“Choice. Spirit.”
It’s Alyx’s trashiest of trash husbands!
ALYX HE’S NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE???
All right, well, step sort of in the right direction with the “let’s chat about things” instead of everything ending in blood, that’s...nice?
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“Choice. Spirit.”
It’s Alyx’s trashiest of trash husbands!
ALYX HE’S NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE???
All right, well, step sort of in the right direction with the “let’s chat about things” instead of everything ending in blood, that’s...nice?
He did such awful things...
urghhhhhhhhhh
I DON’T WANT TO MAKE HIM TRANQUIL, ALYX, I’M NOT THAT MEAN.
“GIVE HIM THE SUUUNNN. Oh, tranquil playlist with “Here Comes the Sun” on it.”
ALYYYYYYXXX
Me: “You know, Cullen, we probably have rooms in the castle that don’t have holes in the ceiling or rubbish on the floor--actually, you know, we probably don’t, since even my room has rubbish on the floor.”
Alyx: “Yes, but when the nightmares wake him up in the middle of the night, it’s probably good to have work close.”
Me: “..............that’s the saddest thing that has happened to me in regards to Cullen...”
Alyx: “Broken Circle is way sadder.”
Me: “You almost killing Wynne in Broken Circle because of Cullen is the saddest.”
Alyx: “You know what--”
WAIT SO WE’RE NOT BOTHERING SAMSON?
He ordered his templars to ransack his own castle so that we couldn’t ransack it.
And then he ran away.
Rude.
Alright, so we’re off to bother Samson!
Alright, since Skype broke and we’re not having an RP session tonight (DAMN YOU SKYPE)...
Alyx is going to join me as we drag Cullen across the face of the world to go bother Samson.
That’s the most complicated fake quest ever and I am eternally grateful to Alyx for leading me through that.
BUT I have a flower crown now. I need two more levels to wear it but I HAVE IT for when I get there.
Yaaayyy