#witcher incorrect quotes

[incorrect-favourites]

jaskier: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

geralt, was there for the djinn: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Aiden: I think I'm in love with Lambert.

Geralt:....

Aiden: ...Any thoughts?

Geralt: And prayers. You're going to need them.

[seamonstera]

Geralt: I sleep with both my swords next to me. Jaskier: I sleep with a knife. Roche: Both of you are pathetic. Jaskier: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Roche: Iorveth.

[loki-is-my-kink-awakening]

Yennefer: I love you.

Jaskier, not paying attention: What was that?

Yennefer: I said I’m selling you to the zoo

insp

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Lambert: *pulls back the curtain while Eskel is showering*

Lambert: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Carrots?

[chaosandorder46]

Tissaia: There's some sort of dark magic entity...

Yennefer: *snickers*

Tissaia: What?

Yennefer: You said titty.

Tissaia: ...😑

[incorrect-quotes-at-random]

Geralt, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Jaskier: *half asleep* Geralt, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

[its-fucking-tangerine]

geralt: hm. what if i hurt their feelings?

yennefer: hurt their—? do you just walk around caring about other people’s feelings?

geralt: mhm. don’t you?

yennefer: no?? how do you get anything done???

geralt: it’s hard :<