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   ATTENTION WITCHERS. ARE YOU IN NEED OF A TRAVEL COMPANION?    Meet the best Travel companion in all of the world!       Julian Alfred Pankratz,     VISCOUNT DE LETTENHOVE. He bathes   daily, smells of Dandelions   and     will provide you with lovely singing for you glorious travels! You will never   be    lonely again on those dark depressing roads where even your horse judges you!

   Buyers digression warned there are no refunds on your purchase of the bard     do not feed after midnight. Thank you for your time. 

   Jaskier / Dandelion from Witcher TV Show & Game.     Like or reblog if you would interetesd in interacting!

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𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 - 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮.

   ❝ I’m ready to try again, if you are? ❞

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𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 - 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮.

   ❝ I have to do something to help that child. ❞

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   ATTENTION WITCHERS. ARE YOU IN NEED OF A TRAVEL COMPANION?    Meet the best Travel companion in all of the world!       Julian Alfred Pankratz,     VISCOUNT DE LETTENHOVE. He bathes   daily, smells of Dandelions   and     will provide you with lovely singing for you glorious travels! You will never   be    lonely again on those dark depressing roads where even your horse judges you!

   Buyers digression warned there are no refunds on your purchase of the bard     do not feed after midnight. Thank you for your time. 

   Jaskier / Dandelion from Witcher TV Show & Game.     Like or reblog if you would interetesd in interacting!

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𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 - 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮.

   ❝ Are you taking his side against me? ❞

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𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 - 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮.

   ❝ I’m ready to try again, if you are? ❞

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Send “Make Me Feel”

for me to randomly generate a number between 1 and 100 to write a starter based on any of the prompts below!

A mix of fluff, angst, sadness, and anything to make you feel if executed right. proceed at your own risk! Some content might be triggering.

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𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 - 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮.

   ❝ I am very talented with my mouth… ❞   a brief pause.   ❝ Wait hold on I didn’t–❞

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   ATTENTION WITCHERS. ARE YOU IN NEED OF A TRAVEL COMPANION?    Meet the best Travel companion in all of the world!       Julian Alfred Pankratz,     VISCOUNT DE LETTENHOVE. He bathes   daily, smells of Dandelions   and     will provide you with lovely singing for you glorious travels! You will never   be    lonely again on those dark depressing roads where even your horse judges you!

   Buyers digression warned there are no refunds on your purchase of the bard     do not feed after midnight. Thank you for your time. 

   Jaskier / Dandelion from Witcher TV Show & Game.     Like or reblog if you would interetesd in interacting!

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the witcher (show) starters

❝ victimhood is not your colour. ❞

❝ you can’t outrun destiny just because you’re terrified of it. ❞

❝ your job is to control chaos, not to succumb to it. ❞

❝ you don’t deserve the air you breathe. ❞

❝ not a single person alive looks in the mirror and doesn’t see some form of deformity. ❞

❝ you lie, you keep secrets. you succumb to emotion and weakness. ❞

❝ not answering questions is part of your brooding pillar of charm. ❞

❝ you’re just mad because you lost your chance to be beautiful. ❞

❝ you smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak. ❞

❝ there’s no power in puppeting fools. ❞

❝ i’ll leave that for someone who gives a shit. ❞

❝ i need to get back to my horse. ❞

❝ your will to live is strong. ❞

❝ i’m still not enough. even for you. ❞

❝ need a hand? i’ve got two. ❞

❝ my men will kill you. ❞

❝ i’m here to drink alone. ❞

❝ go. on your own or at the end of a rope, your choice. ❞

❝ do you know how many people wouldn’t blink if you died? ❞

❝ you weren’t taking control. you were losing it. ❞

❝ people call you a monster too. ❞

❝ i’ve waited all these years for you to admit we’re made for each other. ❞

❝ if only you could tell between friend or threat. do you even know the difference anymore? ❞

❝ when you live as long as i do, all the names sound the same. ❞

❝ were you in love? ❞

❝ this place isn’t safe when you’re alone. ❞

❝ the only thing you do quickly is flee. ❞

❝ even if you were a beauty, still, no one would love you. ❞

❝ not a happily ever after after all. ❞

❝ hm, doesn’t rhyme. all good predictions rhyme. ❞

❝ you are making me uncomfortable. ❞

❝ unchecked kings and queens start massacres. ❞

❝ i just want some damn peace. ❞

❝ i dreamed of becoming important to someone someday. ❞

❝ the only thing special about you is the crown on your head. ❞

❝ what do you long for? fame? money? power? ❞

❝ what? no one mentioned the impending doom part. ❞

❝ true words are rare words. ❞

❝ i want more. i have to be more. ❞

❝ do other women find this coarseness charming? ❞

❝ love casts long shadows. ❞

❝ if she runs, kill her. ❞

❝ don’t give me that look, shitling. ❞

❝ today isn’t your day, is it? ❞

❝ how come when my life comes to shit you’re the one shoveling it? ❞

❝ i know who you are. what you are. ❞

❝ i envy you. to live, and to have no love. ❞

❝ you’d leave a man bound to die in such a dignity? ❞

❝ i loved your mother. ❞

❝ don’t you know who i am? ❞

❝ so that’s all life is to you? monsters and money? ❞

❝ there’s a vortex of fate around us. ❞

❝ is history a wheel doomed to repeat? ❞

❝ the sword of destiny has two edges. ❞

❝ i’ve considered your company and conversation payment enough. ❞

❝ this isn’t who you are. ❞

❝ will you be joining me? ❞

❝ no amount of power or beauty will make you feel worthy of either. ❞

❝ i don’t believe anyone has that power. ❞

❝ nobody smart plays fair. ❞

❝ i won’t listen to a man who pimps the world as some romantic adventure. ❞

❝ a true man would state his desires. ❞

❝ don’t turn this on me. ❞

❝ i want to be powerful. it’s what i’m owed. ❞

❝ that makes sense just as much as it doesn’t. ❞ 

❝ you’re smart, aren’t you? you know everything. ❞

❝ i feel something out there waits for you. ❞ 

❝ please don’t hurt me. i’m lost. ❞ 

❝ i won’t kill you…but you cant stay here. ❞ 

❝ there’s no ‘us’. there’s only me. ❞ 

❝ i’m asking for a teeny-weeny little favor. ❞ 

❝ yeah, you’re probably right. but what if you’re not? ❞

❝ i’m not your friend. ❞ 

❝ you and destiny can both fuck right off. ❞ 

❝ i love the way you just sit in the corner and brood. ❞

❝ i will not suffer tonight sober. ❞ 

❝ pretty ballads hide bastard truths. ❞

❝ i will not involve myself to petty men’s squabbles. ❞

❝ happy childhood makes for dull company. ❞

❝ it’s impossible to be prepared for every battle. keep your sword close, and keep moving. ❞

❝ i see a lot of myself in you. ❞

❝ you can’t change the world this way. ❞

❝ i don’t need anyone. & the last thing i want is someone needing me. ❞

❝ alright, stand close to me and pretend you’re mean. ❞

❝ why are you dressed like a sad silk trader? ❞ 

❝ only one of us will be alive to find out. ❞ 

❝ i stole rather than starve. i killed rather than be killed. ❞ 

❝ i have’t only done good in my life either. ❞ 

❝ it’s like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling. ❞ 

❝ when i cut my finger i bleed. that’s human, right? ❞ 

❝ they’re rough around the edges but they’re earthling like me. ❞ 

❝ royalty is best endured in small doses. ❞ 

❝ i thought the world needed me too. ❞ 

❝ sometimes, the best thing a flower can do for us is die. ❞ 

❝ handy with a blade. handy with women too. ❞

❝ are you trying to hurt my feelings? ❞

❝ you look like you’ve been through hell. ❞

❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞

❝ you know cautionary tales won’t work on me. ❞

❝ you talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. ❞

❝ the apple never falls far from the tree. ❞

❝ when i go it will be far more dramatic than this. ❞

❝ try not to get any daggers in your back before dawn. ❞

❝ you have your mother’s blood. you’ll be alright. ❞

❝ a great ruler always chooses mercy. ❞

❝ it took two strikes to kill him. they weren’t clean. but they were spectacular. ❞

❝ if i have to choose between one evil and another, i’d rather not choose. ❞

❝ i would do anything to forget who i was. ❞

❝ i have no doubt blood will be spilled here tonight. ❞

❝ there’s a grain of truth in every fairy tale. ❞

❝ people look at you for who you are, not what you can give them. ❞

❝ do you believe in destiny now? ❞

❝ we can leave. we can find a way out. ❞

❝ lovers? fun for a bit, i’ll admit, but all eventually disappoint. ❞

❝ let’s face it, you’re a girl. we’re just vessels. and even when we’re told we’re special, we’re still just vessels…for them to take…and take…until we’re empty…and alone. ❞

❝ people like to invent monsters and monstrosities. then they seem less monstrous themselves. ❞

❝ every time i’m around you i say more in five minutes than i’ve said in weeks. ❞

❝ maybe someone out there will want you. ❞

❝ if you must kill me, i’m ready. ❞

❝ people linked by destiny always find each other. ❞

❝ thank the gods. i might live to see another day. ❞

❝ i was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. ❞

❝ you desperately need money for new clothes.  ❞

❝ more and more, i find monsters where i go. ❞

❝ life is too short. do what pleases you…while you can. ❞

❝ gods you’re pretty. ❞

❝ my lady, i would never degrade your honor in such a way. ❞

❝ my world is cruel. you enter, you survive, you die. ❞

❝ i feel i shall die a broken hearted man. ❞

❝ who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels? ❞

❝ why help those who don’t listen? ❞

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𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 - 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮.

   The fine expensive parchment is crushed tightly in his hands, fingers curled around the edges of the letter till they crumpled. It had been delivered early that morning, the poor man sent to find him having been tracking Jaskier for so long he practically threw the scroll at him. Stamped elegantly on it was a familiar wax seal, the crest of the Lettenhove family. The letter was simple and to the point, Jaskier was to come home because his cousin was getting married. Again. And people thought Jaskier was fickle with his love, this had to be the mans third wife. Granted, his last one died nearly a decade ago and Jaskier was sure he had been in love with her. Still, the last thing he wanted was to return to Redania. 

   Especially when the letter specifically states he’s to return as a Noble and not a Bard. Least he insult the family name. That implies he needed a date to dance with at the party with, and he had less than a week to travel home and find someone. 

   ❝ Fuck. ❞    Taking a page from Geralt the curse falls from his lips and he smacks the paper down onto the table. He suddenly felt the desire to crawl back upstairs to the rooms of the inn and pass out in that bed for a month. Let his cousin angrily track him down and gut him, that’d be better than listening to an entire night of what an insult he is.

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They put the Witcher OST on Spod.ify and I have so much muse for Jaskier singing right now--

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                     𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽   doesn’t make   𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂.

                         Jaskier / Dandelion from The Witcher.    Loved and told by INU.                                                                                                                     ( psd )

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    Geralt can’t help but wonder how the bloody hell his patience doesn’t snap in half. How he does little more than roll his eyes and look away at the troubadour’s damn INSISTENCE that there be nothing wrong—and then does a shabby job SELLING it when he diverts the topic onto the sleeping patterns of the only other person in company. Jaskier isn’t stupid. He knows precisely what Geralt hopes to achieve in his prodding, and so he continuously dances around it: ducks and distracts. He also just so happens to know how KEEN his witcher is, and how a grand total of none of his excuses have worked, are working, will ever work—but he tries. And Geralt almost has to be IMPRESSED by it.

    But they both are WELL-PRACTICED in this stubbornness, and with time now to spare while they rest… Idiot better not think he’s just gonna roll over for him.

    “Hm. Then that proves it.” He pulls the rabbit away from the fire, tugging at one leg to test the tenderness of the meat before returning it. “Doesn’t take a WITCHER to know when a friend isn’t sleeping. Said so yourself—about me.” Hopefully he makes his point, but Geralt pierces the bard across him with a long stare and pointed CANT of his head. “A bit defensive, Jaskier. Wasn’t judging; simply observing. But you’re doing one helluva POOR job covering your tracks if you’re trying to make it seem like everything’s fine. It’s not. Because you’re not telling me something.”

    Before their scraps of a meal can be burnt, he takes the carcass and props the stick alongside him. Then, he leans forward, elbows pressing to his knees while maintaining that eye contact again—stern and SEARCHING. “Fine. Let’s take our time.” Which his mare is more than agreeable to, he’s certain. The lack of PROTEST from her direction seems proof enough. “Gives you the chance to tell me what the hell is going on: why you were PAID so much to attend some ‘party,’ why you need me there with you—I don’t do parties, Jaskier. And why you’ve been behaving more like I’m sending you to your GRAVE. About to go dancing with nightwraiths? Wouldn’t recommend it, but better prospect for me.”

    If one is to look hard enough, they might discern something going SOFTER in his gaze. “What’s the matter?”

   He’s not winning this. Jaskier is smart, he’s a Master of the Seven Liberal Arts, he has a tongue to rival the best of them--and he knows a losing battle when he sees one. He’s testing the limits of Geralt’s patience which was a dangerous thing to do. That didn’t make him any more comfortable talking about it. He doesn’t want to Geralt to decide that it isn’t worth it and leave him but at the same time he’s lucky Geralt hasn’t left already because Jaskier is pissing him off. So Jaskier had very few options and even if the one that is the best choice for him personally would make him more comfortable, the fact it might result in Geralt leaving him because he’s annoyed makes him upset.

   ❝ It’s-- ❞   He tries, briefly, and the words seem to catch in his throat, Jaskier’s eyes directed at the fire rather than Geralt. He didn’t, he really didn’t want to explain this because there was so much more to it that he had to get into. It’s to much, and would Geralt even care? He doubts it he really does. 

   A sigh falls from his lips and Jaskier shifted where he sat, pulling his lute closer to him and resting the instrument against his chest. He played with the strings a minute, letting the plucks of the music ease his heart a little bit. It took some of the stress from him and he continued to play the notes, no real tune from them but he didn’t need it to. Shaking his head he ran his other hand along the side of the instrument, over the wood and to the base. Finally after a few minutes he found the words that he should perhaps have told the other from the beginning though he had just assumed the other wouldn’t care.

   ❝ It’s my family. ❞   He stated, clearly and quietly. Perhaps quietly enough he hoped Geralt wouldn’t hear it but knew the man would. That damned Witcher hearing, he could probably hear Jaskier say that if he was on top of a mountain and whispering, over the sound of his music. The Lute played a few more notes, this time an actual familiar tune coming out. He played the notes to the beginning of Toss a Coin to your Witcher slowly, his gaze finally lifting to look at Geralt. 

   ❝ Things are complicated with them. ❞

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