#with davenforth

[technologicgodot]

DAVENFORTH: -He's lounging on the floor, tapping his foot on the floor- You tell me

DAVENFORTH: Surprised you came to see me i half expected it to be dirk ready to chew into me

DAVE: i should have gotten you yesterday but -shrugs- im here to let you out now

DAVENFORTH: It is what it is lil d -He sighs and pushes himself up, taking the time to dust himself off-

DAVENFORTH: You alright

DAVE: -unlocks the cell- yeah DAVE: just some annoying shit happening

DAVENFORTH: Alright if you say so -brushes his shoulders off-

DAVE: -opens the door- hes not gonna leave by the way DAVE: he checked himself in DAVE: like a receptionist and a squatter at the same time while also stealing identities DAVE: its awesome

DAVENFORTH: Didnt really think he would maybe now he can at least commence to trying to be slightly helpful

DAVENFORTH: I mean honestly who put orange juice in that kids frosted flakes

DAVE: i dunno DAVE: -shrugs- i just know that this feels like literally the worst thing to ever happen DAVE: and i cant even be ironic or clever about it because it sucks that much

DAVENFORTH: -He steps out of the cell- Im sorry

DAVENFORTH: For what its worth which i know is very little from me thats not you

DAVENFORTH: Youve done a lot of growing a lot of maturing

DAVENFORTH: Youre not on the same path a younger alternate universe furry version of you was

DAVENFORTH: Its beyond fucked up still but

DAVENFORTH: Youre a completely different dave

DAVE: -he listens, nodding- its like DAVE: you spend years trying to get your shit together and when you finally feel like you got a handle on it it just blows away DAVE: and you have some bird version of yourself to remind everyone of how you used to be DAVE: just present and there DAVE: and trying to tell you what the fuck youre supposed to do and how much of a failure you are now DAVE: and me at 18 would think im a failure seeing me now DAVE: but now i gotta hear this shit

DAVENFORTH: Yeah okay but what the fuck does eighteen year old you know over what you know now he dont know your progress or your accomplishments and speakin as one of the biggest fuck ups in this vast inky blanket we call space im findin it real hard for one kid whos doin his damnedest to ruin everything

DAVENFORTH: Bein face to face with your past dont halt your progress and it dont matter how people see how you used to be cuz they see who you are now

DAVENFORTH: Hes still got growing to do and a lot more emotional and physical ass beatings to take different from you i might add i wouldnt stomp on you like i was doing my best riverdance impression

DAVENFORTH: Hes gonna grow differently maybe find a way to cope at whats eating him yaknow maybe take up underwater basket weaving or something i dunno

DAVE: i think part of me knows that but that part of me is in a chokehold by all the stupid things that come to my brain surface DAVE: its like dave can you not start hyperventilating like a toddler after a tantrum when bird you wants to fight you DAVE: can you grow some balls and do your fucking job when your uncle is fighting bird you instead of standing there like a pussy and refusing to do anything about it for a good long time while you can just FEEL the goddamn disappointment from your brother who made the terrible call of putting you in charge of anything DAVE: but something inside me chooses to remember things i actually handled well before when i was living it but when i look back at them now its like im a fucking pansy -hes not aware of how much he's rambling and he can't seem to stop the derogatory comments about himself using language he had consciously stopped using. but maybe if he makes himself feel bad enough about it it'll make him snap out of it-

DAVENFORTH: -Puts a hand on his shoulder. He had been rambling just as bad. Something in him almost pleading with what he felt like was a younger version of himself.-

DAVENFORTH: You really think its some pansy thing to not deal with shit in the phony hyper masculine way were used to

DAVENFORTH: Its the opposite lil d that takes some goddamn commitment to rewire the bullshit upstairs

DAVE: -glances up at his uncle when he talks- we?

DAVENFORTH: You know what i mean d

DAVENFORTH: What youre used to aint healthy

DAVE: no i mean DAVE: you mean you too so DAVE: did you ever have to like DAVE: deal with this shit

DAVENFORTH: -Okay wow we were talking about you little dude not him-

DAVENFORTH: Just dealt with it the only way i know how

DAVE: which is how

DAVENFORTH: Definitely not the way you do -He's gonna start heading for the exit of the brig-

DAVE: wait no go on

DAVENFORTH: Nope those are stories for another day

DAVE: -he's so curious, but it'll have to stop- i just dont know how to deal with him when hes around DAVE: hes even buddies with john like me and him used to be

DAVENFORTH: Youre still buddies with him what are you talkin about

DAVE: yeah but i guess we used to be closer before i joined skaianet and dropped off of the universe

DAVENFORTH: So youre jealous

DAVE: i mean DAVE: he didnt live my life he just DAVE: took it(edited)

DAVENFORTH: Which for him is essentially like living it

DAVE: its just like it but he didnt DAVE: he didnt actually live any of my life DAVE: or the other daves life

DAVENFORTH: Yeah thats true but this is still all he knows

DAVE: why me though DAVE: why me before -he's been walking with him by the way-

DAVENFORTH: I know i lend myself real well to being dave the all knowing but i got nothing on this one other than youre a dave strider and shit like this just happens apparently

DAVE: life just gets crazier DAVE: i have no idea what the hell is happening anymore DAVE: maybe bird me really does know something i dont

DAVENFORTH: Yeah how to make me pull a vin diesel and go zero to one hundred in about two seconds

DAVENFORTH: I really should have put a bid in for those movies

DAVE: yeah no shit DAVE: never seen you like that before DAVE: ive seen you intense but that was a whole nother level

DAVENFORTH: Yeah i try not to go to the bonus stage often

DAVE: damn DAVE: so uh DAVE: what do you think i should do -actually seeking help from his uncle wtf is up with this-

DAVENFORTH: Play it cool

DAVENFORTH: Try and be civil

DAVENFORTH: Basically do the opposite of everything i did

DAVENFORTH: Not sayin you need to be butt buddies with him

DAVENFORTH: But keep focusin on your progress and be proud of where you came from versus only looking at where you are now

DAVENFORTH: Thats a younger alternate projection of you he doesnt know its okay to not be okay yet

DAVENFORTH: Maybe try and find some common ground with yourself i dont know

DAVE: - he nods.- and when the stuff comes up DAVE: what do i do then DAVE: the stuff that brings up memories and fucks up my breathing

DAVENFORTH: Its off limits youre not talkin about it and if he insists its end of discussion

DAVE: so i just DAVE: remove myself

DAVENFORTH: If youre not ready or okay talkin about it then thats it cut him off at his proverbial knees

DAVE: ok DAVE: i can manage that i think

DAVENFORTH: I believe in you lil d

DAVE: -he pauses and then smiles a little- thanks

DAVENFORTH: -He pauses- Oh

DAVENFORTH: Yeah no problem

DAVE: so i walk you out of the brig and then thats that i guess

DAVENFORTH: Well i gotta hit the gym then get a shower

DAVENFORTH: We should chill though you know make some beats drink some aj

DAVE: -he nods- yeah DAVE: ill hit you up or you hit me up -holds out his fist-

DAVENFORTH: Hell yeah -He bunps his fist-

DAVENFORTH: Keep up the good work lil d

DAVE: -he nods- seeya -time togo do some office work to get his mind off of stuff-

[technologicatrophy-blog]

[09:43] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling tenaciousGodliness [TG] at 21:43 -- [09:43] TA: So are you Dave StrIIder or. [09:44] TG: Just dave strider [09:44] TG: No or [09:44] TG: And you might be [09:46] TA: Haha awesome thIIs bullshIIt roster really works. [09:46] TA: Hey,II'm The PsIIIIonIIIIc, or MIIkkev Captor? [09:46] TA: You totally hooked wIIth my matesprIIt. [09:48] TG: You know [09:48] TG: No matter how many times i hear that i never get used to it [09:48] TA: WaIIt no *hooked up. [09:48] TA: Hear what? [09:48] TG: Nothin dont sweat it [09:48] TG: The psionic [09:48] TG: The actual psionic [09:48] TA: Are you mackIIn on a lot of super hot babes or IIs IIt just [09:48] TA: Oh [09:49] TA: Yeah yep that's defIInIItely me. [09:49] TG: Holy shit [09:49] TA: IIt's okay, my best frIIend totally dIIdn't belIIeve IIt eIIther, but, lIIke. II wouldn't expect a human to care? [09:49] TA: Why do you care. [09:49] TG: I know a lot of troll stuff [09:51] TA: How come? [09:51] TG: I travel a lot in my line of business [09:52] TA: Wow fuck II always forget II don't have to double the II's IIn my name thIIs dumbass program does IIt for me. Thanks technology. [09:52] TA: II'm sorry pupa II dIIdn't mean IIt you're a good pIIece of code. [09:52] TA: What dIId you do? [09:52] TA: WaIIt, do. [09:52] TA: What do you do. [09:52] TA: Or dIId II guess. [09:52] TA: SIInce we're all fugIItIIves from the law, awesome. [09:53] TG: Yeah man being wanted by the baddest fish bitch in the galaxy is nonstop grab you by your balls awesome [09:54] TA: II've been wanted by her for lIIke thousands of sweeps and II've been a fugIItIIve sIInce before my adult molt, II'm used to IIt. [09:54] TA: But what do you do? [09:55] TG: Im a manager for an actor [09:58] TA: What the hell does that have to do wIIth trolls. [09:58] TG: I travel a lot [09:58] TG: You guys love your films too [09:59] TG: Could probably take it easy on the titles though [09:59] TG: No need to be so literally [10:04] TA: Hey, that shIIt's pretty classIIc. [10:04] TA: We lIIke to know what to expect IIn the turbulent landscape of AlternIIa. [10:04] TA: You guys are too fuckIIng obscure. [10:04] TA: All your tIItles are lIIke "She Hopes" or "HappIIness" or "SerendIIpIIty" or "PaIIn". [10:04] TA: That could mean fuckIIng anythIIng. [10:05] TG: Theres also the classic dude wheres my psionic [10:05] TG: No clue what that could be about [10:05] TA: Oh fuck that. [10:06] TA: My personal favorIIte IIs IIn WhIIch A Yellowblooded Helmsman Breaks HIIs ComplIIance ProgrammIIng and Causes ExplosIIve Damage to an IImperIIal Vessel IIn DIIrect VIIolatIIon of an IIncredIIble Number of Laws, KIIllIIng Everyone Aboard IIn DefIIance of IImperIIal Mandate. ContaIIns Content UnsuIItable for Those Under FIIve Sweeps." [10:07] TG: Yeah thats a classic [10:08] TG: You dig checking out movies about you [10:09] TA: II mean, yeah. [10:10] TA: IIt's always a lIIttle weIIrd, but, lIIke. Damara's comIIc? FuckIIng hysterIIcal. [10:10] TA: II thIInk IIt's pretty cool. [10:10] TA: Feeds my ego. [10:10] TA: Plus, proves that some of the shIIt II dIId IIn the helm dIIdn't go as unnotIIced as the bIItch told me. [10:11] TG: Yeah no [10:11] TG: Definitely not [10:12] TG: Theres a ton of people itching to dish out what you did and a ton more ready to gobble that shit up like lusii made grubloaf [10:14] TG: Alright thats enough of praising you for standing up to a bullshit corrupt system [10:14] TG: Back to me [10:15] TG: Rosa told you about me im guessing [10:17] TA: Aw but II love praIIsIIng me for standIIng up to bullshIIt. [10:17] TA: And yeah, she dIId. [10:17] TA: II mean, obvIIously. [10:17] TG: Yeah clearly [10:17] TA: IIt'd be pretty awkward IIf she dIIdn't. [10:17] TA: Most partners tell each other when they get new quads or randomly fuck alIIens. [10:17] TA: II asked IIf you were hot, she saIId yes. [10:20] TG: Haha she thinks im hot [10:21] TA: Well she dIId have sex wIIth you. [10:21] TA: II'm pretty sure she wasn't doIIng that for your stunnIIng personalIIty, no offense. [10:21] TA: There's other thIIngs you can do IIf you just want to reward a personalIIty. [10:22] TA: LIIke bake a cake. [10:22] TG: Wow fuck you my personality is more attractive than troll gq models [10:23] TG: Baking a cake is all well and good though [10:23] TG: Ill keep that in mind [10:25] TA: II mean II'm not sayIIng your personalIIty doesn't sparkle lIIke a dIIamond. [10:25] TA: II'm sayIIng she probably dIIdn't fuck IIt. [10:25] TG: She totally boned my personality [10:25] TA: She dIId not she boned your freakIIsh alIIen genIItals. [10:25] TA: And, uh, thIIs IIs gonna sound super weIIrd, but thank you? [10:26] TG: Alright that ones new [10:26] TG: Are you thanking me for having sex with your matesprit [10:26] TA: Well, II mean. YmIIrra deserves hella orgasms. LIIke no one deserves more orgasms. [10:26] TG: Okay true [10:26] TG: The lady clearly deserves every orgasm [10:27] TG: Shes a class fuckin act [10:27] TA: II'm reservIIng at least two for me, for someday, but yeah. Absolutely. [10:27] TA: And rIIght now II can't exactly gIIve them to her, though you're free to contIInue fuckIIng once II can. II'm cool wIIth IIt, she's cool wIIth IIt, the deal goes both ways. II knew how she dIId romance before we got IInvolved, IIt's not a bIIggIIe for me. [10:28] TG: I feel it [10:28] TA: II mean, you feel somethIIng, ehehehehehe. [10:28] TA: So how IIs IIt beIIng a manager or whatever. What do you do. [10:30] TG: Oh you know [10:30] TG: Schedule events sign contracts [10:30] TG: Go to swank ass parties [10:30] TG: I guess im kind of his manager and personal assistant but its whatever [10:33] TA: What actor IIs IIt?? [10:33] TA: Would II even know hIIm II am so old. [10:33] TA: But tell me anyway. [10:34] TG: Dave Skellington [10:34] TG: Hes been around for a while but i think you got him beat by a couple of sweeps [10:34] TA: SkellIIngton. [10:34] TA: LIIke. [10:34] TA: LIIke Skeleton. [10:34] TA: You guys have the same name that IIs so fuckIIng weIIrd what the hell. [10:34] TG: Yeah i know right [10:35] TG: Its fucking creeptastic and it gets real annoying when we go to premieres together [10:35] TA: What's he been IIn? [10:35] TG: Oh shit are you talking to me [10:35] TA: Haha holy shIIt. [10:35] TA: II can't say II've ever had that problem. [10:35] TA: Just don't yell "Captor" IIn the tech offIIce. [10:37] TG: Fuck [10:37] TG: Theres like three of you isnt there [10:39] TA: Sure IIs, bucko. [10:39] TA: But that IIsn't anythIIng compared to the sheer fuckIIng number of StrIIders on thIIs goddamn shIIp. [10:39] TA: Aren't there two Dave StrIIders, too. [10:39] TA: TerrIIble. [10:39] TG: Look dont blame me [10:40] TG: My bros responsible for the other one [10:40] TA: Aren't there lIIke two others. [10:40] TA: Are you forgettIIng one of your gross lIIveborn human offsprIIng. [10:40] TG: Yeah no [10:40] TG: No offspring for me [10:41] TG: Dirk and dave a all my bro dereks doing [10:41] TG: Seriously who names their kid after their own sibling [10:41] TA: Wow you guys are fuckIIng terrIIble at names. [10:42] TA: Couldn't go wIIth somethIIng sensIIble and dIIfferent lIIke Jorsha. Had to go for a theme of Ds. [10:42] TG: Right like the troll naming process isnt lazy as shit [10:42] TA: Whats wIIth the Ds. [10:42] TG: We like to give the world an overabundance of ds [10:43] TA: B IIs better. [10:43] TA: Look at IIt. [10:43] TA: IIt's beautIIful. [10:43] TA: Also acceptable: M. [10:43] TA: Or W. [10:43] TA: S. [10:43] TA: S IIs nIIce. [10:43] TA: Oh, E. But only capIItal E. [10:43] TA: O! Oh IIs nIIIIIIIIce. [10:44] TA: A IIs pretty good but agaIIn, only capIItal A. [10:44] TA: See, lots of sensIIble other optIIons for namIIng. [10:44] TG: Yeah but how would i tell people that theyre lacking in their daily dose of vitamin d [10:44] TG: I mean come on dude [10:44] TA: II don't know what VIItamIIn D IIs. [10:44] TA: What IIs that. [10:44] TG: Clearly its a vitamin that your body is lacking [10:45] TA: II mean II guess so. [10:45] TA: How do you get IIt [10:45] TA: To be faIIr my body IIs lackIIng lIIke all the vIItamIIns. [10:45] TA: LIIke all of them. [10:48] TG: Bro we need to invest in some multi vitamins for you [10:48] TA: Haha but wIIll II take them. [10:48] TA: How do you get vIItamIIn D?? You dIIdnt' say. [10:49] TG: You like gummy bears because they make gummy vitamins [10:49] TG: I guarantee youll eat the dicks out of those [11:04] TA: Yeah defIInIItely. [11:05] TA: WIIll that actor of yours show up on troogle??

[08:32] TG: Yeah he might [08:32] TG: But you use troogle [08:32] TA: So? You saIId he dIId troll movIIes. [08:33] TG: Yeah but troogle is like the ask jeeves of intergalactic search engines at this point [08:33] TA: You take that back there IIs nothIIng wrong wIIth troogle. [08:33] TA: What's better, then? [08:34] TG: Grooble [08:40] TA: IIs thIIs a real thIIng or are you makIIng thIIs up to mess wIIth an old guy. [08:41] TG: Its a real thing [08:45] TA: Okay, whatever, wIIll IIt show up there? II want to see any movIIes made about me. [08:47] TG: Yeah it will and wow dude [08:52] TA: What? II have a lot of pop culture to catch up on. [08:52] TA: Wouldn't you want to see IIt IIf you were IIn a movIIe? [08:55] TG: Id be worried mostly [09:00] TA: Why? [09:00] TG: Because why the fuck do people know so much about my life [09:00] TA: IIt sounds kIInda rad to me. [09:01] TA: HAH, II should be askIIng that questIIon, though! [09:05] TG: Okay well i guess youre a little different i mean look at what your friends did [09:05] TG: Look at what you did [09:05] TG: Kind of a big fuckin deal [09:05] TG: You guys are a kind of a big fuckin deal [09:06] TA: That's pretty true. [09:06] TA: Are you not any kIInd of bIIg deal? [09:07] TG: Im a pretty big deal but not change the galaxy big [09:17] TA: Well, there's stIIll tIIme. [09:17] TA: IIs that movIIe about me lIIke. [09:17] TA: IIs IIt a good movIIe. [09:18] TA: Not full of hIIstorIIcal IInaccuracIIes and over dramatIIc actIIng? [09:18] TA: Though that'd probably be funny. [09:20] TG: Its fuckin hilarious actually and its barely accurate at all lets be real [09:21] TG: Oh wait there was that one [09:21] TG: What was that could [09:21] TG: Called [09:21] TG: Shit [09:21] TG: The psionic that could [09:21] TG: Fuck no that sounds awful [09:22] TG: Oh right [09:22] TG: The troll battery that defied his orders and in turn ignited an uprising against a tyrannical and oppressive system and encouraged change for future sweeps to come [09:22] TG: Part two [09:23] TA: Ew. Troll battery. Not PC at all. [09:24] TG: It was directed by troll mel gibson i think he was trying his hardest but you know what a shitstain that guy is [09:25] TA: II thIInk II've heard of hIIm yeah. [09:25] TA: Probably. [09:25] TA: Got a lot of pop culture to catch up on. [09:27] TG: I can imagine [09:27] TG: Good place to catch up on that stuff is trollchan probably [09:31] TA: II know about trollchan II am from the IInternet. [09:31] TA: IIt IIs my lusus. [09:31] TA: IIt raIIsed me. [09:31] TA: Well no actually II just feel very comfortable around computers. [09:32] TG: Oh okay because i thought you were about to say that you were born from the internet and that i merely adopted it [09:32] TG: Then i was gonna ask if you needed to increase the oxygen going to your mask [09:33] TG: But we avoided that fate and im happier for it [09:33] TA: II'm not THAT fuckIIng old. [09:34] TA: II stopped agIIng for a hundred sweeps technIIcally II'm younger than my frIIends. [09:34] TG: Rosa still seems pretty limber to me [09:36] TA: God, II bet she IIs. [09:36] TA: They were cryogenIIcally frozen too, she's always been a lIIl older than me. [09:37] TA: But she's never goIIng to actually be old. [09:37] TA: Just eternal dynamIIte. [09:37] TG: Dynamite ages and loses effectiveness [09:38] TA: That's why II saIId eternal. [09:38] TA: FIIne, uh. [09:38] TA: Really nIIce sIIlk. [09:38] TA: DIIamonds, maybe? [09:39] TA: Salt mIInes. [09:39] TA: Stars. [09:39] TA: She's lIIke stars. [09:39] TG: Most stars we can see are dead by the time we see them [09:41] TA: II'm tryIIng to be a pansy and you're ruIInIIng IIt, thIIs IIs hard enough. [09:41] TA: Maaaaaaan II wanna see how lIImber you're talkIIng. [09:41] TA: Anyway. [09:41] TA: Sup. [09:42] TG: Werent you supposed to be looking up Dave Skellington [09:42] TA: Yeah, rIIght. [09:42] TA: *What's he gonna fIInd* [09:50] TA: How can someone be famous and also have no one know what he really looks lIIke. [09:51] TG: The universe is a mysterious and stupid place [09:54] TA: Okay, but you're hIIs manager, what the hell? What's wIIth thIIs gIImmIIck> [09:55] TG: Fuck if i know [09:55] TG: Dude pays you enough money and the check clears and you dont ask [09:57] TA: Does he pay you a lot of goddamn money? [09:57] TA: but there have to be people clamorIIng to fIInd out hIIs IIdentIIty rIIght lIIke he's got stalkers or somethIIng. [09:58] TG: Not that ive noticed [09:58] TG: Although a lot of his early stalkers just started to go missing so people tended to just not [10:08] -- tenaciousGodliness [TG] is now an idle chum! -- [10:11] TA: Oh my god, what. [10:11] TA: DIId you kIIll a man for a paycheck, Davenforth. [10:12] -- tenaciousGodliness [TG] is now an idle chum! -- [10:12] TG: Ive never killed anyone for a paycheck [10:14] TA: DIId you kIIll someone for free. [10:17] TG: Why would i kill someone for free [10:17] TG: Thats just a waste [10:18] TA: DIId you kIIll someone IIn exchange for goods and or servIIces? [10:18] TG: Now youre just being ridiculous [10:28] TA: Okay so what II am gettIIng IIs you were not the one dIIsappearIIng the early stalkers. [10:28] TA: Well, good for hIIm II guess? LIIvIIn hIIs prIIvate lIIfestyle, [10:29] TG: Yeah must be nice [10:32] TA: Some people are rIIdIIculous about celebrIItIIes IIt's dumb. [10:32] TA: IIt's lIIke. why do they care. [10:32] TA: They are just people. [10:32] TA: They have a talent but IIt's basIIcally the same as carpentry or whatever. [10:33] TG: Whens the last time you wanted to jerk a dude off for building a house [10:34] TA: II don't want to jerk a dude off for beIIng IIn a movIIe eIIther?? [10:34] TA: Mostly II want to jerk dudes off IIf IIt sounds fun and they're hot. [10:35] TG: Fair enough [10:41] TA: Who the fuck looks at a guy and IIs lIIke wow. You totally looked good on a large screen. II need your bulge IIn my hand IImmedIIately. [10:41] TA: Not me, at least. [10:42] TG: You havent seen troll brad pitt have you [10:44] TA: No and II don't care. [10:45] TA: Yo so IIt's gettIIng kIInda late but would you be down to hang out sometIIme?? You can show me troll Brad PIItt. Or the movIIe about me. [10:46] TG: Huh [10:46] TG: Yeah right on thatd be pretty hella [10:46] TA: Oh man, yeah? [10:46] TA: Cool. [10:46] TA: We;ll fIIgure somethIIng out. [10:47] TG: Maybe well get you up to date on pop culture too [10:47] TG: Get some rest geezer [10:47] TA: Well we can sure as hell try. [10:47] TA: NIIght, chutesucker. See you. [10:47] TG: Yep [10:47] -- tenaciousGodliness [TG] gave up trolling technologicAtrophy [TA] at 22:47 --