#winterhusbands

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Universes + Pet names

translations: Solnyshko= little sun

Kotenok= kitten

Liebling =darling

Engel = Angel

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I'm bored so I made couple memes and

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Every inch of you is perfect, from

To the

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Omg ok real quick but--

An Oceans 8 kind of AU where 3 husbands and 1 housewive must solve the case of their wrongly accused husbands after they were framed for a murder they didn't commit

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Ok so!! First, sorry if I forgot someone, but these bitches are hard to remember individually, let alone in pairs sjsjsj, second these! Are mainly canon couples first, but I really only have one pairing that I "ship" outside of canon so that's coming at the end!

Ok thirsty Timez ™

Also I? Only have one ship and ironically, it's Winterbones sksjsj I only like it in AUs where Rumlow is half nice and plays the "asshole with a heart of gold" part where he's genuinely in love with Barnes and is always the bottom. I just? Don't see him as a top but that's my picky bitch side coming out lol

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Okay I give myself a pat on the back for not making an android AU......yet

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The Unholy Trinity

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Omggg I napped so hard and woke up so inspired by social media for that YouTuber/media presence AU, particularly "walk around naked while your boyfriend plays video games" trend, it's honestly REALLY cute.

I can imagine Aleksei feeling in a teasy move cause it's fun seeing Ryurik on his toes, particularly when he's in a heated conference call with his family/Iziaslav and the look of exasperated despair in his eyes screams for help. It's not common to have the whole house to yourself with 5 teenagers. When you get laid you get LAID, concrete press. Who can blame Ryurik for dashing out, Aleksei is a whole Meal

MORE SO Rogerstark cause Of Course ™, LOOK. No one can blame Rogers for wanting some of Stark's attention, have you SEEN that man, he doesn't care if Stark reached level whatever on his little Playstation that Harley got him for Relaxation Purposes ™. He does agree Stark is a workoholic who NEEDS more fun but not when he wants his boyfriend's attention. Should it surprise anyone that Stark flies off the couch so fast the controller ends up in the TV JEJSJS

Masters straight up cries happy tears whenever he sees Talia naked and she can't help but giggle over how adorable he is sksksj His reaction is so precious and wholesome that he goes viral overnight and he's the new face of Internet's Hard On for a good month because who doesn't want a man who'd drop his pizza and straight-up sob on camera that "Oh mY god. Oh my goodness- I can't, I can't. You're not even real, - Am I dreaming? Cause if I am ill kill the one who tries to wake me I swear to God- I'm just-- You're so extraordinary I cannot-"

OKAY, FRESH SHIP TIME but LOOK the Idea of Sydney and Flint is very appealing even if they're new. Our boy grew up Catholic and Felicia always makes fun of him for it by warning him about the "Ladies showing ANKLE, they'll cut you-" like she's warning him about a gunshot sksjj Syd thinks That's Cute and his face of seeing her naked self becomes the meme of the year KEKSJSJ