#wisconsin problems

[channymaried]

April 10, 2019

Yesterday my kids rode their bikes outside.

Today it snowed.

Wisconsin: It's all about balance.

[fouroclockwren]

Me, every year: "what do you mean it's groundhog's day? Isn't that in March??"

Me, this year, FINALLY: "oh I always think it's in March because six more weeks of winter after the beginning of February is like. Still kinda early for spring where I live."

[christian-fujoshi]

today i had to open a REALLY TIGHT jar of sauerkraut all by myself!! couldn't even hand it to my doggirl bc she ran away

[made-in-manetheren]

You're the person math books talk about

now if I can just find a use for these 17 pineapples and 21 watermelons...

fr though if my milk supply is math-feature-worthy, then you don't want to hear about what wisconsinites come home with from the cheese aisle!

[moodyeucalyptus]

[punsandunfinishedart]

You've heard of saying good bye to someone and then awkwardly continuing to walk in the same direction together...

But have you tried saying goodbye when you get to your car, only to spend the next 10 minutes deicing your cars next to each other in silence?

[talesofawisconsinite]

Wisco Probs

That thing where the more stressed you get, the higher your voice goes, and suddenly you can hear your accent, and you momentarily laugh at how ridiculous you sound.

Anybody else? Or am I crazy?

I will not be offended if anyone says both.

[thatwisconsinnurse]

So I tried to buy beer in Indiana...

So I tried to buy beer in IN. Load up the cart, have about 6 cases of beer. Great!

Get to the checkout and the lady looks at me and says I cannot buy all that beer. They cannot sell us that much alcohol at one time.

In Wisconsin you can have a train of carts filled with booze go through a checkout.

I was baffled.

Went to put back half the beer so we could buy some of the beer.

Spent the rest of the day cranky (just ask the BF)

Culture shock 45 minutes from my home. I cannot supply a kegger on my own if I wanted to.