Aug 28, 2025
Thou wilt not believe what happen'd next!
Even 400-year-old news gets a deceptive clickbait headline now.
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Thou wilt not believe what happen'd next!
Even 400-year-old news gets a deceptive clickbait headline now.
“Hexenschlaf” / “Witch sleep” – Albert von Keller (1888)
(Woodcut depicting the “sink or float” method of seeking out witches, featured in The History of Witches and Wizards (1720) - PDR)
via @publicdomainreview
he’s just like her for real
Well well well. Look who it is
You thought I forgot Awakening? I didn't forget Awakening bitches
(Justice is hard, don't @ me)
Bonus Witch Hunt babies:
Someone stop meeeeeee
Round #1 — Match 49 of 104
Finn
No propaganda submitted.
vs. Xenon the Antiquarian
“Xenon is an absolute scene-stealer. Every time the Black Emporium shows up, the whole game gets 20% weirder and funnier.”
“i love xenon because he’s been alive for centuries and chose to spend that time collecting thedas’ most questionable artifacts and writing dramatic invitations like he’s hosting a gala in the sewers. also the fact he’s so protective of his creepy little shop setup is endearing. let him have his weird chair and his weird little rules.”
“player: i need to change my haircut xenon: welcome to my underground nightmare boutique”
Who should advance?
Finn
Xenon the Antiquarian
Luka: I got breakfast. Abby: I don't believe in breakfast. Luka: It's the most important meal of the day. Abby: That's never been medically proven.
Abby FTW!