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Dualscar:

Yo so IIt’s lIIke a mIIlIIon o’clock and II’ve been thIInkIIng. Don’t ask how II got your number IIt’s not IImportant. IIt’s IIn the system and you can’t stop me. 

You saIId when we talked about how you ruIIned my lIIfe, pan, and body, that you’d do IIt agaIIn because IIt’s what people pIIke me deserve.

So II’m just here to say fuckIIng FUCK YOU. You don’t know SHIIT about what II deserve. That’s the whole poIInt. You NEVER knew shIIt about what II deserved because you dIIdn’t KNOW me because II was property to you and all the other hIIghblood bIItches sellIng people at a market lIIke furnIIture. You don’t know SHIIT about what II deserve and you don’t know SHIIT about me. 

You know what YOU deserve, you vIIle, ugly, twIIsted pIIece of vomIIt? 

Not that. Not what you dIId to me. No one deserves that. You deserve somefIIn awful, obvIIously, but not fuckIIng that.

How you can thIInk you were rIIght and stIIll think you deserve to be frIIends with SIIgnless is fuckIIng beyond me. He’s worth more than a thousand of you, mutated blood and all. 

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Signless:

Ugh why are you the WORST.

II know you’re 200% asleep because you’re not a fuckIIng IInsomnIIac basshole lIIke some people we know (me) but II’m lIIke straddlIIng the lIIne between manIIc and depressed and maybe for some that’d just even out to normal but apparently not haha pans amIIrIIte. 

II dunno. II mIIss how thIIngs were. Before. II mIIss everyone beIIng together, even though II always felt a lIIttle left out. II mIIss not flIInchIIng when people touch me. II dIIdn’t even realIIze you know lIIke wow love your bodIIly autonomy whIIle you have IIt bc you never know when IIt’s gonna go out the porthole. 

ThIIs IIs stupIId and shIItty II’m not tryIIng to guIIlt you or anyfIIn. II just can’t say any of this shIIt usually. 

II mIIss her two.

Holy FUCK thIIs was a bad IIdea. Delete wIIthout readIIng, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars. Sorry.

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[12:57] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling centurionTrucidator [CT] at 00:57 --

[12:57] TA: Yo.

[12:57] CT: D ==>> Hello

[12:57] CT: D ==>> Pleased to see you are still persistant in breathing

[01:02] TA: II can't tell IIf that's sarcasm or IIf you're actually happy II'm alIIve?

[01:03] TA: II'm takIIng IIt as a complIIment.

[01:03] TA: How's IIt hangIIng, dude? You holdIIng on?

[01:06] CT: D ==>> In many ways, I am holding

[01:06] CT: D ==>> However, I fail to see how I would I would ever give the impression I am not

[01:06] CT: D ==>> Success in avoiding untimely demises are events to be celebrated

[01:06] CT: D ==>> Or so I am told

[01:23] TA: IIs that lIIke a wrIIgglIIng day, or?

[01:23] TA: II mean, II've seen you struggle before, bIIg bl00. Can't II check IIn on my favorIIte angry buddy?

[01:28] CT: D ==>> Your attempts at becoming a wiseacre are noted

[01:28] CT: D ==>> Although your claims at favoritism fall beyond my realm of understanding

[01:28] CT: D ==>> Angry I am yes, but your... buddy

[01:28] CT: D ==>> I am not

[01:59] TA: II mean, at least you admIIt to beIIng angry.

[01:59] TA: What, we're not even a lIIttle bIIt frIIends?

[02:00] TA: II totally watched you destroy somethIIng, that should count for somethIIng.

[02:00] TA: EmotIIonally.

[02:00] CT: D ==>> How does this qualify

[02:01] TA: II'm just sayIIn.

[02:01] TA: We've been through some shIIt.

[02:01] TA: You showed your true colors when the fIIshbIItch attacked, we're buds now.

[02:02] TA: And that color IIs REBELLIION GRAY, hollaaaaa.

[02:04] CT: D ==>> It is a miracle I have not yet crushed your spine for daring to remind me of my own depravity

[02:04] CT: D ==>> If that is your unit for comparsion, then I suppose we two are the best of damned bosom buds this far out of the stellar quadrant

[02:04] CT: D ==>> That is to say we are not

[02:04] CT: D ==>> And you ought to reign yourself

[02:04] TA: Do you mean reIIn?

[02:05] TA: Wow sorry that was a shIIt move II can't belIIeve II corrected your typos.

[02:05] TA: Tbf man you made the choIIce you're a decent dude get over IIt. You're nIIce.

[02:05] TA: And you wouldn't crush my spIIne, because IIt wouldn't be that satIIsfyIIng. II'm lIIke a twIIg. There are lIIterally already holes IIn that spIIne. What fun IIs thIIs.

[02:06] TA: Also II'm pretty sure you lIIke me more than you wanna say.

[02:06] CT: D ==>> What are you implying

[02:09] TA: Uh, that you lIIke me?

[02:09] TA: II'm not IImplyIIng anythIIng that's not even subtext.

[02:09] TA: That's pretty blatant text rIIght there.

[02:10] CT: D ==>> Yes but what I fail to understand is

[02:10] CT: D ==>> Never mind

[02:11] CT: D ==>> Let us just move on from the subject

[02:11] TA: What, man, don't leave me hangIIng!

[02:11] TA: What were you gonna say?

[02:11] TA: You even lIIterally sent half the sentence. IIf you dIIdn't want me to questIIon you on IIt you could've deleted the whole thIIng. That's how typIIng works. II speak IInternet.

[02:12] CT: D ==>> I am not using my communcation keyboard, I am using my voice inscriptor

[02:12] CT: D ==>> My hands are currently busy

[02:12] CT: D ==>> Be calm

[02:13] TA: IInsert eyebrow waggle here. II dIIdn't know you hated me lIIke THAT, bIIg bl00.

[02:13] TA: But nah just kIIddIIng what're you actually doIIng wIIth your hands.

[02:13] TA: Are you buIIldIIng shIIt.

[02:14] CT: D ==>> I am in the process of erecting simple hive blocks for the amphibious consorts of this planet

[02:14] CT: D ==>> The duty is my own and it is a rather peaceful pastime

[02:16] TA: Oh, huh. What planet are you on?

[02:16] TA: Does that voIIce IInscrIIptor pIIck up noIIses? WIIll II be able to tell IIf II make you laugh?

[02:17] CT: D ==>> It is possible

[02:17] CT: D ==>> Uh

[02:17] CT: D ==>> Are you not aware of our present location?

[02:18] TA: Oh! You're just down on planet? II was thIInkIIng for a second that you were lIIke. On a dIIfferent planet.

[02:19] TA: WhIIch makes no sense. How would you get there. Great deductIIve reasonIIng, MIIkkev.

[02:19] TA: II kIInda haven't been outsIIde yet. Dunno what kIInd of consorts they're rockIIng.

[02:20] CT: D ==>> Salamanders

[02:20] TA: Rad.

[02:20] CT: D ==>> Are you quite done with your tangent?

[02:20] TA: And you're buIIldIIng them tIIny hIIves.

[02:21] TA: Tangent? Me? Nah, II never do that. Maybe you're goIIng on tangents and you want to throw me off.

[02:21] TA: What, you had somethIIng else you wanted to talk about?

[02:29] CT: D ==>> If you wish to discuss the finer details of hive construction, by all means, I could tolerate the indulgance of doing so

[02:29] CT: D ==>> However this conversation is a bit all over the board, as it were

[02:30] CT: D ==>> An overwrought if I have ever dared to witness one

[02:30] TA: Do you only have conversatIIons wIIth explIIcIIt goals IIn mIInd and stated at the begIInnIIng and the end? IIt's not an essay, man.

[02:30] TA: II just wanted to talk to you.

[02:31] CT: D ==>> You must suffer a terrible degree of loneliness to subject yourself to my company is what my suspicion is

[02:31] CT: D ==>> Condolences

[02:31] TA: Hey, what, no. II have frIIends.

[02:31] TA: Maybe II lIIke your company, asshat.

[02:31] TA: You must suffer a terrIIble degree of low self esteem to thIInk you're so horrIIfIIc to speak to, IIs what my suspIIcIIon IIs.

[02:31] TA: Condolences.

[02:31] TA: You should work on that. MIIght feel better.

[02:32] CT: D ==>> And again, we have circled back to the question that boggles my incredible mind space

[02:32] CT: D ==>> Why

[02:32] CT: D ==>> To any of this

[02:32] TA: Why what?

[02:33] TA: You're a good dude. You don't deserve to be all down on yourself all the tIIme. And you're one of the smartest people on the shIIp, whIIch means you're one of the only people that can hold a conversatIIon wIIth me about engIIneerIIng bull.

[02:35] CT: D ==>> Mmmn

[02:35] CT: D ==>> It seems that I am not purchasing this particular brand of balderdash

[02:35] CT: D ==>> I have to wonder what you hope to gain

[02:35] CT: D ==>> In fact, it concerns me on a more personal level

[02:35] CT: D ==>> Are you seeking companionship?

[02:37] TA: Why does everyone always have to be tryIIng to gaIIn somethIIng, serIIously? Maybe II'm a nIIce guy.

[02:37] TA: And II mean, what.

[02:37] TA: IIt feels lIIke when you say companIIonshIIp IIt doesn't mean companIIonshIIp but II don't know what IIt does mean.

[02:37] TA: DefIIne companIIonshIIp and we'll see.

[02:40] CT: D ==>> A troll to occupy your time with

[02:40] CT: D ==>> What else would I suggest

[02:41] TA: Oh thank god.

[02:41] TA: II dunno, man, you make everythIIng sound lIIke an IInsult.

[02:41] TA: And II don't know, maybe? II wouldn't say no to hangIIng wIIth you more IIf that's what you're askIIng.

[02:42] CT: D ==>> It is rather odd to actually

[02:42] CT: D ==>> Desire

[02:42] CT: D ==>> Such a thing

[02:42] CT: D ==>> Guh

[02:43] CT: D ==>> Do as you wish, Mikkev

[02:43] CT: D ==>> It is evident I cannot stop you

[02:43] TA: Why IIs that odd?

[02:44] TA: And do you /want/ to stop me?

[02:44] TA: II mean, you dIId just call me by my fIIrst name.

[02:44] TA: Not lowblood. Not even PsIIIIonIIIIc. You lIIke talkIIng to me too.

[02:46] CT: D ==>> My word

[02:46] CT: D ==>> I am fractions close to barring your handle

[02:47] TA: Well, II can't stop you.

[02:47] TA: No one says you have to talk to me.

[02:47] CT: D ==>> This is true

[02:48] TA: So are you goIIng to?

[02:49] CT: D ==>> For nothing better, I can only say the arrangement is

[02:49] CT: D ==>> Uncomfortable

[02:49] TA: Uncomfortable how?

[02:49] CT: D ==>> It simply is

[02:50] TA: Look, dude. II'm not IIn thIIs to force you IInto shIIt. II'm not goIIng to make you talk to me IIf you don't want to. II lIIke you, II lIIke talkIIng to you, II'm tryIIng to be better about beIIng honest about that stuff, but you don't have to. IIf you want me to leave you alone, you can say that, and II probably wIIll. Mostly.

[02:51] TA: II mean, IIt'd suck a lIIttle, but sometIImes shIIt just sucks. IIt happens.

[02:51] TA: No hard feelIIngs.

[02:51] TA: II dunno, II just kIInda generally get the vIIbe that IIf you really dIIdn't want to talk to me you wouldn't reply? You're not exactly the beatIIng around the bush type.

[02:54] CT: D ==>> I am not, it is simply a matter of accepting the reality that you do not bear ill will for all that I have committed and all that I have represented in your past e%istance

[02:54] CT: D ==>> I haven't an idea if you mean to seek a trustworthy companion out of me and if it were the case, I find myself uncertain as to whether i can provide it

[02:55] CT: D ==>> In fact, it seems as though the healthier option is to leave it be

[02:55] CT: D ==>> And yet

[02:55] CT: D ==>> The very idea is a mite pitying in recollection

[02:55] CT: D ==>> This is the honest truth

[02:57] TA: Man, sometIImes you talk so pretentIIously that II don't know what you're tryIIng to say. We talkIIng about the good kIInd of pIItyIIng, or the bad kIInd?

[02:57] TA: II don't bear you IIll wIIll.

[02:57] TA: II kIInd of fIIgure you've made up for IIt.

[02:57] TA: You've proved yourself, man.

[02:57] CT: D ==>> That is an absurd thing to claim

[02:57] CT: D ==>> I have not proven anything

[02:57] CT: D ==>> I do not stand for anything

[02:57] CT: D ==>> And I do not pretend to

[02:57] TA: II guess you could say II'm tryIIng to seek a trustworthy companIIon IIn you.

[02:57] TA: Way to not answer the questIIon, Darkleer.

[02:57] TA: Okay, you don't stand for anythIIng, whatever. II don't care.

[02:58] TA: You've proved that you stand up for what's rIIght when IIt fuckIIng matters, haven't you?

[02:58] TA: That defIInIItely happened.

[02:58] TA: You're a better person than you thIInk you are, dumbass.

[03:01] CT: D ==>> I cannot help but feel as though every time I speak with you, I age several gapeloads of sweeps

[03:01] CT: D ==>> You wear on me in a manner most awful

[03:01] CT: D ==>> Yet I cannot deny there is admiration in your persistance

[03:01] CT: D ==>> Damn it all

[03:03] TA: So. What does that mean.

[03:04] CT: D ==>> What ever implication you believe it does

[03:04] CT: D ==>> You are the one so certain of my nature and intents

[03:05] TA: Wow, bIItter.

[03:05] TA: Dude, II never know what you're thIInkIIng.

[03:05] TA: II analyze wIIth what IInformatIIon II've got IIn IInput.

[03:05] TA: That's what computers do.

[03:06] TA: Come on, bIIg bl00. Make yourself clear for once?

[03:07] CT: D ==>> I'm...

[03:07] CT: D ==>> Hrm

[03:08] CT: D ==>> Ultimately, I will not turn you away

[03:09] CT: D ==>> I hope this proclamation alone is enough to satisfy you

[03:10] TA: IIt totally IIs. Awesome.

[03:11] TA: We've come a long way from all the IInsults. Maybe someday II'll know your hatchname, whoa, man, takIIng shIIt to the next level. When you're back on deck we should hang sometIIme.

[03:11] TA: But for now, II hope your hIIve buIIldIIng IIs goIIng well. Those salamanders better be hella grateful.

[03:12] CT: D ==>> They have gifted with with their most prized possession

[03:12] CT: D ==>> A tall hat of the finest quality

[03:12] CT: D ==>> **me with

[03:16] TA: Wow, II bet you look dashIIng IIn that one.

[03:16] TA: Very fancy. Much upper class.

[03:17] CT: D ==>> It would be more remarkable if I were wearing the appropriate garb

[03:17] CT: D ==>> However, I am perspiring far too much in my construction efforts to bother doning more than trousers at this moment in time

[03:17] TA: So just shIIrtless IIn a top hat. NIIce.

[03:17] TA: You could always brIIng IIt home and save IIt for a specIIal occasIIon.

[03:18] TA: What kIInds of hIIves are you buIIldIIng? IIndIIvIIdual ones, or more lIIke complexes?

[03:28] CT: D ==>> Ah

[03:28] CT: D ==>> Individual

[03:28] CT: D ==>> I grew distracted

[03:28] TA: SomethIIng happen?

[03:29] CT: D ==>> There are limited supplies present and I am attempting to sort through them

[03:29] CT: D ==>> Comple%es would be ideal however, given their perilous living conditions, easily movable shelters are more ideal

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[09:43] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling tenaciousGodliness [TG] at 21:43 -- [09:43] TA: So are you Dave StrIIder or. [09:44] TG: Just dave strider [09:44] TG: No or [09:44] TG: And you might be [09:46] TA: Haha awesome thIIs bullshIIt roster really works. [09:46] TA: Hey,II'm The PsIIIIonIIIIc, or MIIkkev Captor? [09:46] TA: You totally hooked wIIth my matesprIIt. [09:48] TG: You know [09:48] TG: No matter how many times i hear that i never get used to it [09:48] TA: WaIIt no *hooked up. [09:48] TA: Hear what? [09:48] TG: Nothin dont sweat it [09:48] TG: The psionic [09:48] TG: The actual psionic [09:48] TA: Are you mackIIn on a lot of super hot babes or IIs IIt just [09:48] TA: Oh [09:49] TA: Yeah yep that's defIInIItely me. [09:49] TG: Holy shit [09:49] TA: IIt's okay, my best frIIend totally dIIdn't belIIeve IIt eIIther, but, lIIke. II wouldn't expect a human to care? [09:49] TA: Why do you care. [09:49] TG: I know a lot of troll stuff [09:51] TA: How come? [09:51] TG: I travel a lot in my line of business [09:52] TA: Wow fuck II always forget II don't have to double the II's IIn my name thIIs dumbass program does IIt for me. Thanks technology. [09:52] TA: II'm sorry pupa II dIIdn't mean IIt you're a good pIIece of code. [09:52] TA: What dIId you do? [09:52] TA: WaIIt, do. [09:52] TA: What do you do. [09:52] TA: Or dIId II guess. [09:52] TA: SIInce we're all fugIItIIves from the law, awesome. [09:53] TG: Yeah man being wanted by the baddest fish bitch in the galaxy is nonstop grab you by your balls awesome [09:54] TA: II've been wanted by her for lIIke thousands of sweeps and II've been a fugIItIIve sIInce before my adult molt, II'm used to IIt. [09:54] TA: But what do you do? [09:55] TG: Im a manager for an actor [09:58] TA: What the hell does that have to do wIIth trolls. [09:58] TG: I travel a lot [09:58] TG: You guys love your films too [09:59] TG: Could probably take it easy on the titles though [09:59] TG: No need to be so literally [10:04] TA: Hey, that shIIt's pretty classIIc. [10:04] TA: We lIIke to know what to expect IIn the turbulent landscape of AlternIIa. [10:04] TA: You guys are too fuckIIng obscure. [10:04] TA: All your tIItles are lIIke "She Hopes" or "HappIIness" or "SerendIIpIIty" or "PaIIn". [10:04] TA: That could mean fuckIIng anythIIng. [10:05] TG: Theres also the classic dude wheres my psionic [10:05] TG: No clue what that could be about [10:05] TA: Oh fuck that. [10:06] TA: My personal favorIIte IIs IIn WhIIch A Yellowblooded Helmsman Breaks HIIs ComplIIance ProgrammIIng and Causes ExplosIIve Damage to an IImperIIal Vessel IIn DIIrect VIIolatIIon of an IIncredIIble Number of Laws, KIIllIIng Everyone Aboard IIn DefIIance of IImperIIal Mandate. ContaIIns Content UnsuIItable for Those Under FIIve Sweeps." [10:07] TG: Yeah thats a classic [10:08] TG: You dig checking out movies about you [10:09] TA: II mean, yeah. [10:10] TA: IIt's always a lIIttle weIIrd, but, lIIke. Damara's comIIc? FuckIIng hysterIIcal. [10:10] TA: II thIInk IIt's pretty cool. [10:10] TA: Feeds my ego. [10:10] TA: Plus, proves that some of the shIIt II dIId IIn the helm dIIdn't go as unnotIIced as the bIItch told me. [10:11] TG: Yeah no [10:11] TG: Definitely not [10:12] TG: Theres a ton of people itching to dish out what you did and a ton more ready to gobble that shit up like lusii made grubloaf [10:14] TG: Alright thats enough of praising you for standing up to a bullshit corrupt system [10:14] TG: Back to me [10:15] TG: Rosa told you about me im guessing [10:17] TA: Aw but II love praIIsIIng me for standIIng up to bullshIIt. [10:17] TA: And yeah, she dIId. [10:17] TA: II mean, obvIIously. [10:17] TG: Yeah clearly [10:17] TA: IIt'd be pretty awkward IIf she dIIdn't. [10:17] TA: Most partners tell each other when they get new quads or randomly fuck alIIens. [10:17] TA: II asked IIf you were hot, she saIId yes. [10:20] TG: Haha she thinks im hot [10:21] TA: Well she dIId have sex wIIth you. [10:21] TA: II'm pretty sure she wasn't doIIng that for your stunnIIng personalIIty, no offense. [10:21] TA: There's other thIIngs you can do IIf you just want to reward a personalIIty. [10:22] TA: LIIke bake a cake. [10:22] TG: Wow fuck you my personality is more attractive than troll gq models [10:23] TG: Baking a cake is all well and good though [10:23] TG: Ill keep that in mind [10:25] TA: II mean II'm not sayIIng your personalIIty doesn't sparkle lIIke a dIIamond. [10:25] TA: II'm sayIIng she probably dIIdn't fuck IIt. [10:25] TG: She totally boned my personality [10:25] TA: She dIId not she boned your freakIIsh alIIen genIItals. [10:25] TA: And, uh, thIIs IIs gonna sound super weIIrd, but thank you? [10:26] TG: Alright that ones new [10:26] TG: Are you thanking me for having sex with your matesprit [10:26] TA: Well, II mean. YmIIrra deserves hella orgasms. LIIke no one deserves more orgasms. [10:26] TG: Okay true [10:26] TG: The lady clearly deserves every orgasm [10:27] TG: Shes a class fuckin act [10:27] TA: II'm reservIIng at least two for me, for someday, but yeah. Absolutely. [10:27] TA: And rIIght now II can't exactly gIIve them to her, though you're free to contIInue fuckIIng once II can. II'm cool wIIth IIt, she's cool wIIth IIt, the deal goes both ways. II knew how she dIId romance before we got IInvolved, IIt's not a bIIggIIe for me. [10:28] TG: I feel it [10:28] TA: II mean, you feel somethIIng, ehehehehehe. [10:28] TA: So how IIs IIt beIIng a manager or whatever. What do you do. [10:30] TG: Oh you know [10:30] TG: Schedule events sign contracts [10:30] TG: Go to swank ass parties [10:30] TG: I guess im kind of his manager and personal assistant but its whatever [10:33] TA: What actor IIs IIt?? [10:33] TA: Would II even know hIIm II am so old. [10:33] TA: But tell me anyway. [10:34] TG: Dave Skellington [10:34] TG: Hes been around for a while but i think you got him beat by a couple of sweeps [10:34] TA: SkellIIngton. [10:34] TA: LIIke. [10:34] TA: LIIke Skeleton. [10:34] TA: You guys have the same name that IIs so fuckIIng weIIrd what the hell. [10:34] TG: Yeah i know right [10:35] TG: Its fucking creeptastic and it gets real annoying when we go to premieres together [10:35] TA: What's he been IIn? [10:35] TG: Oh shit are you talking to me [10:35] TA: Haha holy shIIt. [10:35] TA: II can't say II've ever had that problem. [10:35] TA: Just don't yell "Captor" IIn the tech offIIce. [10:37] TG: Fuck [10:37] TG: Theres like three of you isnt there [10:39] TA: Sure IIs, bucko. [10:39] TA: But that IIsn't anythIIng compared to the sheer fuckIIng number of StrIIders on thIIs goddamn shIIp. [10:39] TA: Aren't there two Dave StrIIders, too. [10:39] TA: TerrIIble. [10:39] TG: Look dont blame me [10:40] TG: My bros responsible for the other one [10:40] TA: Aren't there lIIke two others. [10:40] TA: Are you forgettIIng one of your gross lIIveborn human offsprIIng. [10:40] TG: Yeah no [10:40] TG: No offspring for me [10:41] TG: Dirk and dave a all my bro dereks doing [10:41] TG: Seriously who names their kid after their own sibling [10:41] TA: Wow you guys are fuckIIng terrIIble at names. [10:42] TA: Couldn't go wIIth somethIIng sensIIble and dIIfferent lIIke Jorsha. Had to go for a theme of Ds. [10:42] TG: Right like the troll naming process isnt lazy as shit [10:42] TA: Whats wIIth the Ds. [10:42] TG: We like to give the world an overabundance of ds [10:43] TA: B IIs better. [10:43] TA: Look at IIt. [10:43] TA: IIt's beautIIful. [10:43] TA: Also acceptable: M. [10:43] TA: Or W. [10:43] TA: S. [10:43] TA: S IIs nIIce. [10:43] TA: Oh, E. But only capIItal E. [10:43] TA: O! Oh IIs nIIIIIIIIce. [10:44] TA: A IIs pretty good but agaIIn, only capIItal A. [10:44] TA: See, lots of sensIIble other optIIons for namIIng. [10:44] TG: Yeah but how would i tell people that theyre lacking in their daily dose of vitamin d [10:44] TG: I mean come on dude [10:44] TA: II don't know what VIItamIIn D IIs. [10:44] TA: What IIs that. [10:44] TG: Clearly its a vitamin that your body is lacking [10:45] TA: II mean II guess so. [10:45] TA: How do you get IIt [10:45] TA: To be faIIr my body IIs lackIIng lIIke all the vIItamIIns. [10:45] TA: LIIke all of them. [10:48] TG: Bro we need to invest in some multi vitamins for you [10:48] TA: Haha but wIIll II take them. [10:48] TA: How do you get vIItamIIn D?? You dIIdnt' say. [10:49] TG: You like gummy bears because they make gummy vitamins [10:49] TG: I guarantee youll eat the dicks out of those [11:04] TA: Yeah defIInIItely. [11:05] TA: WIIll that actor of yours show up on troogle??

[08:32] TG: Yeah he might [08:32] TG: But you use troogle [08:32] TA: So? You saIId he dIId troll movIIes. [08:33] TG: Yeah but troogle is like the ask jeeves of intergalactic search engines at this point [08:33] TA: You take that back there IIs nothIIng wrong wIIth troogle. [08:33] TA: What's better, then? [08:34] TG: Grooble [08:40] TA: IIs thIIs a real thIIng or are you makIIng thIIs up to mess wIIth an old guy. [08:41] TG: Its a real thing [08:45] TA: Okay, whatever, wIIll IIt show up there? II want to see any movIIes made about me. [08:47] TG: Yeah it will and wow dude [08:52] TA: What? II have a lot of pop culture to catch up on. [08:52] TA: Wouldn't you want to see IIt IIf you were IIn a movIIe? [08:55] TG: Id be worried mostly [09:00] TA: Why? [09:00] TG: Because why the fuck do people know so much about my life [09:00] TA: IIt sounds kIInda rad to me. [09:01] TA: HAH, II should be askIIng that questIIon, though! [09:05] TG: Okay well i guess youre a little different i mean look at what your friends did [09:05] TG: Look at what you did [09:05] TG: Kind of a big fuckin deal [09:05] TG: You guys are a kind of a big fuckin deal [09:06] TA: That's pretty true. [09:06] TA: Are you not any kIInd of bIIg deal? [09:07] TG: Im a pretty big deal but not change the galaxy big [09:17] TA: Well, there's stIIll tIIme. [09:17] TA: IIs that movIIe about me lIIke. [09:17] TA: IIs IIt a good movIIe. [09:18] TA: Not full of hIIstorIIcal IInaccuracIIes and over dramatIIc actIIng? [09:18] TA: Though that'd probably be funny. [09:20] TG: Its fuckin hilarious actually and its barely accurate at all lets be real [09:21] TG: Oh wait there was that one [09:21] TG: What was that could [09:21] TG: Called [09:21] TG: Shit [09:21] TG: The psionic that could [09:21] TG: Fuck no that sounds awful [09:22] TG: Oh right [09:22] TG: The troll battery that defied his orders and in turn ignited an uprising against a tyrannical and oppressive system and encouraged change for future sweeps to come [09:22] TG: Part two [09:23] TA: Ew. Troll battery. Not PC at all. [09:24] TG: It was directed by troll mel gibson i think he was trying his hardest but you know what a shitstain that guy is [09:25] TA: II thIInk II've heard of hIIm yeah. [09:25] TA: Probably. [09:25] TA: Got a lot of pop culture to catch up on. [09:27] TG: I can imagine [09:27] TG: Good place to catch up on that stuff is trollchan probably [09:31] TA: II know about trollchan II am from the IInternet. [09:31] TA: IIt IIs my lusus. [09:31] TA: IIt raIIsed me. [09:31] TA: Well no actually II just feel very comfortable around computers. [09:32] TG: Oh okay because i thought you were about to say that you were born from the internet and that i merely adopted it [09:32] TG: Then i was gonna ask if you needed to increase the oxygen going to your mask [09:33] TG: But we avoided that fate and im happier for it [09:33] TA: II'm not THAT fuckIIng old. [09:34] TA: II stopped agIIng for a hundred sweeps technIIcally II'm younger than my frIIends. [09:34] TG: Rosa still seems pretty limber to me [09:36] TA: God, II bet she IIs. [09:36] TA: They were cryogenIIcally frozen too, she's always been a lIIl older than me. [09:37] TA: But she's never goIIng to actually be old. [09:37] TA: Just eternal dynamIIte. [09:37] TG: Dynamite ages and loses effectiveness [09:38] TA: That's why II saIId eternal. [09:38] TA: FIIne, uh. [09:38] TA: Really nIIce sIIlk. [09:38] TA: DIIamonds, maybe? [09:39] TA: Salt mIInes. [09:39] TA: Stars. [09:39] TA: She's lIIke stars. [09:39] TG: Most stars we can see are dead by the time we see them [09:41] TA: II'm tryIIng to be a pansy and you're ruIInIIng IIt, thIIs IIs hard enough. [09:41] TA: Maaaaaaan II wanna see how lIImber you're talkIIng. [09:41] TA: Anyway. [09:41] TA: Sup. [09:42] TG: Werent you supposed to be looking up Dave Skellington [09:42] TA: Yeah, rIIght. [09:42] TA: *What's he gonna fIInd* [09:50] TA: How can someone be famous and also have no one know what he really looks lIIke. [09:51] TG: The universe is a mysterious and stupid place [09:54] TA: Okay, but you're hIIs manager, what the hell? What's wIIth thIIs gIImmIIck> [09:55] TG: Fuck if i know [09:55] TG: Dude pays you enough money and the check clears and you dont ask [09:57] TA: Does he pay you a lot of goddamn money? [09:57] TA: but there have to be people clamorIIng to fIInd out hIIs IIdentIIty rIIght lIIke he's got stalkers or somethIIng. [09:58] TG: Not that ive noticed [09:58] TG: Although a lot of his early stalkers just started to go missing so people tended to just not [10:08] -- tenaciousGodliness [TG] is now an idle chum! -- [10:11] TA: Oh my god, what. [10:11] TA: DIId you kIIll a man for a paycheck, Davenforth. [10:12] -- tenaciousGodliness [TG] is now an idle chum! -- [10:12] TG: Ive never killed anyone for a paycheck [10:14] TA: DIId you kIIll someone for free. [10:17] TG: Why would i kill someone for free [10:17] TG: Thats just a waste [10:18] TA: DIId you kIIll someone IIn exchange for goods and or servIIces? [10:18] TG: Now youre just being ridiculous [10:28] TA: Okay so what II am gettIIng IIs you were not the one dIIsappearIIng the early stalkers. [10:28] TA: Well, good for hIIm II guess? LIIvIIn hIIs prIIvate lIIfestyle, [10:29] TG: Yeah must be nice [10:32] TA: Some people are rIIdIIculous about celebrIItIIes IIt's dumb. [10:32] TA: IIt's lIIke. why do they care. [10:32] TA: They are just people. [10:32] TA: They have a talent but IIt's basIIcally the same as carpentry or whatever. [10:33] TG: Whens the last time you wanted to jerk a dude off for building a house [10:34] TA: II don't want to jerk a dude off for beIIng IIn a movIIe eIIther?? [10:34] TA: Mostly II want to jerk dudes off IIf IIt sounds fun and they're hot. [10:35] TG: Fair enough [10:41] TA: Who the fuck looks at a guy and IIs lIIke wow. You totally looked good on a large screen. II need your bulge IIn my hand IImmedIIately. [10:41] TA: Not me, at least. [10:42] TG: You havent seen troll brad pitt have you [10:44] TA: No and II don't care. [10:45] TA: Yo so IIt's gettIIng kIInda late but would you be down to hang out sometIIme?? You can show me troll Brad PIItt. Or the movIIe about me. [10:46] TG: Huh [10:46] TG: Yeah right on thatd be pretty hella [10:46] TA: Oh man, yeah? [10:46] TA: Cool. [10:46] TA: We;ll fIIgure somethIIng out. [10:47] TG: Maybe well get you up to date on pop culture too [10:47] TG: Get some rest geezer [10:47] TA: Well we can sure as hell try. [10:47] TA: NIIght, chutesucker. See you. [10:47] TG: Yep [10:47] -- tenaciousGodliness [TG] gave up trolling technologicAtrophy [TA] at 22:47 --

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[08:28] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling ironInfidelity [II] at 20:28 -- [08:28] TA: Hey asshole. [08:28] II: Dammit I was about to click your name first. [08:29] II: You've stolen all the glory. [08:29] TA: What do II wIIn. [08:29] II: My forever burning envy. [08:30] II: But I'm guessing this means you are still all together after that mission? [08:30] TA: II thought II already got that from beIIng the cool one. [08:31] II: You? The cool one??

[08:31] TA: Yeah II'm basIIcally alIIve.

[08:31] TA: And yes.

[08:31] TA: Clearly.

[08:31] II: No way.

[08:31] II: I've always been cooler.

[08:31] II: Maybe now I'm not.

[08:31] II: But before I became an ambassador,

[08:31] II: And had a kid.

[08:33] TA: Nah, before then you were a lIIttle upstart rebel who walked around talkIIng about peace and love. That's not cool.

[08:33] TA: II can't belIIeve you have a fuckIIng kIId.

[08:34] II: To be honest me either.

[08:34] II: Its kind of freaky.

[08:34] II: Well no, that is a terrible way of putting it.

[08:34] II: Its a new experience rather.

[08:35] II: One that has proven to be daunting at times.

[08:40] TA: What's IIt lIIke?

[08:41] II: Hmn. Well I'm not quite sure what to compare it to really.

[08:41] II: But it can be worrying.

[08:42] II: Sileas is a picky eater, so he isn't gaining that much weight. And his vission problems also concern me.

[08:42] II: He's got a bad temper, and scares easily.

[08:42] II: But when he isn't feeling detestful, he just trills and curls up to anything with a pulse.

[08:43] II: He's adventerous, and its inspiring to see him take on the world even with his disadvantage.

[08:43] II: I'm proud of him to be plain and simple.

[08:45] TA: VIIsIIon problems?

[08:45] TA: And IIf you ever need a nIIght alone to get mauled by DIIscII, II can babysIIt.

[08:46] II: Can you even handle a grub? Or wriggler? Whenever he pupates.

[08:47] II: And yes, Sileas is most if not all blind from what I have been able to tell.

[08:47] II: Even though he has four eyes.

[08:47] II: None of them seem to work.

[08:51] TA: II totally can. IIf II can't II can enlIIst YmIIrra. IIt can be a date.

[08:52] TA: Huh. WeIIrd. II hope the kIId's okay.

[08:53] II: Me too. I've spoken with someone who has been able to use alternate senses to see, and have already aranged a plan to teach Citrin how to improve his functions and mobility once he pupates. If this vission issue continues through pupation.

[08:53] II: Also no, do not use my child as a date night excuse.

[08:53] TA: Oh, good.

[08:53] TA: II don't need an excuse for date nIIght, II just ask.

[08:53] TA: DIIscIIple has IInformed me that she would eat you before she ate the grub.

[08:54] II: I don't know if I should be relieved or offended.

[08:54] II: Wait are you speaking to her right now?

[08:59] TA: Yeah II sure am.

[09:00] II: Tell her that she shouldn't be thinking about eating either one of us.

[09:01] II: There are plenty of better people for her to consume in times of slight starvation.

[09:01] TA: LIIke who? II'm all bones.

[09:02] TA: She says Devour IIs Love.

[09:02] II: Well I'm not going to make her a list and become an acomplice to possible murder or-

[09:02] II: Devour is also painful.

[09:02] II: Tell her that.

[09:02] TA: But she loves you.

[09:02] TA: You tell her that II'm not the go between for you and your matemoIIkIIsmestIIce.

[09:03] II: Why not?

[09:03] TA: Because you can talk to her yourself?

[09:03] II: But you are already talking to her and relaying the messages so well.

-- technologicAtrophy [TA] is now an idle chum! --

[09:17] TA: Well actually she's gone for now.

[09:17] TA: Whoops.

[09:17] TA: Probably off to kIIll somethIIng.

[09:18] II: Well Vantas most likely wont like that.

[09:18] II: Oh well.

[09:18] TA: LIIke as IIn Karkat?

[09:18] II: Yes, who else would I be talking about?

[09:19] II: The other one?

[09:23] TA: There are three.

[09:24] II: Well obviously I'm not talking about myself.

[09:24] II: And the therapist one, or whatever he does, I've only spoken to about twice.

[09:24] II: Its simple deduction that yes, I meant Karkat

[09:25] TA: II'm gonna come to your room to punch you.

[09:25] II: I dare you to have the energy to do so.

[09:25] II: In other words,

[09:25] II: Bring it, man.

[09:26] TA: Do you actually wanna fIIght me for real.

[09:26] II: Over this? No.

[09:26] II: In general? I don't know, maybe.

[09:27] II: Basically I've been raising a kid, and miss hanging out with others from my own era.

[09:27] II: If fighting is how we must bond, so be it.

[09:27] II: I will try to go easy on you.

[09:31] TA: Oh my god, dude.

[09:31] TA: II'm the most powerful psIIonIIc alIIve??

[09:31] TA: II'd wIIn.

[09:32] II: But you might not!

[09:32] II: I'm very good at not losing.

[09:32] II: Maybe not exactly winning, but its hard for me to completely lose.

[09:33] II: I think I have enough of a shot to make the attempt worth it.

[09:34] TA: II could lIIterally just pIIck you up and spIIn you around and do the hokey pokey wIIth you.

[09:34] II: Would you really do that though?

[09:34] II: Would you really?

[09:35] II: I don't think you would.

[09:36] TA: II dunno, IIt sounds pretty hIIlarIIous.

[09:38] II: 9:B

[09:47] TA: II could put IIt on the IInternet.

[09:53] II: II: 9:B

[09:54] TA: What does thIIs mean.

[09:55] II: It expresses my distaste for your comment on the previous subject as hilarious!

[09:55] II: However it is only mild distaste.

[09:56] II: So I only used an online face.

[09:57] TA: IIt'd be pretty funny dude you'd be hokey pokeyIIng all over the fuckIIn place.

[09:57] TA: II bet DIIscII would love IIt.

[09:58] II: I'm sure many but myself would think it would be fucking amazing.

[09:58] II: I'd be the one in the air looking unhappy though.

[09:58] II: And probably cursing you out.

[09:58] II: In a friendly way of course.

[10:12] TA: LovIIngly, because you love me!

[10:12] II: Hell yeah I do.

[10:12] II: I would curse you out with both friendship AND love.

[10:14] TA: Yes.

[10:15] II: People would hear my foul mouth and vulger slurs and just think "Wow, he must really love his dear, sweet friend."

[10:15] II: In an entirely non-sarcastic manner.

[10:18] TA: That's exactly what they thIInk, they'd understand the depth of our devotIIon.

[10:18] II: Its pretty deep.

[10:28] TA: My best frIIend.

[10:28] TA: IIs an IIdIIot.

[10:28] TA: But stIIll my frIIend.

[10:29] II: And my best friend is a silly nerd with a robot hand, but still my best friend.

[10:32] TA: Are you IImplyIIng there's a possIIbIIlIIty you'd dIIsown me for my robot hand.

[10:32] II: No, but I would disown you for being a silly nerd.

[10:33] II: In truth I just wanted my sentance to be longer then yours.

[10:33] TA: Wow. Rude.

[10:33] II: (;B

[10:35] TA: That's actually not that rude IIt's just kIInda dumb.

[10:35] II: You did call me an idiot, so. . .

[10:41] TA: Yeah II'm an asshole.

[10:42] II: We both are though.

[10:45] TA: True.

[10:45] TA: II should come over and see the grub sometIIme soon.

[10:45] II: Yes you should. He's sleeping right now, but some other time you have to.

[10:46] II: . . .I should probably join him, I have to work with the drones tomorrow and I'd really rather be awake for that.

[10:46] TA: Ew, what. Drones.

[10:46] TA: Okay, dude.

[10:46] TA: See you soon!

[10:46] II: Yeah my feelings exactly.

[10:46] II: And yes see you soon, Mikkev.

-- ironInfidelity [II] gave up trolling technologicAtrophy [TA] at 22:46 --

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[01:19] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling agitatedArsenal [AA] at 13:19 -- [01:19] TA: Damara? [01:22] TA: Uh, II've been talkIIng to Redglare and she saIId that you [01:22] TA: Just. [01:22] TA: II hope you're okay? [01:22] TA: Fuck, IIf you won't remember me anyway thIIs IIs probably really weIIrd. [01:23] TA: Never mIInd. [01:23] TA: II'll come fIInd you later and reIIntroduce myself. [01:23] TA: II hope you're alrIIght. [01:23] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] gave up trolling agitatedArsenal [AA] at 13:23 --

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[12:55] -- gladiateCarnifex [GC] began trolling technologicAtrophy [TA] at 12:55 -- [12:55] GC: You. [12:55] TA: Me? [12:56] GC: W3 h4v3 st4nd1ng ord3rs. [12:56] GC: W3 4r3 to 3ng4g3 1n 4 t34m-bu1ld1ng 3x3rc1s3. [12:57] TA: Oh, huh. II thought II had MIItuna. [12:57] GC: W3 34ch g3t two. [12:59] TA: Ah. [12:59] TA: You're Redglare, rIIght? [12:59] GC: Y3s. [01:00] TA: Are you okay? [01:01] GC: You h4v3 no r34son to 4ssum3 oth3rw1s3. [01:01] TA: II've been checkIIng IIn after the shIItty horror that was the attack. [01:01] TA: II saw you fIIghtIIng. You were the one that convIInced me to go before she saw me. [01:01] TA: Uh. LIIke. Thanks for that. [01:02] GC: M4d3 s3ns3 4t th3 t1m3. [01:02] GC: You s33m to b3 1n on3 p13c3. [01:11] TA: PhysIIcally, yeah. [01:11] TA: Are you? [01:12] GC: Sur3. [01:13] TA: That's not partIIcularly convIIncIIng. [01:13] GC: 4nd n31th3r 4r3 you. [01:15] TA: Hey, II'm not lyIIng, II'm totally fIIne physIIcally. The headache left IIn under a week. [01:16] TA: IIs Damara? [01:16] TA: II know you guys are flushed, she's saIId. [01:16] GC: Sh3's. [01:16] GC: 1t's 4 compl1c4t3d m4tt3r. [01:16] GC: W3 4r3n't, though. [01:18] TA: You're not?? [01:18] GC: Sh3 c4n't b3. [01:18] TA: DIId somethIIng happen? ShIIt, sorry, you don't wanna talk about thIIs wIIth me. [01:18] TA: ...What do you mean? [01:19] GC: Sh3 d13d.  T4k3s 4 lot out of 4 p3rson. [01:19] TA: She DIIED. [01:19] TA: What the fuck? [01:19] TA: How can she have dIIed IIf she's here, II've seen her around? [01:19] GC: D1d you t4lk to h3r? [01:19] GC: Do you know wh4t k1nd of st4t3 sh3's 1n? [01:20] TA: No. Not yet. [01:20] TA: II kIInd of. [01:20] TA: After what happened II dIIdnt' talk to anyone for a whIIle. [01:20] TA: Not even my own matesprIIt. [01:20] TA: II just recently got back to chattIIng people up. [01:21] GC: Th3r3's not much to s4y. [01:22] GC: Sh3 forgot 3v3ryth1ng. [01:22] TA: Oh. [01:22] TA: Well. Fuck. [01:22] TA: II'm sorry. [01:23] GC: How to sp34k, 3v3n.  R34d or wr1t3.  3v3ryth1ng.  1t's t1r1ng.  So 1'd r4th3r g3t th1s compulsory 3x3rc1s3 out of th3 w4y qu1ckly. [01:23] TA: ChrIIst. [01:23] TA: That's a lot. [01:23] TA: II'm so so fuckIIng sorry, II can't even comprehend. [01:24] TA: Yeah. [01:24] TA: What're we meant to be doIIng? [01:24] GC: Som3 sort of g4m3.  C4ll3d 'Hop3s, dr34ms, f34rs.'  Th3 oth3r 1s P4p13r M4ch3. [01:27] TA: II don't thIInk II've ever done eIIther of those thIIngs, but aIIght. [01:27] TA: Let's do IIt. [01:28] GC: Wh4t loc4t1on? [01:30] TA: II dunno. Uh, II need to get out of my block. [01:30] TA: Where do we get the materIIals anyway? [01:31] GC: Suppos3 4t th3 4lch3m1t3r. [01:42] TA: WaIIt serIIously? [01:42] TA: You don't thIInk they'd help provIIde? [01:42] TA: AIIght, II'll meet you there. [01:43] GC: Good. [01:43] TA: RIIght now? [01:43] GC: -R3dgl4r3 1sn't r34lly up for f1gur1ng out th3 conundrum of wh3th3r or not th3r3 4r3 suppl13s of p4p13r m4ch3 4nywh3r3 3ls3 on th3 sh1p.  Sh3's go1ng to 4lch3m1z3 th3 m4t3r14ls, how3v3r, s1nc3 sh3 m4d3 4 po1nt to 4rr1v3 34RLY.- [01:45] TA: *HOW EARLY CAN ONE WOMAN BE: THE QUESTIION WE MUST ASK. PsIIII catches up not too long after, a lIIttle skIInny and bedraggled, and slouches around the corner.* Hey. *He's got a lIIttle sheepIIsh grIIn on.* Uh. IIt goIIng okay? [01:48] GC: You 4sk3d th4t on3 4lr34dy. [01:48] GC: H4sn't ch4ng3d ov3rmuch 1n th3 l4st f1v3 m1nut3s or so. [01:49] GC: -sh3's not TRY1NG to b3 s4lty th4t's just h3r d3f4ult sorry ps1- [01:49] GC: W3 d1p th3 str1ps 1n th3 w4t3r, 1 th1nk. [01:49] GC: Put th3m on 4 w1r3 m3sh or som3th1ng. [01:49] GC: Th3n color th3m. [01:49] GC: Or not. [01:50] TA: *He snIIckers* Whoops. [01:50] TA: How do we get the game? [01:50] GC: 1t's som3th1ng w3 pl4y just by t4lk1ng 34ch oth3r. [01:50] GC: 4bout our-- you know. [01:50] GC: Hop3s, dr34ms, f34rs. [01:54] TA: Wow, II never would have guessed that mIIght be the topIIc of thIIs game. [01:54] TA: Truly amazIIng. [01:54] TA: What an IIn-depth process for labelIIng they have. [01:54] TA: But yeah okay. [01:54] TA: We can do that. [01:55] GC: -Sh3 s1ts down r1ght on th3 pl4tform now th4t 4ll of th3 1ngr3d13nts 4r3 l41d out.- [01:55] GC: S1t. [01:59] TA: What, rIIght here? [01:59] TA: AlrIIght. [01:59] TA: *He takes a seat, fIIdgetIIng a lIIttle bIIt.* [01:59] GC: Wh4t do you w4nt to cr34t3.  -Sh3 4lr34dy m4d3 4 fr13ndsh1p br4c3l3t.- [02:11] TA: How the fuck dIId you do that so fast. [02:12] TA: Uh. II can make somethIIng for my clade. [02:12] TA: For YmIIrra. [02:12] TA: For SIIgnless. [02:12] TA: DIIscIIple. [02:12] TA: Yeah. [02:12] GC: -nono sh3 m4d3 th3 fr13ndsh1p br4c3l3t l1k3 L4ST N1GHT but y3- [02:12] TA: LIIke matchIIng stuff, or- [02:12] GC: Wh4t would th3y l1k3, you suppos3. [02:12] TA: *OH OKAY WHOOPS* [02:12] TA: II dunno, what the fuck can people even make out of paper mache?? [02:12] TA: IIf we were doIIng beadIIng thIIs would be easy. [02:13] GC: 1 don't know. [02:13] GC: ... [02:13] GC: Sh4p3s. [02:14] TA: II can't gIIve people shapes as a present, Redglare, that'd be weIIrd. [02:15] TA: II love you guys, here IIs SOME GEOMETRY. [02:15] TA: *He's gIIgglIIng* [02:59] GC: ...G1ft box3s. [02:59] GC: Mor3 p4rt1cul4rly. [02:59] GC: -Sh3 st4rts b3nd1ng som3 w1r3, though not m4k1ng 4ny sh4p3 1n p4rt1cul4r.- [03:00] TA: But then II have to make somethIIng to put IIn the boxes. [03:01] GC: 1 don't know.  C4ndy, m4yb3. [03:01] GC: 1sn't th4t 4 hum4n tr4d1t1on? [03:01] GC: You br34k 1t w1th st1cks. [03:02] TA: Why the hell would II know human tradIItIIons? [03:02] TA: Candy would work for SIIgnless, though, because he's a fatass. And DIIscII would eat anythIIng. But she prefers shIIt that moves. [03:02] GC: 1nt3r3st1ng. [03:04] GC: 1 m34n.  1 suppos3 1t 1s not so much s3nt1m3nt4l. [03:04] GC: But 1t's c4ndy. [03:04] TA: *Shrugs* We'll see. [03:04] TA: II guess we can start wIIth the boxes and work my way up. [03:04] TA: What're you makIIng? [03:05] GC: 1 don't know. [03:06] GC: 1t's 4 sh4p3, though. [03:20] TA: *Sage noddIIng* Geometry. [03:21] TA: We could probably play that game whIIle we do thIIs. [03:26] GC: Suppos3. [03:26] GC: 1t's not r34lly 4 g4m3 so much 4s 4 thought 3x3rc1s3, but. [03:27] GC: -Sh3 shrugs h3r should3rs.  Sh3's sort of m4k1ng 4 d14mond.- [03:28] GC: W4nt to st4rt.  Or should 1. [03:33] TA: Okay, a thought exercIIse. [03:33] TA: Uh, could you? [03:33] TA: *He nods at the dIIamond* Do you, lIIke, do you have a moIIraIIl? [03:35] GC: Y3s. [03:36] GC: -St1ll work1ng on th3 w1r1ng.  Sh3 h4sn't s33n h3r 1n 4g3s.  Sh3 f33ls 4 l1ttl3 b4d 4bout th4t, hon3stly-- but th3y'v3 both b33n struggl1ng. Th3 H4ndm41d w4s 3xh4ust1ng, 4 dr41n on h3r usu4l 3mot1on4l r3sourc3s.- [03:36] GC: -Sh3 p4us3s.-  Sh3's your co-work3r. [03:36] GC: J4d3 H4rl3y. [03:37] GC: -Go3s b4ck to b3nd1ng w1r3s.- [03:37] TA: Oh, yeah, holy shIIt. [03:37] TA: We're IIn the same department. [03:37] TA: She's great, even IIf she's got some weIIrd human medIIcal shIIt goIIng on. II'm not about that whole lIIve bIIrth thIIng. [03:37] TA: Do you know the Dolorosa? [03:38] GC: Y3s. [03:38] TA: That's my matesprIIt. [03:38] TA: And, uh. Damara and II were leanIIng black before but obvIIously that's not a thIIng now. [03:39] GC: -Sh3 r41s3s 4 d1sb3l13v1ng 3y3brow.  L1k3 Col3 Ph3lps 1n 4 g4m3 th4t 1sn't L.4. Conf1d3nt14l.-  4 qu4dr4nt? [03:39] GC: Sh3 do3sn't s33m th3 typ3. [03:39] TA: WaIIt, who doesn't? WhIIch one? [03:39] TA: YmIIrra? [03:40] GC: ...Ym1rr4.  Y3s.  -Sh3's not r34lly on3 for f1rst n4m3s.-  Do3sn't s33m l1k3 sh3'd comm1t to qu4dr4nts. [03:40] TA: Well. She defIInIItely has. [03:40] TA: She can stIIll sleep wIIth other people as long as she tells me. [03:41] TA: But yeah we're. IIt's pretty serIIous. *God, lIIttle grIIn. He makes a wonky, lopsIIded heart wIIth hIIs fIIgers, and shrugs.* II dunno. IIt happened. We've known each other a long fuckIIng tIIme. [03:41] GC: 1 don't doubt 1t. [03:56] TA: So, uh. [03:56] TA: You were gonna go fIIrst, yeah? [03:59] GC: F1n3.  Hop3.  1 hop3 w3 f1nd 4 w4y b4ck to 4 corn3r of th3 g4l4xy w1th som3 s3mbl3nc3 of c1v1l1z4t1on. [03:59] GC: -1t 1s ov3r4ll 4 pr3tty p1ss-poor 4tt3mpt 4t 3ng4g1ng th3 g4m3.- [04:01] TA: *Snorts* [04:02] TA: II hope the fIIshbIItch dIIes for real thIIs tIIme. [04:03] GC: -F34r's 4 tr1ck3r on3.  H4rd3r to 4dm1t w1thout 4dm1tt1ng som3 k1nd of vuln3r4b1l1ty.- [04:03] GC: Now your turn. [04:03] GC: F34r. [04:04] TA: *SquIInts* [04:04] TA: Okay, hm. [04:05] TA: Uh, not havIIng control of myself. [04:07] GC: S33ms s3ns1bl3. [04:07] GC: 1'd 4lmost t4k3 th4t on3 for mys3lf. [04:10] GC: Most of m1n3 h4v3 h4pp3n3d.  4nd 4r3n't th3 k1nd to h4pp3n ov3r 4g41n. [04:11] GC: Suppos3 1t 4ll bo1ls down to los1ng som3on3. [04:11] TA: Well, that's pretty shIItty. [04:11] TA: II'm sorry. [04:11] GC: Mn. [04:11] GC: Th4nks. [04:12] TA: What was the last one? Dreams? [04:12] GC: Y34h. [04:16] TA: Your turn. [04:16] GC: -Sh3 huffs.-  1 dr34m th4t th1s g4m3 1s stup1d. [04:22] TA: *Snorts* Dude, that's not even gramatIIcally correct. [04:22] GC: You c4ught m3. [04:32] TA: GIIve us a real one, come on. [04:33] TA: How are we supposed to buIIld a team otherwIIse. [04:33] GC: 1 don't h4v3 4 r34l on3. [04:33] GC: 1 do not h4v3 4 f4k3 on3, 31th3r. [04:45] TA: Well you could make up a fake one. [04:50] TA: Okay, fIIne, uh. II dream to. Wow, am II too old for thIIs game. [04:50] TA: Safety wIIth the people II care about. II guess. [04:50] TA: Wow, gross. [04:58] GC: 1t' [04:58] GC: 1t's 4dm1r4bl3. [04:58] GC: 1 suppos3. [04:58] GC: 1 us3d to dr34m 4bout b31ng 4 l3g1sl4c3r4tor. [04:58] GC: Just1c3. [04:58] GC: Thos3 sort of th1ngs. [04:58] GC: -Sh3 st4rts to l4y th3 p4p3r 4cross th3 w1r3fr4m3.- [04:59] TA: ...What are you? [04:59] GC: Wh4t k1nd of qu3st1on 1s th4t? [05:14] TA: LIIke. [05:14] TA: Are you a legIIslacerator?? [05:28] GC: 1 w4s. [05:28] GC: 1'm 4n outl4w now. [05:28] GC: Lost my pos1t1on 34rl13r th4n th4t. [05:28] GC: -Sl4ps on 4noth3r str1p.  Sh3's 4lmost got th3 d14mond down p4t.- [05:35] TA: Oh. [05:35] TA: How? [05:35] TA: *He's makIIng some kIInd of convoluted sculpture* [05:35] GC: F41l3d 4 m1ss1on.  W4sn't cons1d3r3d 4 worthwh1l3 4ss3t to r3tr13v3. [05:37] TA: Well that's fucked up. [05:37] TA: II'm sorry the empIIre IIs so shIIt. [05:37] GC: 1t w4s L4uct1s. [05:38] GC: H4lf th3 c1ty w4s burn1ng. [05:38] GC: You don't ow3 m3 4ny 4polog13s. [05:38] GC: 1 know wh4t 1 d1d. [05:38] TA: LauctIIs, huh? II've stIIll never been. [05:39] TA: But. AlrIIght, dude. [05:39] TA: That's faIIr. [05:41] GC: -Sh3 turns 1f ov3r to work on th3 oth3r s1d3, go1ng 4 b1t qu13t.- [05:41] GC: Not r34lly. [05:41] GC: But 1 stopp3d 3xp3ct1ng f41r. [05:41] GC: M4d3 1t 34s13r. [05:41] TA: Well II kIInd of meant IIt's faIIr that you don't want my apoloIIgIIes. [05:41] TA: The government IIs never fuckIIng faIIr. [05:41] TA: Then agaIIn, II've been an IIllegal anarchIIst sIInce II was lIIke seven. [05:42] GC: Mn. [05:42] GC: Y3s. [05:43] GC: 1 know. [05:43] TA: You know? [05:43] GC: For 4 wh1l3. [05:43] GC: W4s r34lly. [05:43] GC: T4k3n w1th th3 story. [05:43] TA: ...Yeah? [05:44] TA: Honestly II'm. Glad to hear we had an IImpact of some sort. People have saIId a couple tIImes sIInce comIIng here. Me-The Condesce, she told me no one remembered. [05:45] GC: Suppos3 th4t su1ts h3r b3tt3r.  Crush wh4t3v3r hop3 you h4d. [05:45] TA: Yeah, she's pretty twIIsted. [05:45] TA: IIf you had any questIIons, you could ask. [05:45] TA: LIIvIIng relIIc rIIght here. [05:45] TA: (BRB II AM MOVIING TO ANOTHER PLACE AGAIIN II'M SORRY)) [06:16] GC: Qu3st1ons? 4bout th4t? [06:16] GC: C4n't 1m4g1n3 4ny of th3 4nsw3rs 4r3 much worth dw3ll1ng on. [06:17] GC: 1 suppos3 th3 r3b3ll1on.  1nt3r3st3d m3. 1nt3r3sts m3. [06:22] TA: Why's that, then? [06:28] GC: W3'r3 r3b3ls now, 4r3n't w3? [06:29] GC: D3 f4cto. [06:29] TA: We sure are. [06:29] TA: II never really stopped tbh. [06:29] TA: *Way to use chatspeak outloud* [06:31] GC: Do you th1nk th3r3's 4 ch4nc3 w3'll 4ccompl1sh 4nyth1ng? [06:34] TA: II'm hopIIng so, yeah. [06:34] TA: II mean, we accomplIIshed somethIIng last tIIme, dIIdn't we? [06:34] TA: You were IInterested. [06:34] TA: Dave StrIIder told me they made a movIIe. [06:35] TA: People cared. [06:35] TA: Even IIf IIt doesn't change everythIIng at once, you can make a dIIfference. [06:35] TA: IIf thIIs whole thIIng IIs corrupt, someone has to care. [06:42] GC: Th3y m4d3 4 mov13? [06:42] GC: Suppos3 you c4n count th4t 4s my dr34m, th3n. [06:43] GC: M4k3s 4 d1ff3r3nc3.  M4k3s p3opl3 c4r3. [06:43] GC: ...Str1d3r, though.  Th3 old3r on3.  D4v3nforth? [06:43] TA: Yeah, the older one. [06:43] TA: He and YmIIrra were fuckIIng so II wanted to know hIIm. [06:44] TA: But yeah. That makes sense to me. [06:44] TA: II mean, a lot of bad shIIt went down. A lot of bad shIIt happened to me specIIfIIcally. But II don't regret what we dIId. II never dIId. [06:47] GC: -3ugh.  Sh3 m4k3s 4 f4c3 4t th4t.-  My condol3nc3s for h4v1ng to know h1m, th3n.  1'm gl4d you d1d 1t. [06:47] GC: 1t's good.  Th4t our l3g4cy 4s 4 sp3c13s c4n b3 mor3 th4n just. [06:47] GC: Rot. [06:47] TA: *SNIICKERS* You not a fan of Davenforth? [06:48] GC: H3's 4 nu1s4nc3. [06:48] TA: Yeah. II want IIt to be more. IIt stIIll can be. A bad past doesn't mean a shIItty future. [06:50] GC: -Sh3 nods, s3tt1ng th3 l4rg3 d14mond 4s1d3 to dry.  Sh3'll m4k3 1t p1nk som3t1m3 l4t3r, tw1st1ng 4nd b3nd1ng som3 n3w w1r3s for 4 s3cond construct.- [06:52] TA: *He's started IIn on some kIInd of weIIrd boxy shape* [06:52] TA: DIId you lIIke IIt? Your job? [06:53] GC: 1t's compl1c4t3d. [06:53] GC: 1 don't know 1f 1 d1d. [06:53] GC: 1'd l1k3 to th1nk th4t 1 4lw4ys r3s3nt3d wh4t 1 d1d. [06:53] TA: How come? [06:53] TA: Not the justIIce you were lookIIng for? [06:54] GC: Don't l3t 4nyon3 t3ll you oth3rw1s3.  W4tch1ng th31r f33t stop tw1tch1ng 1s just 4noth3r p4rt of th3 n1ghtly rout1n3. [06:55] TA: DIId the scoundrelly crIImIInals not deserve theIIr fate? [06:55] GC: "Scoundr3lly?" [07:07] TA: Scoundrelly. [07:07] TA: Scoundrelly scoundrels. [07:10] GC: Wh4t do you suppos3 d1st1ngu1sh3s th3m from th3 usu4l v4r13ty of scoundr3l? [07:16] TA: They are... worse? [07:16] TA: More scoundrelly? [07:16] TA: RougIIsh haIIr? [07:16] GC: 3y3p4tch3s, you suppos3. [07:16] GC: -buuurn p3rson who 1sn't h3r3- [07:17] TA: Oh, totally eyepatches. [07:17] TA: Maybe even two. [07:17] TA: Or three. [07:18] TA: Maybe a pegleg? ThIInk pIIratey. [07:20] GC: Mn.  S3v3n whol3 m1ss1ng 3y3s. [07:20] GC: 4nd m4yb3 4 m1ss1ng 4rm, too. [07:20] GC: Y34h, 1 th1nk 1 know th3 typ3. [07:22] TA: Seven mIIssIIng eyes, thats what makes a real scoundrel. [07:22] TA: II feel lIIke II'd hate thIIs type. [07:23] GC: You would. [07:23] GC: Und3n14bly. [07:24] TA: You know what II really fuckIIng hate? [07:24] TA: Seadwellers. [07:27] GC: Out of 4nyon3, 1 would th1nk you h4v3 th3 r1ght. [07:28] TA: Dualscar IIs terrIIble. Do you know hIIm. He's terrIIble. [07:30] GC: Work w1th h1m. [07:30] GC: H3 w4s conscr1pt3d, y3s. [08:02] TA: How was that? [08:04] TA: Sounds lIIke a fuckIIng nIIghtmare. [08:05] GC: H3 holds no 4uthor1ty ov3r m3.  1 h4v3 s3n1or1ty on th3 sh1p. [08:05] GC: 4ny r34son you h4t3 h1m 1n p4rt1cul4r? [08:12] TA: He's the one that turned me over to the Condesce and made me a helmsman. [08:12] TA: So. [08:12] TA: Not a goddamn fan. [08:27] GC: Oh. [08:27] GC: -Sh3's not sur3 wh4t to s4y 4bout th4t.- [08:27] GC: 1t's. [08:27] TA: *Shrugs. Makes somethIIng* [08:27] GC: Comm3nd4bl3 you h4v3n't tr13d to k1ll h1m. [08:58] TA: *Snorts* [08:58] TA: ThIIknk II could? [08:58] TA: BesIIdes, don't wanna get kIIcked off the shIIp. [08:58] GC: Why couldn't you?  H3's v41nglor1ous, stubborn, 4nd slow-w1tt3d. [08:58] GC: 4mpl3 w34kn3ss3s to b3 3xplo1t3d. [08:59] TA: And II'm also kIInd of the most powerful psIIonIIc ever. [08:59] GC: -Sh3 p4us3s.- [08:59] GC: ...Though you should not k1ll h1m, no. [08:59] TA: Probably not. [08:59] TA: We could make IIt look lIIke an accIIdent. [09:00] GC: "W3" 4ll of 4 sudd3n? [09:00] TA: Hey, you told me II could kIIll hIIm. [09:00] TA: Plus, you're pretty cool. [09:01] GC: 4s 4 l3g4l counc1l, 1 should prob4bly s4y th4t 1 mor3 h34rt1ly 3ndors3 not k1ll1ng h1m. [09:01] GC: C4n't r34lly 4fford 1t. [09:03] TA: You're an accomplIIce, now. [09:03] TA: And, lIIke. [09:03] TA: We're already fugIItIIves. [09:03] TA: Who has to know. [09:04] GC: 1 m34n w3'd h4v3 two S3rk3ts 4s sh1pm3n 4nd 4 short4g3 of off1c3rs to k33p th3m from k1ll1ng 3v3ryon3. [09:10] TA: Aw fuck, IIs he helpful wIIth that? [09:11] GC: Y3s.  H3's bl4ck w1th th3 p1r4t3. [09:12] TA: Gross. [09:12] TA: Why would anyone touch hIIm even. [09:13] GC: Why would 4nyon3 touch h3r, too. [09:13] GC: Th3y d3s3rv3 34ch oth3r. [09:19] TA: Haha ew. [09:19] TA: II bet IIt's chIIlly IIn THAT block. [09:20] GC: H3 go3s 4round r34rr4ng1ng h3r th1ngs 4nd d3stroy1ng h3r furn1tur3. [09:20] GC: H1ghblood rom4nc3. [09:24] TA: God, fuck hIIghbloods. [09:24] TA: But don't /fuck/ them. [09:24] GC: Mnn. [09:24] GC: -Sh3 shrugs 4 l1ttl3 b1t.- [07:14] TA: *QuIIrks an eyebrow* [07:14] TA: Redglare, are you fuckIIng the hIIghbloods. [07:14] TA: Be careful, they mIIght freeze your bulge off. [07:15] GC: No.  Concup1sc13nt qu4ds 4r3 3mpty. But 1'd th1nk my own nook 1s pr3tty ch1lly. [07:16] TA: *SNORTS* [07:16] TA: *eyebrow waggle* At least you're well aware of the frozen wasteland you carry IIn your genIItals. [07:17] GC: 3mpow3r1ng 1f you th1nk 4bout 1t. [07:17] TA: Totally. You should teach sex ed, probably. [07:18] GC: P4ss. [07:18] GC: Too d4ng3rous. [07:18] GC: 4dol3sc3nt trolls?  No. [07:23] TA: Hah, but we were all an adolescent troll once! [07:24] GC: How do you th1nk 1 know? [07:24] TA: Yeah, honestly II was pretty terrIIble. [07:25] TA: But also II dIIdn't have much IIn the way of a normal adolescence sIInce, you know, teen crIImIInals on the run. That sounds lIIke a shIItty pulp fIIctIIon book. Or a bad porno. [07:25] GC: Suppos3 1t's h4rd to 3xpl41n.  You'r3 4ngry 4 lot.  You h4t3 3v3ryon3, 4nd 4lso yours3lf. [07:39] TA: Yeah. Jeez. [07:39] TA: Hormones kIInd of suck, don't they? [07:39] TA: Though to be faIIr that sounds lIIke some of my worse adult days too. [07:40] GC: M1ght b3 m4k1ng up for lost n1ghts. [07:46] TA: So am II readIIng thIIs rIIght and you had kIInd of a crappy adolescence, or am II projectIIng? *He's makIIng some kIInd of weIIrd wIIre frame heart box but IIt's really wobbly.* [07:47] GC: 1 d1d 4 good job of m4k1ng my 4dol3sc3nc3 t3rr1bl3. [07:47] GC: -Sh3's cr4ft1ng som3th1ng 3ls3.  4 dr4gon, m4yb3.  Th4t would b3 pr3tty obv1ous.- [07:47] TA: How so? [07:48] TA: *HIIs hands are too perpetually shaky for thIIs. IIt's so much easIIer on a keyboard, why are keyboards so much easIIer.* [07:51] GC: Pr3tty s1mpl3.  H4d 3v3ryth1ng 1 could'v3 w4nt3d.  K3pt try1ng to push for mor3. [07:51] GC: H4d to b3 worth mor3 th4n just my st4t1on. [07:54] TA: StatIIons are fuckIIng bullshIIt anyway. [07:54] TA: No one else should get to decIIde what people have the rIIght to do. [07:55] TA: Except for lIIke, you know, the law. [07:55] TA: But not the goddamn Condesce. [07:56] GC: 1 would l1k3 to 4cqu41nt you w1th th3 phr4s3 "s3lf r1ght3ous," 4nd s33 1f you 4gr33 w1th my op1n1on 4ft3r m33t1ng mys3lf c1rc4 t3n sw33ps 4go. [08:01] TA: *WHEEZY NERD LAUGH* [08:01] TA: Ehehehehe, we all had those tIImes, dIIdn't we? [08:01] TA: BesIIdes, II'm always goIIng to agree wIIth any opIInIIon that dIIsparages fIIshbIItch, tbh. *Stop usIIng chatspeak IIn real lIIfe.* [08:01] TA: But aIIght, II thIInk II can see IIt. [08:01] TA: Small Redglare. Angry and opIInIIonated. [08:06] GC: 4nd upw4rdly mob1l3.  Or try1ng. [08:07] TA: *SNORTS* [08:07] TA: II IImagIIned you blastIIng off. [08:07] TA: Upwardly mobIIle. [08:07] TA: Where were you tryIIng to go? [08:08] GC: Ch13f Jud1c4tor. [08:08] GC: 1t's 4 spot 4bout 3v3n w1th th3 Gr4nd H1ghblood. [08:09] GC: 1n 4 s3ns3, 4nyw4ys. [08:09] GC: C4n't s4y th4t 4ll of th3 br4nch3s of th3 1mp3r14l Jud1ct1on hold 3qu4l to on3 4noth3r, du3 to v4r1ous conc3ntr4t1ons of vot1ng p4rt13s 4nd th3 h1gh3r w31ght of thos3 br4nch3s wh1ch 4r3 w3ll known to h4v3 h1gh counc1ls cons1st1ng sol3ly of h1gh3r bloods, b31ng of roy4l or n34r-roy4l st4tus, 4nd, g3n3r4lly, s34dw3ll3rs or-- [08:09] GC: -H3m.- [08:10] GC: Th3 old structur3 th4t got 4d4pt3d 1nto th3 curr3nt p4rl14m3nt? [08:10] GC: Would'v3 b33n som3on3 w1th sw4y th3r3. [08:18] TA: Well fuck. [08:18] TA: How come you never got there? [08:24] GC: T4k3 4 gu3ss. [08:28] TA: Was IIt somethIIng stupIId and hemoIIst? [08:28] GC: W4r pl4y3d 4 p4rt, too. [08:29] TA: Whoops. That sucks. [08:29] TA: War IIs stupIId. [08:29] GC: Mor3 th4n h4ppy to h4v3 lost, though. [08:29] TA: Most of what II saw happen was the Condesce just blastIIng the shIIt out of entIIre cIIvIIlIIzatIIons though. [08:29] TA: Yeah? How come? [08:35] GC: Wh4t?  You'd pr3f3r 4lt3rn14 h4d won? [10:58] TA: II mean, II wasn't really aware anyone had one. II thought IIt just came to a standstIIll. [10:58] TA: LosIIng a war means beIIng conquered, rIIght? We'd be IInvaded and colonIIzed and extermIInated. [11:02] GC: Los1ng m34ns f41l1ng to 4ccompl1sh wh4t w3 s3t out to do. [11:02] GC: Wh1ch w3 d1d, thoroughly. [11:09] TA: II guess. [11:10] TA: II've mostly seen the sort of war where the other sIIde has no fuckIIng chance. [11:10] TA: II'm glad we lost. AlternIIa dIIdn't need another vIIctory. [11:21] GC: Y34h. [11:23] TA: -And then they dIId crafts and dIIscussed polIItIIcs!- [11:23] -- gladiateCarnifex [GC] gave up trolling technologicAtrophy [TA] at 23:23 --

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