#witch so

[teenage-mutant-ninja-freak]

Random witchy shit the lads have to put up with

Leo

"Do you have any hair?"

"What? Hair? No I'm a mutated turtle, I don't have hair"

"Ok what about nail clippings?"

"Why the fuck do you want my nail clippings?"

you just sigh and walk away

telling him to put a crystal in his pocket and threatening that if he loses it and dies you're going to do some necromancy shit and beat his ass

he can't sleep so you get out your lavender infused oil and give him a massage

then he's pissed that he overslept and you're just like "Sorry I'm very powerful, next time I'll let your insomnia continue!"

he has a thing about fingerprints on mirrors so one of your most long running arguments is you writing sigils in the fog on the bathroom mirror

Raph

running into his room, clearly het up "What fucking moon phase is it tonight?"

he checks his phone and is like "A waning gibbus"

you practically screech "FUCK!" and run off again

he's kind of into it tho, always asking astrology shit like "What planet is it that's making me so annoyed today?"

you're just like "Earth, baby. It's earth"

he finds your collection of bones and teeth, he was not happy about you keeping them in his room

"But what if I need to call on those spirits to protect you out on patrol? Did you ever think of that?"

His room is messy as fuck and you do a lot of candle magic

have defo almost burnt down his room on at least 4 seperate occasions

Mikey

"Can you do a spell that will get me free pizza?"

"I could just buy you a pizza?"

"No, it's more fun if I know magic was involved"

you had to enchant his nunchucks because he kept hitting himself in the face with them

"Don't ask any questions, I need to know the time you were born"

he tells you, you go on your phone for a minute furiously typing and then say "How dare you be an Aquarius Venus. How could you do that to me?"

he looks around the lair for 2 hours trying to find the laces to one of his shoes

only to find you doing knot magic with it

"I was in a pinch and this was the only knotable thing I could find"

"Baby, I need to put on my shoes..."

Donnie

you turn everything he says into a problem because you find it funny

like he says "Bombastic side eye" when you say something out of pocket

and so, of course, you say "Did you just give me the evil eye? You 100% just evil eye'd me! You cursed me!"

taking his poptarts to give as offerings

that one really annoys him because somehow you always take the last one

and you won't let him eat it after, you just chuck it out when the deity is done wit it.

he meditates sometimes to get to sleep

and keeps waking up covered in and surrounded by your crystals

"I thought they'd relax you! Sorry I have a tight pussy and brilliant ideas I guess..."

"I just pulled the 7 of swords so who the fuck are you cheating on me with?"

he cannot win with you

[squabblingwriter]

Anti/Dark/Warf & Witch! S/O Part 4

Hello everybody and welcome back to my Witch! S/O series. Remember how I said in my first post that this series would include Anti, Dark, and Warfy? Well, here’s the fourth installment, starring everyone’s favorite mustached reporter! Don’t worry, though! Anti will have his comeback arc later, and Dark should enter the story within the next 2-to-3 chapters! - Al

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3

Anti’s been gone for a while now. After storming out of the house in anger, he hasn’t come back. The cold, emptiness of your home has returned. You wish Anti would return long enough for you to apologize for your reaction to his newfound abilities, but you’re starting to think he won’t be coming back. And even if the electronically-talented creature did come back, you silently worry about his mental state. His lack of understanding for the preservation of not only himself but those around him too could be put in danger… Well, you could be in danger.

Plants that were once thriving in your home have started dying. You can hardly leave the couch long enough to care for yourself properly. Is there a point? No one is around anymore, so what’s the point in showering?

The glass shards that stabbed into your feet as you chased after Anti are still embedded in your soles. The bleeding stopped after the first few hours, but you’re too big of a chicken to remove the cause of your pain. So, you’ve been sitting on the couch this entire time thinking about Anti, and how you could have better handled the reveal of his newfound abilities.

There’s no doubt in your mind that the creature will return to your home. However, there is no telling what Anti will do when he returns. The darkness of this realm is overwhelming, and you don’t doubt for a second that when Anti returns he will come back a different person. It’s what kind of person that is that worries you.

You upset him. Who’s to say that the young man won’t want revenge?

The gunshots from the TV strike your idea. You need something to defend yourself with, that’s for sure. The glittering metal of the pistol held in the fictional character’s hand is apparently able to kill anything. But with your ability to create anything, there’s nothing stopping you from creating your own weapon of death.

The added weight on the couch next to you causes you to look at your side. Unlike the gun on television, this weapon was a striking gold with a diamond-encrusted handle. The sight of it twists your stomach uncomfortably.

What were you thinking? You couldn’t kill Anti! He’s... He’s Anti!

You run a hand down your face. No, you can’t kill Anti, but you do need protection from him. Just in case.

What if you... No! No! Creating Anti was a mistake! You hurt him! Creating another creature would likely lead to the same result! Unless... Your eyes peek through your fingers to look at the gaudy pistol. Unless you’re more sure of the creation’s purpose.

The swell of hope in your heart stops you from creating your new friend to solely protect you from Anti. No, whoever he or she will be should be brave enough to protect you from any and all mistakes you unknowingly make. Thinking more, you find yourself more comfortable with the creation being a man. As tempting as it would be to have a woman kick Anti’s ass, you know that physically men are stronger.

The man must be fit enough that his strength will be possible to increase to face a challenge. On the other hand, his personality must be able to get along with your own as well as Anti’s. You don’t want Anti to die, but if push comes to shove then there’ll be no choice but to get rid of him. So your new friend must be funny, and nice enough, but also not willing to take shit from anyone.

But how will he know who is a friend and who is a foe? You rub your chin in thought. Maybe... He’s an investigator of some sort? But he’s funny, so an investigative journalist? A Reporter? The idea brings a smile to your face.

Yes. That could work.

Not wanting another Anti incident, you think of everything this new creation should be and not be. He should be joyful, he shouldn’t be easily angered, he should be intelligent, he shouldn’t be annoyingly so. The process takes much longer than when you created Anti, though you suppose it could also be because of your interest in how far you can actually control a creation while still maintaining the friend’s free will.

Your idea of time becomes more warped as the process continues. Growing unexplainably tired, you decide to wrap up the creation with the inclusion of something fun. Anti hated brighter colors, so why not make this friend outwardly seek them out?

Every time you previously created a new addition to your home, you never felt this tired. Is the reason you’re so exhausted now because of how much effort you’re putting into this person? Whatever the case, you finish your own version of a character creator only to fall asleep on the couch as the opening and closing of cabinets sounds from the kitchen.

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[teenage-mutant-ninja-freak]

Tarot readings with the lads!

Leo

You've somehow convinced him to let you do a tarot reading for him

you're still not sure how, maybe the mixture of puppy dog eyes and veiled threats combined?

anyways, you ask him what question he has

"I want to know how to be a better leader"

but that isn't *fun* so you pick a different one for him

you shuffle the cards with your intention of "What is Leo lacking that he should focus on more right now?"

you pull out the 6 of cups

Leo looks at you like "Is that good?"

you explain the card

"You see the way they're handing the cup to a child? This card is all about revisiting the past, childhood memories and innocence. It's about simple joys and pleasures also cups represents the element of water, to be free flowing and not so confined"

"And this helps me be a better leader how...?"

you smile and tell him that's not what you asked

"Leo, the cards are telling you to relax a little, spend some time with yourself and not so much worrying about the fate of the world. Be present, find that child in you who wants to do dumb, fun shit!"

he doesn't say anything but he thinks on it

"Anyway the next card was temperance so that's basically saying if you don't listen to me you're never gonna find balance...."

Raph

Yeah there was no way he was going to let you do a reading

you had to trick him into sitting down but once he saw the cards he tried to leave

you swayed him and his only request was "Just don't ask when I'm gonna die or some shit, ok?"

instead you do a reality check for him and you pull out 3 cards

The star, 4 of swords and 5 of wands reversed

"oh, baby.." you start

he's so worried

frantically asking what any of that means, so you break it down for him

"the star's message is: have faith. Hope, faith and purpose basically. You need to understand that you're doing alright, no matter how much you beat yourself up. 4 of swords is about rest and relaxation, taking a break. You work yourself too hard out on patrol, then come back here and hit the gym, then you barely sleep and do it all over again. You;re burning yourself out. Finally, 5 of wands. Reversed it talks about inner conflict, self doubt and tension. Whatever you're battling with, you need to face it and let it out"

"well shit, I didn't expect your cards to fucking call me out like that..."

you're just like "It's what they do..."

he opens up to you a little more after that and takes a bit more time for himself.

Who would have though Raph's healing journey woulod begin with a witch telling him to get his shit together?

Mikey

He's been begging you for weeks to pull some cards for him

and he wants to know everything!

like everything, even the scary stuff

you finally give in and he can barely sit still he's so pumped when you pull the cards out

you ask what energy he brings into other's lives

the lovers, page of wands and 6 of swords

"what does it mean?!"

"well, the lovers is obvious. You bring a lot of love to the people in your life. You're the heart of your brother's. That's self explanatory"

"Awh, your cards like me" he's getting cocky now

"the page of wands is about being a free spirit, inspiration, ideas and limitless potential. Basically you keep everyone entertained with your never stopping pin balls machine of a brain"

"I am the ideas man of my brothers"

you let that one slide, no need to remind him of the time his "idea" to defeat the foot clan involved gummy worms....he was thinking with his stomach.

"And the 6 of swords is about transition and change, a right of passage, release like releasing baggage. I think this one's saying you haven't met your full potential of how you can help people yet, but you are destined to help people"

"wow. Really? Damn you're good"

you take the compliment, you are good at this.

Donnie

it's not that Donnie doesn't want a reading or find it interesting

it's that he just doesn't believe you can tell him anything new...

so you pull out a few cards on his behalf anyways

just to tell him a little more about himself that he doesn't realise

10 of wands reversed, strength and 3 of swords reversed

you follow him around for like 10 minutes after explaining the cards

while he's doing the dishes you're all "so the 10 of wands reversed is about doing it all and carrying a burden that you need to release it can also be defined as stubbornness!Come on, Donnie, that's so you. When you aren't working on whatever Leo gave you in the lab you;re spotting Raph in the gym or you're indulging Mikey is one of his fantasies, you need to stop carrying your brothers wants with you and live for you!"

He's trying to get his bunsen burner to work and you talk about "strength is basically the message believe in yourself.but it's also about compassion. You have so much of that that you never give to yourself!"

finally he turns to face you "And the last card?"

"3 of swords reversed is the most important. It's about negative self talk and releasing pain and forgiving yourself. I know you think you hide it well, but I can tell you beat yourself up over every little thing. You need to stop that"

He takes a minute to think

"Ok, maybe there is something to these cards, or maybe you're just interpreting them that way because you know me. Either way...Thank you. This was helpful"

[teenage-mutant-ninja-freak]

Helloo!!

I saw your witchy s/o post while looking into the tmnt tag and I'm so freaking happy someone finally wrote for a reader that practices witchcraft!!!!

If it's alright with you, and if you accept asks (I tried to look for rules but so far saw what you don't write) could I have the tmnt bois (especially Leo) with a witchy s/o that works with deities and dragons?

If not then it's totally fine! Hopefully Tumblr doesn't eat my ask so have a good day!

abso-fucking-lutely!!!! this is so fun and as a folk practitioner who works with deities this is right up my ally. If it's ok with you, I'm not gonna include dragons as that's not a practice I'm familiar with and I wouldn't want to get anything wrong. But deities I can do! I'll switch up the deities each time so there's something new with each of these as well.

Leo

"Can't, sorry, Loki said the vibe is off" you begin to leave the room and Leo is just following you like "What vibe? Who's Loki? Why is he telling you no?"

you're shuffling tarot cards and the fool pops out so you say, looking up, "I get it babes, please don't interrupt my reading like that, though" and Leo is so confused like "I din't say anything" and you just say "Not you, Loki"

eventually he tries to play into it like "Would Loki be ok if we didn't smoke cleanse the house today?" and you're just like "...yeah, I guess. But if you start feeling ill soon you'll know it's because he's pissed at you"

Leo does start feeling sick so you tell him to make an offering

he's never felt more stupid that when he pours wine into a glass on your alter but he soon feels better again and it freaks him out that it worked

"So he's a trickster god?" lots of questions like this and each time you're just like "Yes, he's a trickster, no he isn't going to hurt me, yes he fucks with me sometimes but it's all in good faith"

Raph

You wake up from a really bad nightmare

"I thought your Goddess was supposed to have power over dreams?"

"She does, something must be wrong"

you look in your offering cup and the wine has fucking moulded

"ah shit, it's mouldy. Better get her a new one"

after that you have peaceful dreams

you come home with a bunch of white roses and Raph is all "are those for me?" and you politely have to let him down and tell him they're for Selene

any time Raph has a bad dream you joke that it's because he's fallen out of favour with the Goddess for how he's treated you

fast forward to a time you and him get in a big fight and he has the worst sleep/dreams of his life for a week straight.

he comes crawling back to you practically begging you for forgiveness.

Selene gets a big offering after that

Mikey

You're clearing a space in his room for your alter since the two of you moved in together

"I need a large space, Hades like a big alter"

"What's he compensating for?" Mikey jokes

and you just shoot him this look like "Don't fuck around when it comes to him"

not even 10 minutes later one of his drums breaks

you're just like "serves you right"

you come in one morning with a cup of coffee and Mikey gets all excited like he's about to get breakfast in bed and you have to tell him that it's for Hades who likes his coffee black.

kinda freaks Mikey out when you hold a funeral for each of the dead rats you find in the lair but you have to remind him "I'm a death witch and I worship the lord of the underworld. What else am I meant to do?"

Donnie

honestly he mostly just leaves you to it

he's pretty good with his hands so when you told him you worship Artemis he made a clay stature of her for your alter

you told him he'll be in her good books after that

that night Donnie caught 10 foot clan soldiers

"well, she is the Goddess of the hunt... I told you she was happy with you"

He really takes an interest in your devotional activities

always asking questions about why you do that or the significance of this

[squabblingwriter]

Anti & Witch! S/O Part 1

Part 2

This will probably be the start of a series of Witch! S/Os with Anti Warf and Dark. I just... I really like witches and magic. Comment on this or spam my ask box if you want more of these! I'm always up for this kind of stuff!! - Al

You don’t know how long you’ve been here. It’s dark, and it’s cold, and your mind can’t help but wander inside the darkness of this realm. It’s amazing that you haven’t gone crazy yet, what with the unsettling hospital-esc scent that wafts through the stale air. The dripping of something echoes through the darkness from an unknown area, with each drop the sound seems to grow louder.

Looking at your hands, you can’t help but be confused. Why do they glow such an unnatural color? Each crevice, wrinkle, and scar of flesh produces a dim (Favorite Color) light. You hold your hands to your chest, with your head buried in your raised knees you wallow in hopelessness.

No matter how far you walk in this world, you never seem to end up any farther than where you started. You close your eyes, yet the exhaustion you feel refuses to allow you an escape. You feel no hunger, nor thirst in this place. The only freedom you hold is that of existence.

A thought floats to the front of your consciousness, if you exist does that mean you can create? Curious of your abilities of this realm, you begin to think. And think. And think. The darkness behind your eyelids shields you from what fades into existence around you.

A home. Food. Comfort.

Although what is created lacks color, it gains form. The uncomfortable hardness of the surface beneath you changes to that of delicate softness. By the time you reopen your eyes, you find yourself surrounded with all that you could ever desire.

After that time flows easier. You distract yourself with the luxuries your own mind created, games and literature. You still feel no desire to nurish your physical form, and whatever concern it creates is easily forgotten upon discovering new details of your home.

But soon you discover a new flaw in your world.

You are entirely alone.

What is the point of creating everything you could ever desire, if there is no one to show it to?

Is it possible for you to create a companion? You’ve never thought about that before now, but do you really want to try? The complex mind of a living thing is impossible to understand, let alone to recreate. Would it be safe for you to even try?

No.

No it would not, maybe the complexity of a plant, but you don’t trust yourself with the responsibility of a defective, intelligent brain.

More time passes and more life is brought into your home in the shape of flora. Cactuses, roses, ivy, succulents, plants can be found in nearly every crevice of the building. The clean air calms you, yet the ever-present desire for company only grows.

And grows. And grows.

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Eventually you become so fed up with the voices in your head begging for company that you cave. The process is long, and you must think of each detail for your new companion carefully. It's odd that you don't remember any specific person other than yourself, or where you were before awaking in the darkness, but you know that life exists. And what life needs to survive. You know there is a delicate balance to everything, yet the sudden increase of light, then lingering darkness in the room startles you.

Jumping in surprise, you turn your attention to the ceiling. "Oh, great, a lightbulb burnt out."

It is only as you stand to retrieve a new bulb that your realize something terrible. The lights flicker. You didn't finish creating your new friend properly. Panicking slightly, you think of what you've given the new creature. Happiness, excitement, humor, rage, love, fear... Oh, God. A twisted giggle echoes from the dark corner of the living room.

You didn't give him any humanity.

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[villainousimagines]

So...Can you write about the villans with a witch S/O or crush? And their reactions to the witchy things that happen out of nowhere?

Black Hat

Oh my, you are much more interesting than he thought. The first time he saw you perform that spell, whatever it is that functions as the villain’s heart started pounding. Black Hat is no stranger to magic, and seeing you have the ability just makes him so pleased. You two will have to trade off spells and magic tips some time. 

Dr Flug

Woah! How did you do that? He is instantly fascinated. He wants to study everything you just did. S/O is a witch??? He was taken by surprise when he witnessed you perform something so magical (and dangerous, you almost shot his invention). Then again he did notice those little habits of whispering to yourself and carrying around this book (must be a spell book then). Needless to say, he’s in awe of you. 

Demencia

Oh wow!! Did you just do that?? That’s amazing!!! She couldn’t wrap her head around it at first, now she’s asking all these questions and making all these requests. Can you make love potions? Can you summon a ton of geckos? Can you turn Flug into a fly? Will you turn Flug into a fly? Please?? She starts trying to do magic herself with.. mixed results. You have to keep an eye on her now so she doesn’t hurt herself.