Jun 17
geralt: You’re overthinking this.
jaskier: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Geralt. What if I’m underthinking?
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geralt: You’re overthinking this.
jaskier: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Geralt. What if I’m underthinking?
valdo: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
jaskier: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
lambert: Fuck you.
jaskier: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
eskel: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
jaskier: I— jaskier: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
jaskier: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
valdo: …We're on the ground floor.
jaskier: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
vesemir: Nadzieja, no.
nadzieja: Nadzieja, yes.
*fighting monsters*
jaskier: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
ciri, scoffing: The power to believe in myself!?
jaskier: No, a knife! Stab it!
jaskier: Am I right, Yen?
yennefer: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
lambert: Remember that time you dared me to lick the Pendulum?
geralt: No, I said “Lambert, don't lick the Pendulum" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the Pendulum.