send me a ship and ill tell u:
who wears the ugly christmas sweaters: joE omfg hed buy like 50 and make them both wear them
who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa: andy n joe would both choose movies but theyd fight over which to watch and andy would make like some xvx hot cocoa iunno
who starts the snowball fight: joe
who drags the other under the mistletoe: andy would totes be down for it
who decorates the house: both of them
who hangs up the ornaments on the tree: andy does it but has joe help him when he gets 2 the higher parts of the tree
who cooks christmas dinner: andy bc joe cant be trusted after he set the kitchen on fire last year
who invites the other to sing a christmas duet: andy
if they have any holiday traditions: iunno tbh
who would start a food fight during baking: joe would b goin along with it at first but then he like flicks cookie dough at andy and it all goes downhill from there
who would get drunk off of eggnog: joe duh