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Hey does anyone else want to go and fight gods for the right to make stuff gay with a snap of your fingures

So if a turtle is without a shell, is he homeless or naked?

~ Howa.rd

What rights do the cops read a mime?

~ Howa.rd

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

What's the thing that you want the most in the world?

Is it unlimited money?

A superpower?

Someone that doesn't want you back?

To be someone else?

There. The person you thought of. That's something you really really want whether you're having it or not.

Can you imagine how great the man needs to be to get me through getting over you?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

~ Howa.rd

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