𝖇𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖕 𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖉 @cxmplicatedbynature - Tumblr Blog

Shockingly, I’m not dead.

#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #yooooo whats good #not my mental health but here we are #my therapist told me i needed a hobby so i took that as her blessing to come back to this hellsite

As much as I see and appreciate all the mods to make Dandelion blonde - except Witcher 2, why isn’t there one for Witcher 2 yet??? - why haven’t any of these “lore compliant” mods addressed the scar on his hairline from where he got shot in Baptism of Fire?

Although it’s interesting to note, the way he styles his hair in Witcher 2/3 would cover most of the scar (from his temple to his ear) because I believe it’s on the side where his hair falls into his face.

#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #give me his scar or give me death #timeline; baptism of fire

rozpustnik

dandelion for president.

cxmplicatedbynature

dandelion 2020. the pansexual polagamist disaster we deserve.

#║ if you’re coming in through the window this must be important ║ misc ↦ ;;Mobile #rozpustnik

askboxmemes

My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.

#( ask meme )

I know a lot of people are talking about what their Modern AU muses would do during quarantine - for the record, Dandelion would be driving Geralt up the wall - but have you considered them watching Tiger King?

Because Dandelion would make Geralt watch Tiger King, except by the end of it he decides he wants to pet a tiger (but not an abused tiger, a happy tiger) and Geralt’s just like “you cannot break into a fucking zoo, Dandelion, that’s illegal.”

And then Dandelion decides that a gay polygamist should be president - just not Joe Exotic - so he decides that he, Dandelion, should run for president because he is a pansexual polygamist.

@cyruliik is his campaign manager.

Geralt can’t wait for the quarantine to be over.

#║ the bitch is back: stone cold sober as a matter of fact ║ au ↦ ;;Modern #cyruliik #║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #block ↦ ;;Corona

Do you ever think about all the shit Dandelion went through while rescuing Ciri because I do. Like, just leave out the part where Geralt actually died. Somehow that’s not even the worst thing that happens to him.

The first half of Baptism of Fire is just them traveling though a warn torn country and literally finding a woman described as “raped to death.”

He’s not meant for that life, and yes he’s traveled with Geralt and seen bad things, but there’s a huge difference between seeing bad things that monsters have done and seeing bad things that humans have done. He’s such an empathetic person and it’s so obvious that it took a huge toll on him. I honestly lost count of how many times he threw up but it’s a lot. Like, at times it was probably a good amount of what he was eating.

Interesting tidbit: he doesn’t throw up anywhere near as much after they meet Regis, so my theory would be that Regis is giving me something for nausea.

And never forget the journal entry in Witcher 3 where Dandelion makes a snide remark about Geralt’s need to search every rotting corpse he finds which is probably directly related to the fact that in Baptism of Fire they had to steal clothes off corpses and you know Dandelion hated that most of all.

By the time they met Angouleme - when he pitched a fit because she was a criminal and he thought that she should be executed - he was officially out of fucks to give. As soon as he heard that she was the former member of a gang he remembered the looting parties they’d seen and all the destruction that looters had caused and he put her face to that violence (even though she’d never been involved).

#║become a priest with all your scruples║ block ↦ ;;Sinning all Week #block ↦ ;;Vomit #block ↦ ;;Sexual Assault #║ I’m not lying just embellishing ║ dandelion ↦ ;;Headcanon #timeline; baptism of fire #timeline; tower of swallows #║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC

@kobloid asked: places a pair of crocs as an offering.

#║ would you prefer it in verse or normal speech? ║ misc ↦ ;;Answered Ask #║ I am being bloody serious ║ misc ↦ ;;Crack #kobloid #hey remember when angie was giving everyone crocs five months ago #i finally got around to clearing my inbox lmao

Actually, Peak Dandelion = Joey Batey’s mannerisms and body language + the voice actor from the Games + he looks like @johix’s art (but with freckles, gotta have freckles) + his temperament from the books.

#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #i would also accept Witcher 2 Dandelion if he was blonde #Witcher 2 had the best outfit not gonna lie #but book dandy is a lil shit #and we stan

@etgramen has introduced me to PEAK Dandelion, complete with curls, a gap in his teeth, and (most importantly) FRECKLES.

#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #║ we all have to die of something ║ adaptation ↦ ;;Games by CDPR #║ as far as the foppish dandelion was concerned ║ character ↦ ;;Dandelion #etgramen

rozpustnik

can I see another’s woe, and not be in sorrow too? can I see another’s grief, and not seek for kind relief? alas, life remains ; we live, we die . . relief is not kind.

I’m back from the dead and I want threads.

#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #i still havent gotten the results of my covid test butttt i feel a lot better #so lets write

Hi I’m not dead. I’m just coming off a sinus infection, then I got strep throat, and now I’m being tested for the big bad. So yeah. That’s my life. I’m also playing a lot of Animal Crossing so hit me up if you want my friend code.

#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC #║ if you’re coming in through the window this must be important ║ misc ↦ ;;Mobile