vaguely human shaped

Too tired and too old for this shit. she/they

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Jaskier: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Yennefer: looks over at Iorveth and Geralt Yennefer: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Geralt: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Yennefer: Iorveth, probably.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Iorveth/Vernon Roche, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Iorveth Characters: Iorveth (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Maria Barring | Milva, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Zoltan Chivay, Vernon Roche Additional Tags: Heavy Angst, Torture, Graphic Description, War Crimes, iorveth is having a horrible time, Modern Continent (The Witcher), Not Canon Compliant, i don't remember the witcher politics so im kinda making it up, Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism, geralt and his neutrality, Caretaking Series: Part 1 of war doesn't determine who's right Summary:

A new chapter of my modern let’s torture Roche and Iorveth au. Enjoy!!!!

A modern au where the war has just ended, Nilfgaard has won, and Geralt, his Hansa, and some random OCs have basically just reached Drakenborg and deal with what they found there. It's graphic.

Geralt said nothing, but he had to agree with the dwarf: the Redanians were especially cruel in their hatred towards the nonhumans, be they mages, dwarves, or elves. He entered the building scared. Scared that he’d find Triss there, strung up like a piece of meat, tortured, dying, or already dead. Or Yennefer. Or Ciri.

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mo(u)rning routine, winter 2020

A poem written during my second year in college during the pandemic.

Re-reading this again six years later, I WAS doing really poorly during the pandemic :D

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everytime i feel like i've finally mastered azbuka, i see a fanart where they use a different font

[swallowtail-ageha]

your art sucks

Wdym you do not think heavily pregnant machiavelli belongs on the sistine chapel

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This post made me go through your history just so that I could see the picture in question. Beautiful.

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Don't Bring Me Flowers

I seem to be unable to write anything new these days.

Do not bring me roses red as blood.

I cannot see them, for I have died.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/80926536/chapters/217647966

yay, I posted the next chapter of my Iorveth torture porn.

Enjoy, I guess!

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Iorveth is having a very bad, not good at all, horrible day.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An extra story to my modern Continent Witcher fanfic. Iorveth was imprisoned at Drakenborg, and he's not having a good time. It's very graphic; I made myself sick writing this.

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Geralt: I sleep with both my swords next to me. Jaskier: I sleep with a knife. Roche: Both of you are pathetic. Jaskier: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Roche: Iorveth.

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Geralt: Why is Roche crying on the floor? Jaskier: He's drunk. Geralt: And? Jaskier: He saw a picture of Iorveth's partner. Geralt: But he is Iorveth's partner. Jaskier: I know.

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Iorveth x Roche fanfiction

I am writing an extra short story about the background of my Witcher modern AU (Fuck this shit (let's start a riot) - I did write in Iorveth's backstory that he was a political prisoner... (I have a horrible writer's block and am unable to continue with ANY story I have in progress and the only thing that works is writing new ones...)

Anyway, I did research about POWs in the present, and it made me profoundly depressed.

This will not be a nice story, I am afraid.

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I have NOT written another chapter yet (mostly due to me having a full time job and also a shit ton of plants and cats to take care of), but I have made a playlist for my Vernon/Iorveth fanfic! I listen to it on my commute and daydream about writing.

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Geralt: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Roche: You're a hazard to society Iorveth: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Geralt: Look at the sunset. Roche: It’s beautiful. Iorveth: It reminds me of the fire I started last week.

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Iorveth: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night. Geralt: You were flirting with Roche. Iorveth: So what? He's my partner. Geralt: You asked them if they were single. Iorveth: Geralt: And then you cried when he said he weren't.