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Go Home Santa - You're Drunk
So I was going to post something saying that one of my favorite parts about going to college up north is looking outside my dorm room window and seeing, in the beautiful landscape of snow, that someone has drawn or written in the snow an impressively large and clear image of a dick or the words "send nudes"
While I normally am not that amused by dick humor, I love that college students are willing to put so much effort, so much time and consideration and planning, into something as silly as dick humor--especially because for the quality I have seen outside my dorm room window, these college students must have been quite clever to accomplish such a feat so quickly without being noticed.
Whenever it snows enough that the possibility for such art arises, I look out my window every morning to see if another such masterpiece has been created by the mysterious creature that is a college student.
I looked out this morning, and while I saw no such drawings or text, I did see a snowman, and as someone originally from somewhere it does not snow, seeing that some college students enjoyed themselves by making something as simple as a snowman brought me joy.
I was going to post this, ending by delighting in the wholesome image of college students' simple snowman.
But then I realized something that brought me even more joy.
Looking at what I thought was a slightly lumpy snowman from a different angle showed me that it was, in fact, beautifully sculpted from the snow, a penis.
Hey South! Calm Down, It's Just Cold Air
The annual snowpocalypse in the southeastern United States is happening today. For those of you from other countries, there are parts of the United States that get a lot of snow for about four months every year. I live in one of those unfortunate places. For us, getting a foot (30 centimetres) of snow overnight just means that we have to spend a little extra time clearing our driveway before we…
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Under a winter storm warning, schools have already cancelled for tomorrow. The snowblower has been checked (it starts, yay!) and refueled. Snow shovels have been strategically placed by the front and back doors. The final trip to the grocery store has been logged, and the van is in the garage, parked carefully to allow access to the snowblower. The first flakes of snow begin to fall through bare tree branches, drifting slowly to earth ...
