Feb 20
jaskier: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.
geralt, was there for the djinn: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.
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jaskier: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.
geralt, was there for the djinn: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.
Jaskier: Geralt
Jaskier: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Geralt: What in the continent have you eaten now?!
Aiden: I think I'm in love with Lambert.
Geralt:....
Aiden: ...Any thoughts?
Geralt: And prayers. You're going to need them.
Geralt: I sleep with both my swords next to me. Jaskier: I sleep with a knife. Roche: Both of you are pathetic. Jaskier: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Roche: Iorveth.
Lambert: *pulls back the curtain while Eskel is showering*
Lambert: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Carrots?
Tissaia: There's some sort of dark magic entity...
Yennefer: *snickers*
Tissaia: What?
Yennefer: You said titty.
Tissaia: ...😑
Geralt, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Jaskier: *half asleep* Geralt, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
geralt: hm. what if i hurt their feelings?
yennefer: hurt their—? do you just walk around caring about other people’s feelings?
geralt: mhm. don’t you?
yennefer: no?? how do you get anything done???
geralt: it’s hard :<
