#penis humor

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[frogsinajar]

if i ate your art it looks like itd have the taste and texture of a marshmallow

oh my god, that is such a sweet thing to say, thank u so much!

id like to say tho, im about to post a comic that is a bit more crass and that is not related to this ask lmao, the stars just lined up for the moment I draw my weird bullshit, so uhm, sorry in advance!

[becausedragonsarecool7]

So I was going to post something saying that one of my favorite parts about going to college up north is looking outside my dorm room window and seeing, in the beautiful landscape of snow, that someone has drawn or written in the snow an impressively large and clear image of a dick or the words "send nudes"

While I normally am not that amused by dick humor, I love that college students are willing to put so much effort, so much time and consideration and planning, into something as silly as dick humor--especially because for the quality I have seen outside my dorm room window, these college students must have been quite clever to accomplish such a feat so quickly without being noticed.

Whenever it snows enough that the possibility for such art arises, I look out my window every morning to see if another such masterpiece has been created by the mysterious creature that is a college student.

I looked out this morning, and while I saw no such drawings or text, I did see a snowman, and as someone originally from somewhere it does not snow, seeing that some college students enjoyed themselves by making something as simple as a snowman brought me joy.

I was going to post this, ending by delighting in the wholesome image of college students' simple snowman.

But then I realized something that brought me even more joy.

Looking at what I thought was a slightly lumpy snowman from a different angle showed me that it was, in fact, beautifully sculpted from the snow, a penis.

[mg549]

french dick call that a ouiner

[funnyreclaimed]

I, too, have dickslexia

[mg549]

heavy hangs the cock king

[beetle-freak]

looking for a post

[culturevulturette]

Dick?  Peter?  Willie?  

Any other suggestions?