WHAT YOUR FAV TWST CHARACTER SAYS ABT YOU!! (CRACK VERSION)
Ace: I'd hate you (/affectionately).
Deuce: I'd propose to your mom.
Cater: You need hugs. And followers.
Trey: You're as sweet as the cakes he makes. Also, you're his dentist.
Riddle: Mother issues. Same.
Leona: You have that one sibling you hate and one you pretend to hate.
Ruggie: You'd rob me and I'd call it our 'meet cute'.
Jack: I'd imitate you to look cool, ngl.
Azul: "Shady businessman/woman/enby? That has got to be my favorite genre." looking ass and I'd never judge you for that.
Jade: I'd bring you peace offerings almost everyday.
Floyd: You owe me a 150,000 worded essay on why and how your standards dropped so low.
Kalim: You want to be as optimistic as him, and you honestly deserve more credit for it. Plus, you cry yourself to sleep while hugging his plushie, cause it feels like he's crying with you. He probably is.
Jamil: I owe you a 300,000 worded essay on why he's the best, and I'd better get an agreement for each paragraph.
Vil: You love breaking gender norms and you hardly ever flop. You make long winded essays on character designs or "Ooh, shiny". No in-between. Also, you memorized his last name.
Rook: You kinda freaky and into yanderes. I'm into yanderes, but I hate this dude, so idk. I'd definitely say "I know what you are" to you, and you'd be thinking "She thinks I'm gay/bi/queer" and I'd be thinking "They're a serial killer".
Epel: You love the "Innocent girl who's a spawn of satan" and probably are one, yourself.
Idia: You "win" online arguments by doxing. That and your fav brother from Obey Me is Leviathan. Don't lie to me.
Ortho: You've always wanted a robotic younger brother!
Malleus: You're the majority. Congrats. (Also you have abandonment issues and ship MalYuu. Not that I can blame you, honestly).
Lilia: You say, "Ow, my hip hurts" then does the latest tik tok dance, no sweat.
Silver: You liked the mystery shrouding him. Plus, you love the found family trope.
Sebek: You see through his loud demeanor and really like his loyalty to his friends that aren't Malleus.
Yuu: You love yourself and I love you. <3
Sam: You are waiting for him to sing "Friends On The Other Side". You watched that one animatic by Laizyboy?? (Remind me the name)
Vargas: You actually thought eating raw eggs would make you strong. ... LOL. Jk. You ARE Vargas. I'm sorry, but how did he get THAT high in 2024 popularity polls?!?
Crewel: You have good taste. Might also be into getting praised.
Trien: VALID. YOU WANT A GRANDFATHER IN YOUR LIFE, RN.
Lucifer (^'s cat): Hello..............IDIA SHROUD.
Crowley: You are someone who wishes they could escape from their responsibilities as much as him. "He's a deadbeat, but he's a funny one."
Chenya: You like characters that are on crack.
Rielle: I...-- Is that even a character, dude?
Neige: You're the minority. Congrats. (Also, you are so confused abt the hate Neige receives)
Rollo: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, you aren't strictly religious. You also hate the double standards he's shown. And you think he looks actually kinda cute.
Fellow: You love seeing NRC boys get reckted.
Gidel: You think he's the cutest character in Disney. No one can/wants to change your mind.
Skully: You convinced him to skip the mandatory, "Twisted Wonderland is NOT an otome game".
Najma: You love fem!Jamil. Plus, you are the younger sibling that is secretly a little demon. As an older sibling, I'm sorry, but I will expose you at the slightest chance.
Dilia (Deuce's Mom): You're one of those people that Captain Man from Henry Danger was inspired from.
Marja (Epel’s granmama. Thx, https://www.tumblr.com/gremlinvapor): As a Marja lover, you love your grandmother and love hearing stories about her! And your grandma is low key a badass.
SCARABIA STUDENT B: W...who... who are you? Waiting until the ending for this guy. ... Idek what to say, honestly...
Mickey Mouse (Thx, https://www.tumblr.com/gremlinvapor): I’m the Donald to your Mickey. And you are probably so popular. Oh, you are also a cheap stake who fakes to like change, but actually despises it. You only like twst to be ‘woke’, but you don’t even like the characters or talk abt them.
(THIS WAS A JOKE. IF YOU ACTUALLY RELATE TO THESE RANDOM THOUGHTS I TYPED, THEN WOW I AM SHOCKED. Seriously, Idc who's your favorite, and I was not trying to discriminate or anything.
I tried to include all characters I could think of atm, but you are free to request more and I'll shove them in! These aren't even my opinions, I'm just tryna be entertaining.
If you'd like, guess my favorite(s)!
If I misspelt some characters names, I'm sorry and please politely correct me, thank you.)