Wingedinnit au, phil teaches him to fly by throwing him off a cliff, because we as a fandom need to remember that phil is just as chaotic as his kids. There's a long silence, and wilbur just goes "...dad, how big is this cliff?"
"Really fuckin' big, i'll tell you that, will."
Techno pipes up, "and... what if he dies?"
"He won't die!"
Wilbur's looking a lot paler now. "Dad, he hasn't flown yet."
"He'll get the hang of it," phil assures him. "Trust me, i was just like this on my first flight. If he just angles himself right, and he manages to open up his wings, then i'm sure he'll be able to– okay yeah he's doomed"
Phil then dives off the cliff and grabs tommy before he can get hurt. Tommy is barely fazed. Wilbur is on the verge of a panic attack. Techno looks mildly concerned. Phil just laughs and says "ah, well. Maybe next time!"
Phil is chaotic and I love him for it. This is the greatest and this is hilarious. Just fucking throws him off the cliff as a way to teach him how to fly.













