#winterizing

[abba-disc0unt-plumbing]

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[ozma914]

Winterizing Is Not For the Weak

It can be nice to sit in our house and let the summer breeze blow past. Or, to get even more breeze, we could open the windows.

My house leaks like a Washington insider. Over the years we’ve stuffed cracks and other openings with anything we could find: towels, sandbags, small cars, door to door salesmen, whatever. A nice breeze isn’t what you want come November.

We don’t know exactly how old the place is, but Fred Markey carved the date 1879 into a garage wall. Is that when he was born? When he built the house? Or when he got cabin fever and went crazy with a knife?

(Note: I've learned he was 16 years old at the time. Who wasn't doing a little mischief at 16?)

The walls once held blown in insulation, but over time it settled, or possibly got carried off by mice. Now we have the annual, depressing, tradition called “winterizing”.

Okay, well, not so bad so far.

Winterizing reminds me that winter’s coming. Winter comes every year, usually in the fall. It’s like it’s seasonal, or something.

Hm … maybe that 1879 carving commemorated the winter they found Fred Markey frozen to the outhouse seat. It would be embarrassing to be frozen to indoor plumbing, so we winterize, starting with storm windows. Traditionally they’re installed just before an unusual warm front comes through, forcing you to decide whether to take them back down to let warm air in, or just curse the fates.

I also put plastic up on the inside of the windows. You put double sided tape around each window, then place the plastic on it, then curse and flounder as the tape falls off. Then you put the plastic on again and use a hair drier, which tightens it up so wrinkles don’t show. NOTE: This does not work on skin.

You can also use spray foam insulation and caulk, to seal cracks. The main purpose of these substances is to form permanent crusts on clothing. They’re also fairly effective at removing skin.

At some point, the furnace has to be started for the season. This is always a time of great interest in my house: I’m interested to know if it will start. I have hot water radiators, and the water is heated by a boiler. Me waving a match over a pilot light to start a boiler is akin to Wiley Coyote opening the latest package from Acme Co. You know something is going to happen; you just don’t know if the result will be ashes and singed hair, or a flattened body against the wall.

But I seriously considered doing none of that this year.

It's because of putting on the air conditioner cover. Not on myself. The polyvinyl cover has a couple of elastic strings attached to it. The instructions say to wrap the strings around the cover, hook them over the air conditioner, and voila—instant winterization.

Until the first time the wind blows.

Then you need duct tape. Rolls and rolls of duct tape.

This year I put the cover over the air conditioner, then waved for a truck to back in. I’d ordered a dump truck load of duct tape. They dumped it right into my driveway, and other than the dozen or so rolls that rolled down the hill out back (should have seen that coming), I was set.

I taped the cover to the conditioner. I taped the cover to the window. I taped the cover to the wall, the conditioner to the window, the wall to the conditioner, and I finished by taping the tape to the tape. There was now no sign of the green plastic cover. I might as well have skipped it and just made a duct-cover.

By then the sun had set on my duct tape paradise, so I did some winterizing inside, such as replacing the door-to-door salesmen in the cracks. The next morning we had some errands to run, so I pulled on my coat, walked out the door, and stepped on the air conditioner cover.

I took this picture while standing on my air conditioner cover. That is not normal.

Some of the tape was still on the cover.

Some of the tape was still on the wall.

But they were no longer connected to each other.

I said something then that I rarely say in public, and would be best off not repeating here. Then I stumbled back inside and collapsed on the couch, where my wife took in my red face and the steam coming from my ears, and tried to decide whether to dial 911.

And that’s why I’m considering giving up on the whole winterizing thing. What, I can’t build a fire in the bathtub and hover over it all winter? It probably worked for Fred Markey.

By the way, I’ve got some used duct tape for sale … cheap.

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[ahedderick]

Frosty

   Friday evening I finally got the ‘thermal barrier’ plastic put up on the window near my bed. It’s amazing how much difference one little layer can make in heat loss. My husband and I insulated the house and put in new windows in about 1988, and we certainly took care to install them right and tight, but there is still a tiny draft that can be felt around the edges of each frame. The plastic cuts that down dramatically.

   So, that PLUS an extra blanket on the bed PLUS sleeping in a longsleeved shirt/sweatpants, and I was fine. Snug as a bug, as it were. Makes getting UP in the morning all that much harder, though. (Also there‘s often a 3am trip to the wood stove to fill it up. Not *necessary*, since the regular furnace will kick on if the wood stove isn’t keeping up with the cold, but every little bit helps.)

   When I first moved into this house, by myself, the windows would be covered with ice on the INSIDE in weather like this. We suffered greatly that one summer, doing the insulating, but boy has it been worth it.

(The blue tape in the photo above is a type of painter’s tape that I especially like because it comes off very cleanly when it’s time; no adhesive residue left behind.)

Oh, and while I’m critiquing the house, I have to admit that the builders, in 1932, made the unusual but excellent choice to site the kitchen sink and bathroom fixtures on interior walls instead of exterior ones. MOST kitchen sinks (in old farm houses in our area) were on an outside wall and had a window over them, so Mom could look outside while washing up. But that means the pipes freeze in winter. My kitchen sink is one the opposite wall from the window, and we never have to worry about the pipes.

[forsythiahill]

Winterizing and Winter Benefits of a Lean To Greenhouse

[mudbugcreations]

So my studio isn't insulated on the second story yet, so every winter, I have to fully winterize my studio and I close up for 3-4 months. Any wet material gets relocated to my house, hence the trailer load of glazes. But she is always so clleeaaann when I'm all done! #wintercleaning #winterizing #studiohibernation #cleaningday #muddymess #truelifeofanartist #artistbehindthescenes https://www.instagram.com/p/CIbbCC4DySc/?igshid=ov5s0gh0q4m9

[thisisntthegeorgeyourelookingfor]

Helped a buddy make a new door (out of pallets, gag) for his shop.

[dirtmud]

built a high tunnel greenhouse on a friend's farm today! also thinned out the collard greens and set up a tarp to kill an invasive species of grass. super fun way to spend time outside in the rain and mud 10/10 am excited to do it again next week