#witchblr?

[katesattic]

Bottled sunset, anyone?

(i like that the gaps make it look more cloud-like but i may want to fix the glitter on the largest one and make the blue darker)

[transingthebourgeoisie]

@ witch magic people tumblr

whichever one of you has cursed my keyboard and given my w key the malicious intent to inconvenience me whenever possible, I will find you

[snooplionofjudah]

Usage of sixth pentacle, and its stages seen by me so far.

on day of saturn fast and take ritual bath chanting "asperges me with hyssop o lord and i shall be whiter than snow, wash me and i shall be clean again". when finished recite the prayer before any operation and the prayer of the day of the week, supplement in the beginning prayers of the crossed keys enchiridion if able. at hour of saturn draw the sixth pentacle of saturn, recite its psalm over it three, nine or if chosen, fifteen to fourty five times. i reccomend between three to nine for time constraint reasons. give its spirits appropriate incense and your blood, other offerings may be employed as appropriate. would have to reccomend that, in cleansing/consecrating the pentacle you should probably use holy water-either solomonic or straight up catholic holy water. after finishing up the preliminaries here you may move on to cursing. do not expect dramatic results right away, speak your enemies name then the versicle. i reccomend again, doing this three to nine times. regular usage of the pentacle is key, its like wearing down someones immune system. Stage one, infestation: a period of three or so weeks of using it irregularly victim will begin to have infestation growing in their room, and maybe among other areas they live around in such as a car. signs include bad dreams (especially of animals eating eachother i find.) hearing noises (walking laughter screaming etc) the sensation of being watched, horrific smells, bizarre temperature changes. also noticed in areas infested with malignant spirits the victim will consistently complain of a "bad vibe" and cannot ever be fully comfortable in their room. extreme emotional states are common. Stage two, Obsession: two or more months of irregular use victim will begin displaying delusional paranoid thinking. any mental illnesses or bad habits will be kicked up to their highest possible state here, if victim is depressed they will become more depressed. if victim is anxious anxiety will arise twice as bad. victim uses drugs, the victim will slide deeply into addiction far worse. bizarre habits seem to get picked up here, such as collecting piss in jars or smearing it across things along with feces.victim will not be able to stop having absurd thoughts and paranoia/delusions in their mind. victim will want to harm theirself or, others. especially if already prone naturally to violence. the victim will also display extreme to casual hostility towards sacred objects or images considered to be holy, be they catholic buddhist or something else it does not matter. they are drawn to disrespect them, harm them, and destroy them even if they still revere them or claim to. victims may also be drawn to dangerous people and power in associating with them? Stage three, Oppression: physical violence by spirits(?) will have to experiment further to see personally, level of posession generally described as physical harm on human such as burns scratches bruises and etc stage four, possession: bodily control, unsure what this all entails. general thought is spirit has complete control of the body for intervals of time, will have to see personally with further experimentation.

[mellimagicsblog]

Do they make, like, rattles for adults so that you can shake off unpleasant conversations and keep working like nothing's wrong? Sometimes I really just need to shake something after a heavy conversation, especially when I'm dealing with someone who needs therapy but won't go get it, or divulging personal information about the worst year of my life.

Do I need to make a poppet for this?

[flowers-frogs-torches]

I can feel for all of the church and temple goers who can not go to worship due to the pandemic. I have heard of many offering streaming services.

Which makes me wonder, where is our streaming service? Mb I'm just being oblivious, but is there not services available to non-organized-religion people?

Liie yeh, yeh, I get it. Build your own practice. But hear me out, wouldn't it be nice to wake up on a Sunday and pop on a blanket spiritual service for us non church goers?

Just I thought.

[eclipseyeger]

random joking headcanon I just came up with for the Prince of Egypt story

the Egyptian gods are wild, but not evil or necessarily assholes.  But they also kinda keep to themselves, or at least more than the Greek pantheon does.  So I headcanon that when the slavery shit got that damn bad the Hebrew God sidles over to the Sun Boat barely containing his rage like hey Ra, my college roommate in Head-God school, those followers of yours are kinda being horrible to my people.

And Ra’s just like oh shit, wow, yeah, that is kinda horrible.

And the Hebrew God’s like yeah.  You wanna help me punk ‘em and teach them one hell of a lesson?

And Ra’s bored constantly fighting snakes and making sure Set’s behaving so he’s like heck yeah, what we gonna do?

And the Hebrew God’s like here’s the plan...ask Sobek to make sure the Nile takes this one kid to the palace, without getting eaten or crushed, and then...do nothing.  For, like, thirty years.  No matter what they pray for, just.  Do Nothing.

And Ra loses some feathers laughing while the Hebrew God breaks down what he’s got planned to knock these asshole recent pharaohs down a peg.

[eclipseyeger]

if you’re the atheist friend you get to be the one to climb to some hell plane and fish your friends out like an epic poem hero then you get to set a salt circle and flip off cthulu from inside of it when their god comes to your house for their soul

[cawandordersvu]

User: big blogs follow me. Me: weird flex but okay

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