@witcherblooded - ARE YOU PERHAPS SHORT OF A MARBLE?
❝ I’m beginning to believe you detest me! ❞
He throws his arms wide, motioning to all of himself, as he continues watch Geralt from the safety of the ground. A shortcut he had called it, a faster way Jaskier, and granted he was very sure that for a Witcher this was the fastest way to get to town. And while they were being hunted by that big, scary, furry thing faster was by all means better. However, Jaskier didn’t want to die using the faster route no matter how much time it might take from their travels. And dying was absolutely what was going to happen if they climbed the mountain and took that narrow valley.
❝ Are you perhaps short of a marble Geralt? Me? ❞ He points to himself dramatically, all fluid but very much graceless. ❝ HUMAN. ❞ His hands drop to his side, Roach huffing from where she was grazing behind the Witcher. How he intended to get the horse through there had yet to be factored in Jaskier brain. All he saw was hills, narrow, death considering they would be walking across a valley. No Valley of Plenty down there just death and splattered bard guts from where he would slip and die.
❝ Had you wanted to part ways you could have just said so. We could talk about this you know. No need to lead me up there and then toss me down to my death. ❞ He was being dramatic, even he is aware of that, but underneath the very exaggerated words he was terrified. Which was a very natural thing to feel and Jaskier used humor and sarcasm as a defense. It didn’t matter how scared, hurt, sad he was words were his only defense. That’s what happens when you become reliant on them through your entire life. He still wasn’t climbing that mountain.