The Doctor Who Archive of Randomness

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Phil and Rita were about to get a nasty shock.

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"Have you finished your home learning yet?"

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The Doctor was beginning to regret purchasing that Prince Harry audiobook.

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Trump’s doing NFTs? Well, two can play at that game.

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"TRANSMIT THE WOKE MIND VIRUS!"

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EXCLUSIVE: As Russell T Davies confirms the background used for Ncuti Gatwa's trailer shot was fake, the actual background is leaked onto the internet.

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"It was nil-nil, so we've decided to drop you out of a plane somewhere over the mid-Atlantic."

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"Gods. All I said was 'I've got a couple of shirts you can borrow...'"

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"No, MILLIE. Millie Gibson."

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"Hmmm...naah."

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"Ooh, just give me a mo. Some eejit's leaving a sock over at Dobby's grave."

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"What's this? What's this?"