#wish dot com

[dannygreg]

Danny talking about Wish.com 😂😂

Source: “Wish Dot Com “ on Youtube

[strangebiology]

Wish dot com has pages and pages of real wildlife skulls for sale

Right now, from China

Where the wildlife trade is banned because of coronavirus.

[aestheticsyoutubers]

danny gonzalez, actualdannygonzalez ↳ wish dot com

[unoriginalcharacterpleasesteal]

"She looks like she could fit into a matrix knockoff called 'The Cyber' where instead of dodging bullets they blast shitty techno and dubstep"

[misfitfurby]

So, I just happened to randomly search Furby on Wish.com and to my surprise a few showed up. Phoebe gets you even more results. In case anyone was wanting a Furby Boom to customize, or whatnot, Whish might be just the place to look.

[bomb-galoshes]

Crossing my fingers I don’t get ripped off lmfao

[fairykukla]

Oh, worm?

Yes. Worm. We have wormsign. The worms crawl in.

Do you all remember this adorable critter from Labyrinth?

There have been some licensed creatures over the years. I wanted one to play both The Worm and also The Caterpillar from Wonderland.

I've got TWO.

I made a whimsical purchase on Wish and then vaguely forgot about it. Then, having forgotten that purchase, I got a plush on eBay.

Ebay find. This is the photo from the auction proper.

And here's the picture from the Wish listing.

And here they are in person.

The Flawed Worm (left) is baby. He's never done anything wrong in his life. He's also old and tired and balding. He's a Gen Xer like me; and is done with everyone's shit. (We can't all keep our mall crown forever.)

The Cursed* Worm (Right) is clearly the kind of thing that is a cheap knock off; the factory workers (who have never seen the film) are shown that one picture and told to copy it. Which is why this poor thing has exactly one (1) sideburn. Look at the promo photo. Never mind that if you look closely enough one can discern a second white tuft.

*Any item ordered for cheap from a site called Wish is going to be at least a little bit cursed.

My plan is to remove the giant white sideburn and cut it into the two cheek tufts that actually appear in the screen version. I have sharp scissors, Fabri-Tac and no shame; I can rebuild him. His flocking is sparse and weird but I think that for a caterpillar it isn't too bad. (He kind of looks like a certain tumblr-famous Devon Rex kitty, and therefore I find it charming.)

The Flawed Worm, I'm undecided about. On the one hand I possess the tools and talent to realign his Mall Hair Crown. On the other, part of me really likes his Flawed look. I might just make him a little wee hat with the tuft on it so he can get back the iconic flappy-flappy topknot.

I am of course THRILLED.

Worm worm worm...

[captaincolossal]

So last night, when I was hanging out and making jelly with my friend (who also spent 10 minutes telling me the story of the movie Falling Inn Love, re-imagined as a Stucky fic), I unwittingly introduced her to wish dot com.

Like, I haven’t been on wish in a long time and holy crap was it always super porny?  Last time I was on it was all like garbage-y clothes and stuff.  Now it’s like 40% sex toys and things that we were like “is this a sex toy??? this definitely needs a diagram because I don’t know what this is and at this point I’m just assuming it’s a sex thing.”  Anyway, we cracked up about all the weird porny crap for a thousand years.