes eight. Eight in eight years thank you.

Being of a generous disposition, I'll let Jessie have the next twelve-month period off, but after that:

• Boy just like Pa James.

• Girl just like Pa James.

• Boy just like Ma James.

• Girl just like Ma James.

• Boy with Pa's hair and Ma's eyes.

• Girl with Pa's hair and Ma's eyes.

• Boy with Pa's eyes and Ma's hair.

• Girl with Pa's eyes and Ma's hair.

Ah, sixteen, that's a nice round number.

Hey, they'll be paying for these kids you know!

Yes, as James's parents the grandchildren would take after them anyway, but specifically, the Ma ones would have her purple and her face, and the Pa sort his blue and the dangly piece of which he is justly proud.

James inherited it but Pa's is a thicker example.

I can hear you now:

Ooh, what about Ma Jess?

I wish there were more pictures available to offer some variety.

Ma Jess?!

You people make me sick. Jessie ain't some breed mare built to fulfil your fantasies.

She's having the necessary sixteen, but oh no, that's not enough, you've got to to push her to the edge.

Besides:

1. If Ma Jess wanted to be properly represented genetically she should've stayed and brought her daughter up, rather than fannying about on a suicide mission. Think of Ma and Pa's fine example.

I told yer, Mew lives in the jungle. She only goes up mountains in the skiing season. Even then it's off piste.

2. Jessie looks mostly like Ma Jess anyway so that'll do.

Considering that Jessie and Jessibelle are so similar, and Jessie is the image of her mother, any connection between the girls, should one exist, must come from Ma Jess's side, not any supposed father.

3. There are many folk out there who keep Ma Jess in mind when writing their stories and creating the upcoming generation, for all that she is a borderline mythological character who is canon only in the dub, ironically enough, and probably isn't anymore, until she is again.

If you want the output of those for whom her non-existent existence presses like a ten-ton weight on their conscience, they are all around you, but, who I ask, speaks for Ma and Pa's input? You know, The Best Parents In Pokémon, who stayed together and didn't abandon their son?

Come on, they've only got three fans, and that's including the one Ma holds! Someone's got to champion their half of the bloodline!

If more Ma and Pa followers read this, then show thyself!

4. We don't have a single iota of information on that bastard Pa Jess. The only thing I ever heard, back in the day, was him serving as Pokémon's version of Windy Miller, i.e. quite the alky.

Who's Windy Miller? I've been dying to give myself an an excuse to mention him.

Windy Miller was a main character in Camberwick Green, Trumpton and the other one, the name of which escapes me. These were searing documentaries of bleak rural poverty, the existential pain of living and one man's eternal struggle with the dæmon drink.

This was that man:

I've now convinced myself that's Pa Jess.

Look at him, swanning about his felt smock, his red bow, his shiny shoes and his Puritan hat: he's a menace to society.

Ah, and who shined those shoes? You can bet it wasn't him.

Windy Miller owned a windmill (shocked, aren't you?) and was always getting him into amusing scrapes thanks to his bibulous ways

See?

It got so bad they had call to the British Army from the the Napoleonic Wars to sort 'im out, as if they haven't got enough problems.

Windy was such a commited imbiber he didn't sup bottles of cider like lightweight teenage hooligans. He knocked back pots of the stuff.

Hardcore brother, hardcore.

The local children therefore learnt the harsh realities of life at an early age. The above picture is probably a fair encapsulation of Jessie's childhood.

You've never seen Pa Jess and Windy Miller side by side, have you?

It's because they're the same person. Where Windy originated we know not, and whither Pa went is a mystery, but no longer.

Thus concludes the history of Pa Jess.

Where was I? Oh yes, apparently when Ma Jess perished, Pa scraped together all the money not pissed up the wall and sent Jessie off to Pokémon Tech., after which he promptly died, of cirrhosis presumably. Or he went home more like.

Despite the clear evidence provided on Pa's identity, I'm sure some killjoy will quibble over the details. I suppose we have to humour such people.

Consequently, we can't legally claim to have knowledge of Pa Jess's appearance, barring the brood from inheriting it, meaning only a couple of options are open to us:

• Boy just like Ma Jess.

• Girl just like Ma Jess.

Alright! That's eighteen kids! Are you happy now?

Ooh, what about overpopulation?

Correction: the world's overpopulated with scum. We need more good 'uns to prevent being outnumbered.

If you're a husband and wife determined to spend eternity together, you might as well have  as many babies as possible.

I'm looking at you there, Ma and Pa James!

Compare Brock's lot: ten kids, Pa effed off, Ma died of exhaustion!

If that's what faithless marriages produce, rock-solid unions ought to contribute to the nation's wellbeing by bringing up decent children.

She is ethereally beautiful.

I can forgive a lot from a pretty face.

I've never seen this picture elsewhere, so if you use it, I will know it's from me.

Take it! Spread it across the internet! But I claim to be the originator.

As for Rumishippers (I know you're about, I've seen the art) I'm sure they also approve of these dynastic plans, as long as a slight tweak in the mother's name is allowed.

The fecundity will be as forthcoming, for we may conclude that Jessibelle is one to never utter the passion-thwarting line to James:

'Not tonight dear, I've got an headache.'

Not many men can say that whatever girl they choose to marry, the children will be same.

[murraywalker]

Petition to remake the Quaker Oats adverts with Valtteri as Windy Miller

[doctorwhoarchiveofrandomness]

Windy Miller recreates the opening from Day of the Doctor.

[sunnysynthsunshine]

some Windy from Camberwick Green for @twilightsquire

[cultfaction]

Preview: Camberwick Green: The Complete Series (Bluray)

Here is a box, a musical box, wound up and ready to play, but this box can hide a secret inside! Can you guess what is in it today? Windy Miller cordially invites you to join him and the rest of the Camberwick Green village folk in Gordon Murray’s timeless 1966 classic. Enjoy all 13 original episodes once again, fully restored from the original film negatives. This iconic British animation was…

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Windy Miller looking to leave his mark on UK MMA

Windy Miller looking to leave his mark on UK MMA - http://mmauk.net/2019/04/16/windy-miller-looking-to-leave-his-mark-on-uk-mma/

Windy Miller looking to leave his mark on UK MMA

From starting out in judo and karate in the ’70s and ’80s to taking up Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in 2000, before setting up his first MMA gym alongside Lee Doski in the early 2000s, it’s been some journey in Mixed Martial Arts for Windy Miller.

Miller is now president of the UK MMA Federation and works with fighters such as European Junior Champion Jake Nichols at his gym Bluewave Academy in Suffolk.

Having been involved in MMA for nearly 20 years now, Miller is delighted with how it has developed and believes that the landscape of the sport will continue to change over the coming years.

“What’s really changed is the level of knowledge within the sport, certainly with regards to things like wrestling. So at that level, you’ve seen the technical expertise of individuals go through the roof. Very rapid development.

“For me coming from a background of more traditional martial arts which is a very closed system; this what we do, this is what we’ve always done this is how we do it. The great thing about MMA is that it’s an open system and it’s continually open to change and testing. So at that level MMA has changed.

“In terms of shows, the standard and knowledge of officials, the standard of shows, the quality of shows has gone up massively, particularly with promotions like Cage Warriors being so successful.”

With competitions such as the IMMAF European and World Championships showcasing some of the brightest young talents across the globe, Miller is most impressed with how much amateur MMA has progressed during his time involved with the sport.

But despite UK fighters such as Muhammad Mokaev winning gold at the World Juniors back in November, Miller still feels that the UK has a way to go in order to catch up with other countries.

“The real level where skill has gone through the roof is in amateur MMA. The IMMAF had done a fantastic job with the world championships, I was there last year in Bahrain. The skill level of amateurs is unbelievable and this is where the UK is in danger of getting left behind.

“We had one of our fighters George Chambers, a very good wrestler, jiu-jitsu, good MMA guy, 14-0. In the first round, he gets a guy from Luxembourg. You would think that’s not a problem, but the guy from Luxembourg is 39-1. By the time he was finished with George he was 40-1, in the first round.

“So in this country what you’ve got is people doing 5 or 6 MMA fights, winning a local championship belt and then turning pro. I think you are kidding yourself!”

Miller has several fighters in his ranks at Bluewave that have competed on the European Stage such as Nichols who won gold in Bucharest last year and Jimmy Fell.

And the UKMMAF President thinks that the IMMAF competitions like the European and World Championships provide young fighters with invaluable experience.

“You can say, without being negative towards any of these things, I was cage warriors champion. Or I was contenders Norwich champion or made for the cage champion. These are all worthy things and good shows, there’s no problem with that.

“There’s a difference when you can say I was World champion. Because what you’ve then done is tested yourself against other countries in the world. Of course, this is what the promoters of the big shows are now looking at.

“They’re saying – well these guys have actually gone out and tested themselves against the best fighters from other countries. So then they can look at that and say that they’ve proven themselves to be effective. If you win a regional title in the UK, that’s not quite the same, is it?

“The experience that we’ve had with people going and fighting on the European and World championships which are really beautifully run events has been really good for the development and for the confidence of those young people, so I think it’s great.”

With IMMAF hoping to see the sport at the Olympics in the near future, Miller envisions that MMA will start to follow the blueprint laid out by other Olympic combat sports.

Bury St Edmunds based Miller thinks that we will see amateur fighters start to take a different path in their careers before making a switch to the professional ranks.

“The model is very much the boxing or judo model because IMMAF wants to get into the Olympics so they’re mimicking those models.

“The future for an MMA fighter worldwide will be to start MMA in a club, and then rather like Thai boxing – interclubs. Then fight on local shows, then fight on national shows, get UK team selection, fight in the European’s, fight in the worlds and then go to the big shows like UFC or Bellator or whichever it may be as a professional. Because the big shows are looking and thinking – where can we get our next generation of fighters from?”

It was originally hoped that MMA could debut as a “demonstration sport” at the 2024 Olympics, but these hopes faded when the games were awarded to France, where MMA competition is outlawed.

Now IMMAF president Kerrith Brown has his sights set on MMA being introduced at the 2028 games in Los Angeles where the sport is regulated lawfully by the California State Athletic Commission.

And Miller remains hopeful that we will see MMA at the games in LA despite several barriers that could prevent it from happening.

“IMMAF is certainly pushing for it and they’re trying to put all of the correct structures in place. I know Kerrith Brown very well, he’s a lovely guy and talks a good game, so they’re certainly trying to do it.

“I think all that people can do in a sport is to look at what the specifications are for having your sport included in the Olympic games and fulfil all those specifications. So I think if you’ve got a big sport and that it is popular and a lot of people are doing it, then I think you’ve got a good chance of doing it.

“The difficulty is of course that we’re a combat sport and the prevailing world wisdom is a bit to the left I would say in that people are not keen on combat sports in the UK.

“But I think there’s a good chance of it being included. I don’t see why it shouldn’t be. Of course, the UFC would want it included in the Olympic games, wouldn’t they? The Olympics are also about money. If there’s money in it, it’ll be in.”

UKMMAF have recently recruited amateur fighter Joanne Doyle as Team England’s head women’s coach and also have a partnership in place with Liverpool University to carry out athlete testing.

Miller, who was Suffolk first ever BJJ black belt, is excited for what is to come in amateur UK MMA and is hoping he can leave a lasting impression on the sport.

“We’ve got some very exciting stuff coming on, we’re really taking it a stage further. It would be great to see the development of the UK team.

“My aim is that I want to be standing at the Olympics in 10 years’ time with a UK team winning. With us getting most points and people getting Olympic medals, then those young people going away being able to say – I was Olympic champion. That would be a fabulous legacy to leave for someone like me.”