Starshine

lovely things for you lovely people. creepy things for you creepy people. just a lot of lovely, creepy things. I spend most of my time on my secondary blog, @asklunaloovegood

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Frida (2002) dir. Julie Taymor

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[depsidase]

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When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

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outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

the best thing is though that it’s not like modern day oracles are always modern day oracles and only elect to appear to the rest of us and dispense wisdom when drunk in/around club bathrooms: it’s that the intersection of drunkeness and proximity to club bathrooms acts as a sort of magnifying chamber for the wisdom of the universe, and within that intersection ANY girl may AT ANY TIME suddenly become an oracle for a short while. the potential of the oracle exists in all of us, only to be activated by a combination of the right circumstances (drunk, bathroom) and chance. 

[derezzcartes]

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

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This is Zeus erasure

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Zeus deserves to be erased

[cereizaballad]

YOO I’M SCREAMING!!!

[bo-katan]

JOHN BOYEGA ONCE AGAIN YELLING FINNPOE RIGHTS

[brownleathershoes]

Controversial Opinion

"how to make jorts" by Brian David Gilbert reads similary to an Ari Aster film but manages to be a much more captivating story line than either Heriditary or Midsommar

[sakura-haruka]

#Most precious baby in the galaxy

[autie-j]

Me whenever I get a new special interest/hyperfixation:

[goblinmouse]

Make music not messes

(Or make messy music, that’s good too)

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[bogleech]

How would people feel about this as an enamel pin design, is it too cartoony and unrealistic, would you rather a super lifelike moth and of a specific species??? I just noticed that every moth pin I’ve seen on etsy is from the top, showing off their wings as focus, I can’t find any pins of moths oriented on their goofy faces

[ca314159bara]

kiwami japan uploads a video titled “sharpest YOU knife in the world”

He prints out a picture of you as a child that only your parents could have had. Still confused, you feel something prickle at the back of your head, and now he is holding a single hair strand with tiny pliers that have googly eyes stuck to them. He turns the picture and the hair into a fine dust, and makes them into a knife. When he is done, you feel less like yourself, but what remains feels… sharper.

[elendilearfalas]

Queer Eye concept

Queer Eye: A Doozy of a Day

The Fab 5 help out Tucker and Dale

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

When I saw the score on Rotten Tomato i didn’t believe it at first but now I 👏get👏it👏

I love the whole “is it comedy or horror?” Vibe

The writing is SO creative

The camera work is awesome and adds so much

These actors do well too

I don’t want to say too much.

Recommend: Unless you can’t do gore, watch it and thank me later

[insomniac-arrest]

what people think are the sexy parts of women:

butt

titties

lips

what the sexy parts of women actually are:

the fangs

the venom dripping from her claws

the terrifying scream that shatters glass

the menacing way she cracks the bones of her enemies

also the titties

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Elizabeth Sweetheart, “The Green Lady” Kitten Kay Sera, “The Pink Lady” Ella London, “The Yellow Lady” Sandra Ramos, “The Purple Lady” Zorica Rebernik, “The Red Lady”