I need to stop going on TikTok because the algorithm just feeds me bullshit that’ll make me angry, but hey, in case there are any people new to witchcraft following me: you can ignore the current grift that is “how to ward your house against evil with food and I’ll teach you how for the low low price of $$$.”
Spiritual grifters really out there claiming that food is a suitable house ward that will “last for months if done right,” then fucking losing their shit for views when the lemon they left next the radiator by the window goes moldy.
“Oh no, my house is under attack! but look, this perishable, prone to molding even under the best of circumstances food item protected me! Here’s how you can do it too.”
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
Fucking out here spiritualising mold.
Clean your damn house.
