#with latula

[arachnurasgall]

[09:41] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 21:41 --

[09:41] GC: H3Y!!!

[09:41] GC: d1d you know wh4tz h3r f4c3 41nt d34d no mor3?

[09:41] AG: If it isn't Pyrope!

[09:41] AG: W8 what????????

[09:41] AG: Slow down, who are we talking a8out here?

[09:42] GC: p13x3s!!!! p4ystubz pomon3y! sh3 w4s clon3d or SOM3 SH1T.

[09:43] AG: Oh right! Yeah, I definitely knew THAT was up.

[09:43] AG: Can't remem8er where I first found out. Might have 8een 8ack on LOCAS!

[09:44] GC: w41t s3r1ously???

[09:44] GC: bruh HOW 4m 1 th3 l4st on3 to 4lw4ys f1nd out th1s w31rd sh1t!

[09:44] AG: May8e 8ecause you're just l8 to the party!

[09:44] AG: Gotta start showing up 8efore everyone else gets there.

[09:44] AG: You know, get the cake first.

[09:44] GC: b4b3z 1 c4nt b3 l4t3 to th3 p4rty cuz 1 4M th3 p4rty!

[09:44] GC: >8]

[09:45] AG: Fine, I'll give you that.

[09:45] GC: h4h4 KN3W 1T.

[09:45] GC: got 4ny d33tz on wh4t 1s th3 D34L?

[09:45] GC: 1 m34n you know sh1t!

[09:46] AG: Damn str8 I know shit!

[09:46] AG: You mean a8out Meenah?

[09:46] GC: y34h!

[09:46] GC: 4nd 4ll thos3 cr4z13s b4ck th3r3.

[09:46] GC: on th3 c4v3 pl4n3t.

[09:48] AG: Man, they were 8oring as hell!

[09:48] AG: Hiding out in caves or whatever? Where's the adventure????????

[09:48] GC: T3LL M3 4BOUT 1T!

[09:48] GC: 1 d1dnt 3v3n BOTH3R.

[09:48] GC: 1t w4s just so fuck1n D4RK.

[09:48] AG: I know!!!!!!!!

[09:48] AG: See, this is why I like you.

[09:48] AG: We're on the same page!

[09:48] GC: th3r3 w4s som3 p sl1ck h1llz for bo4rd1n on but 1t w4s just too l444m3.

[09:50] AG: Soooooooo lame!

[09:50] AG: We can come up with our own stuff that's 8 times 8etter than that place could ever 8e.

[09:50] GC: h4h4 S3R1OUSLY.

[09:50] GC: 1 wond3r wh3r3 w3r3 dropp1n off 4t n3xt.

[09:51] GC: 1 m34n 41nt g3tt1n my hop3z up TOO much.

[09:51] GC: >8P

[09:51] AG: All I've gotta say is that it 8etter 8e somewhere cooler!!!!!!!!

[09:51] AG: Hopefully with somewhere we can scout out for treasure.

[09:52] GC: wh4tch4 th1nk of your n3w p4d btdubz?

[09:53] AG: I mean, it's pretty cool I guess. I like not having to walk down the hall for the fucking 8athroom!

[09:53] GC: y34h but...

[09:53] GC: you b33n not1c1ng som3 W31RD SH1T 1n th3r3?

[09:54] GC: 1 m34n 1 got ON3 th1ng th4tz pr3tty sl1p.

[09:55] GC: 1 got 4 fuck1n C4M3R4.

[09:56] AG: You saw my room!!!!!!!!

[09:56] AG: The weird picture of the cat? And all those dum8 hats!

[09:56] GC: oh y34h!

[09:56] GC: 1 gott4 do som3th1ng w1th th1s c4m though.

[09:56] GC: 1tz pr3tty SW33T.

[09:57] GC: l1k3 som3on3 p4y3d 4 sh1tlo4d for 1t!

[09:57] AG: Seriously?

[09:57] AG: Does it have any pictures on it?

[09:57] GC: n4h 1 dont th1nk so.

[10:04] AG: Did you check????????

[10:04] AG: There could 8e some good stuff in there!

[10:05] GC: 1 m34n 1 d1dnt CH3CK ch3ck but 1dk how good th3 stuff could b3.

[10:05] GC: wh4t 1f l1k3.

[10:05] GC: l1z4rds took p1cz.

[10:05] GC: of.

[10:05] GC: ...

[10:05] GC: nud3z.

[10:05] AG: Gross!!!!!!!!

[10:06] AG: Who would want to see naked scaley people? Not me!

[10:07] GC: PROBZ OTH3R SC4LY P33PZ?

[10:07] GC: JUST S4Y1N.

[10:07] GC: ...

[10:07] GC: ok.

[10:07] GC: 1m4.

[10:07] GC: 1m4 ch3ck.

[10:08] AG: Yeah, go check!

[10:08] GC: vr1s.

[10:08] GC: dyou know wh4t 1 s33?

[10:08] AG: What?

[10:08] GC: 1 s33 B1RDZ.

[10:08] GC: NOTH1N BUT B1RDZ.

[10:08] GC: L1K3.

[10:08] GC: THR33 HUNDR3D P1CTUR3Z OF B1RDZ.

[10:08] AG: Are you fucking kidding me?

[10:08] AG: Delete them!!!!!!!!

[10:10] GC: 1m s3r1ous!

[10:10] GC: th1s l1z4rd w4s l1k3!

[10:10] GC: W4Y 1nto b1rd w4tch1ng!

[10:10] GC: mor3 comm1tt3d th4n 4NYON3 1v3 3v3r s33n b4!

[10:10] AG: Well, they're dead now.

[10:11] AG: Not like it matters anymore!

[10:11] AG: How much would that suck? Dying and all anyone has left of you is 300 pictures of stupid 8irds.

[10:11] AG: And no one gives a fuck.

[10:13] GC: h4h4...

[10:13] GC: y34h.

[10:13] GC: you 3v3r TH1NK 4bout th4t?

[10:13] GC: 1 m34n w3 m1ght l3g1t D13 on th1s fuck1n sh1p.

[10:13] GC: l1k3 how sh1tty would th4t b3?

[10:13] AG: No! Why would I need to think a8out that?

[10:13] AG: I'm not going to die.

[10:15] GC: uhhh.

[10:15] GC: 3V3RYON3 d13z b4b3z.

[10:15] GC: 3v3ntu4lly!

[10:15] GC: unl3ss your3 4 fr4nk3nst31n?

[10:15] AG: Not here, anyway!

[10:15] GC: but 1m p sur3 th4t guy l1k3.

[10:16] AG: I'm not going to die on this ship.

[10:16] GC: burn3d h1ms3lf 4l1v3 or som3th1n c4us3 of th3 tr4g3dy of hum4n1ty or wht3vz.

[10:16] AG: Hahahahahahahaha!

[10:16] AG: Nice one!

[10:18] GC: 4nyw4yz 1dk 1 m34n.

[10:18] GC: 1 TH1NK 4bout 1t 1s 4ll.

[10:18] AG: You shouldn't, 8ecause you're not going to die either!

[10:18] AG: Simple as that!

[10:18] AG: We're not losers.

[10:20] GC: w3ll SH1T Y34H W3R3 NOT!

[10:20] AG: So don't worry a8out it, ok?

[10:21] GC: y34h ok4y.

[10:21] GC: sorry b4b3z.

[10:22] AG: 8esides, even if you do somehow 8ecome sort of a loser, I got your 8ack!

[10:22] AG: That's what this thing means. You know, you and me!

[10:22] AG: Even if we happen to have an off day that we just won't have, we got the other one's 8ack!

[10:23] GC: TOT3Z!!!!

[10:23] GC: >8D

[10:23] AG: So the protection is like, dou8le.

[10:24] GC: h3h3.

[10:24] GC: y34h 4lr1ght th4nkz b4b3.

[10:27] GC: 4nd sp34k1n of!!!! howv3 YOU b33n h4ndl1n th3s3 n3rdz?

[10:28] AG: Everyone on the ship? Like a pro, no less!

[10:28] AG: Want to know something 8etween you and me?

[10:28] AG: You can't say a word, Tules. I trust you!

[10:29] GC: my z1pp3r 1s S34L3D grlfrnd.

[10:29] AG: Ok so! I'm a8out to get promoted. It's just a matter of time!

[10:30] GC: holy sh1111t.

[10:30] GC: 1S TH4T TH3 N3WZ???

[10:30] AG: Yeah! 8asically!

[10:30] GC: oh sh1t!

[10:30] GC: wh4t d1d you h34r?

[10:32] AG: Well, I'm talking with the Captain, and since he and I have connections, it's pretty much a guarantee.

[10:35] GC: oh sh1t dud3!!!!

[10:36] GC: 4r3 you gonn4 c3l3br4t3 th4t?

[10:36] GC: cuz th4t soudnz l1k3 4 P4RTY!

[10:37] AG: When it happens, sure!

[10:37] AG: 8ut it's going to 8e exclusive as fuck.

[10:37] AG: No lame nerds allowed!

[10:38] GC: N4TCH dud3!

[10:38] AG: 8ut you can't say anything until it happens.

[10:38] AG: You just get priority notice. ::::)

[10:38] GC: b4b3z th4t just w3nt 4nd w4rm3d my push3r!

[10:39] AG: That's what I'm here for!

[10:39] AG: Despite having colder 8lood than you.

[10:40] GC: D33TZ DUD3 D33TZ.

[10:41] AG: Oh, right.

[10:42] AG: Yeah, we're talking........

[10:42] AG: ........

[10:42] AG: ........

[10:42] AG: First m8 here.

[10:42] GC: HOLY SH1T DUD3.

[10:42] GC: YOU C4NT B3 S3R1OUS.

[10:43] AG: Dead serious!

[10:44] GC: TH4TZ L1K3 NUMB3R TWO DUD3!

[10:44] AG: I know!

[10:45] AG: I'm a shoo-in. With my experience? Already there!

[10:45] GC: h4h4!

[10:45] GC: S1CK.

[10:45] GC: l1k3 how long dyou th1nk th4tz gonn4 b3?

[10:46] AG: Hard to tell. You know how slow the ship is with processing new hires!

[10:47] GC: tru.

[10:47] GC: pluz th3 d34d p33pz com1n b4ck to l1f3.

[10:48] AG: Hahahahahahahaha! Exactly!

[10:48] GC: th4t sh1tz stuff 1 41NT gonn4 g3t us3d to.

[10:50] AG: Supposedly it's a rarity.

[10:51] GC: not for us 1t 41nt!

[10:51] AG: Well, it's supposed to 8e!

[10:52] GC: 1m g3tt1n th3 f33l our s1tch 1s W31RD 4S FUCK though.

[10:52] AG: I think that was made clear a loooooooong time ago.

[10:52] AG: And that's exactly how we make history.

[10:52] GC: b33n th3r3! 4lr34dy m4d3 1t!

[10:53] GC: SUP3Z F4MOUS.

[10:53] AG: That's how the WHOLE ship makes history, dum8ass!

[10:53] AG: Of course YOU'RE famous. ::::)

[10:56] GC: 1m DOUBL3 f4mous now though!!!!

[10:56] GC: 4nyw4yz shouldnt you b3 g3tt1n 4 sp33ch r34dy for wh3n your3 f1rst13?

[10:57] AG: Pro8a8ly! You know me, I can wing it.

[10:57] AG: I got other shit to do though.

[10:57] AG: Hey, let's hang out l8r?

[10:57] GC: y34h 1ll s33 y4z!

[10:58] AG: 8ye!!!!!!!! <3

[10:58] GC: <3<3

[10:58] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 22:58 --

[10:59] AG: L8r!!!!!!!!

[10:59] -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 22:59 --

[10:59] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 22:59 --

[10:59] GC: Y34H L8R!

[10:59] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 22:59 --

[10:59] AG: 8YE!!!!!!!!

[10:59] -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 22:59 --

[arachnurasgall]

[8/7/2015 1:25:24 PM]  VRISKA: -she's totally outside of Latula's room right now, knocking on the door- Pyroooooooope!

[8/7/2015 1:36:49 PM]  LATULA: WH4444T!!!!

[8/7/2015 1:44:46 PM]  VRISKA: Open your goddamn door!

[8/7/2015 2:29:45 PM]  LATULA: l1k3 two s3x b4bz 1m COM1N! -the door swings open and it smells STRONGLY of banana pudding.- just d34l1n w1t som3 sh1t from th3 k1smo!!! TOT4L BS BTW.

[8/7/2015 2:31:45 PM]  VRISKA: -she holds her nose and makes a face- Did she get you with 8ananas or something?

[8/7/2015 2:39:59 PM]  LATULA: fuck1n pudd1ng!!!! 1n my SU1T!  1 kn3w sh3d do 1t!

[8/7/2015 2:41:44 PM]  VRISKA: Well you gotta get her 8ack! Gotta prove you can 8e waaaaaaaay 8etter than her!

[8/7/2015 2:54:32 PM]  LATULA: y34h no sh1t! 1 c4nt 3v3n W34R th1s th1ng!

[8/7/2015 2:57:57 PM]  VRISKA: Maybe later! For now, I think we can take a walk around this dum8 ship and see if we can find any treasures hidden on8oard.

[8/7/2015 3:02:34 PM]  LATULA: tr34sur3z b4b3??? wh4t k1nd 4r3 you t4lk1n?

[8/7/2015 3:03:03 PM]  LATULA: 1 m34n 1m p sur3 th3 pl4c3 1s 4ll m4pp3d 4lr34dy!

[8/7/2015 3:03:14 PM]  VRISKA: Like some cool a8andoned shit!

[8/7/2015 3:03:54 PM]  LATULA: prob4bly som3 dork4ss sc13nc3 exp3r1m3nt!

[8/7/2015 3:05:49 PM]  VRISKA: Then we can make fun of it. What do you say????????

[8/7/2015 3:08:00 PM]  LATULA: w3ll 4lr1ght but l3tz NOT g3t 4ny t1ght4ss3s on our t41lz.

[8/7/2015 3:29:36 PM]  VRISKA: I knew you wouldn't chicken out! Let's go!

[8/7/2015 3:38:14 PM]  LATULA: you know wh3r3 w3r3 st4rt1n? -sshe closes the horrible door to the terrible banana room.behind her as she steps out.-

[8/7/2015 3:39:47 PM]  VRISKA: Down this hall! -she grins- We are going to look eeeeeeeeverywhere!

[8/7/2015 3:40:29 PM]  LATULA: pfft f1ne but 1tz on you 1f w3 dont f1nd sh1t!

[8/7/2015 3:50:17 PM]  VRISKA: Then let's FIND something!

[8/7/2015 4:03:07 PM]  LATULA: h4h4 4lr1ght! -She locks the door in case Roxy gets any more IDEAS,- l3tz go ... TH1S w4y! -DOWN THE HALL SHE GO-

[8/7/2015 4:04:22 PM]  VRISKA: -she races after her- This 8n't a race! Yet!!!!!!!!

[8/7/2015 4:04:57 PM]  LATULA: only slowpok3z s4y sh1t l1k3 th4t!!!

[8/7/2015 4:05:32 PM]  VRISKA: -she starts running ahead-

[8/7/2015 4:06:14 PM]  LATULA: w3ll 4LR1GHT!

[8/7/2015 4:07:40 PM]  VRISKA: CATCH UP TO ME!!!!!!!!

[8/7/2015 4:10:17 PM]  LATULA: HOW 4BOUT YOU T3LL M3 WH3RE W3R3 GO1N F1RST!

[8/7/2015 4:10:53 PM]  VRISKA: NOPE! -laughing hysterically now-

[8/7/2015 4:17:24 PM]  LATULA: 1m4 t4ckl3 your 4ss 1f you 41nt c4r3ful!

[8/7/2015 4:22:57 PM]  VRISKA: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[8/7/2015 4:28:43 PM]  LATULA: omfg 1t 41nt th4t funny!

[8/7/2015 4:29:32 PM]  VRISKA: I'm going to win!

[8/7/2015 4:34:43 PM]  LATULA: y34h cuz your3 the only on3 th4t knows wh3r3 w3r3 go1n!

[8/7/2015 4:35:41 PM]  VRISKA: We kind of passed it! Last one to that wall is a loser!

[8/7/2015 4:36:53 PM]  LATULA: L4ST ON3 TO SUCK MY FROND IS A VR1SKR MOR3 L1K3!

[8/7/2015 4:37:13 PM]  VRISKA: -RACES TO THE WALL-

[8/7/2015 4:37:56 PM]  LATULA: -GRABS THE SEAT OF HER PANTS TO SLOW HER DOWN-

[8/7/2015 4:38:21 PM]  VRISKA: Oh my GOD let go!!!!!!!! -PRESSES ON AHEAD-

[8/7/2015 4:46:40 PM]  LATULA: h4h4 no fuck1n w4y! -sprints over towards wall-

[8/7/2015 4:47:27 PM]  VRISKA: -RUNS AND HITS THE WALL AND CHECKS TO SEE WHO WON-

LATULA: -PANTING A LITTLE but totally at the wall first, probably due to CHEATING.-  WOO!

VRISKA: -Knows Latula won and rolls her eyes- Oh whatever! -Pants a little but still laughs about it-

LATULA: >;]

LATULA: 1 gotz th3 L3GZ b4b3z!

VRISKA: Haha! You got some legs all right!

LATULA: you 41nt B4D yours3lf!

VRISKA: That's 8ecause I'm the 8est. Duh!

LATULA: h4h4h4! tot4lly grl!

VRISKA: ::::) -She catches her breath.-

VRISKA: You're pretty fast. 8ut I'm still faster.

LATULA: 1 WON dud3!!!! now wh3r3 4r3 w3 4nyw4yz?

VRISKA: Just another hallway. Nowhere special. Hey, want to door ditch?

LATULA: to wo4h wh4t?

VRISKA: Like knock and run away?

LATULA: omg.

LATULA: but l1k3.  on who??? 3v3ryon3?

VRISKA: Why the fuck not?

VRISKA: We can knock on EVERY door.

LATULA: h4h4! w3ll! SH1T Y34H!

LATULA: L3TZ DO 1T!

VRISKA: Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! Where do we start?

LATULA: 1 k1nd4 w4nn4 fuck w1th ROX f1rst!

VRISKA: Let's do it!

[8/7/2015 7:23:48 PM] LATULA: -she goes to SCAMPER DOWN THE HALLWAY grinning.-

[8/7/2015 7:25:58 PM]  VRISKA: -She grins over at her as they run together down the hallway. It gives her a chance to fuck with Eridan, too, if they're knocking on the shared room door-

[arachnurasgall]

LATULA: -Som3th1ng's b4tt3r1ng up 4g41nst h3r w4ll w1th 4 B4P B4P B4P wond3r who's knock1n-

VRISKA: -And Vriska, hearing the door, pulls herself away from a shady we8site regarding apocalyptical theories to answer the door.-

LATULA: YOOO OP3N UP!

LATULA: -H3r 4rms 4r3 STUFF3D w1th cr4p. V1DJ4 G4M3 CR4P.-

LATULA: som3on3z gott4 g3t r3scu3d from scrub t13r 4S4P.

VRISKA: -she opens the door and 8AM there's latula. she grins at her, and looks her over.- What the fuck are you carrying? -She steps aside so Latula can come in.-

LATULA: 1 got 4 S3TUP dog. -th1s 1s just 4 M4SS of w1r3s 4nd consol3s 4nd sh1t.- wh3r3z your scr33n 4t???

VRISKA: You got a lot of shit! -She laughs and leads her inside, gesturing to her 88 inch TELEVISION SET against one of the walls in her room.- Right here. Go crazy.

LATULA: -L4tul4 just sort4 DUMPS 1t 4ll down 1n 4 m3ssy p1l3, 4lr34dy plugg1ng 4ll sorts of sh1t up.- cours3 1 do!!!! 1 got m4d boon13s yo. M3G4 buckz. 1 m34n my c4r33r 1s sh1t out 1n th3 cold 4nd 1 c4nt 3v3n G3T to my 4ccounts but you got no 1d34 how much sh1t 1 bought just to shov3 1nto my d3x!!!!

LATULA: 1 got 4 bo4rd for 3v3ry d4y of th3 w33k 4nd 4 HUNDR3D THOUS4ND W33KZ 4FT3R TH4T.

LATULA: >8D

VRISKA: That much stuff, huh???????? -She's kind of impressed with how much Latula has right now.- You sure jacked those losers out of everything they gave you huh? Way to take advantage of the situ8tion and not totally pansy out. -She stands over her to watch what she's doing.-

LATULA: psh plz.

LATULA: th3y r34lly W4NT3D to g1v3 m3 th3 bus1n3ss but 1--

LATULA: 1 m34n.

LATULA: -sh3 coughs.-

LATULA: yknow.

LATULA: h4d h3lp.

LATULA: -wow lost th3 w1nd out of th3 s41ls th3r3 QU1CK.-

LATULA: but yknow SUCKS TO TH3M cuz 1m rock1n th3 H4RD L1F3 now!!!!

VRISKA: Give you the 8usiness? What do you mean? Like 8ullshitting you into guilt?

LATULA: n4w mor3 l1k3 bullsh1tt1ng m3 outt4 my c4sh 4nd 1nto som3 m4jor d3bt.

LATULA: tbh 1 tot4lly s4w 1t com1ng w1th 4ll th3 l4wy3rs 4nd sh1t.

LATULA: 1 got out mostly 4lr1ght. th3yr3 st1ll putt1n out sh1t w1th my br4nd but 1t 41nt my f4c3 4nymor3 so w/3.

VRISKA: And you got away with the motherlode. Nice! -That's actually REALLY COOL.- I like the way you strategize.

LATULA: h4h4 y34h. w3ll. yknow. -Sh3 f33ls k1nd4 uncomfort4bl3 t4k1ng cr3d1t. To b3 hon3st, 1t w4s mor3 th4n just str4t3gy, 1t w4s th3 f1rst r34l h1t of conf1d3nc3 sh3 h4d 1n 4 long t1m3, 4nd th3 f4ct th4t M1tun4 w4s th3r3 m4k3s 1t k1nd of b1tt3r to th1nk ov3r. 1t's b33n 4 long t1m3 4nd h3 st1ll h4sn't mov3d, 4nd for 4 m1nut3 sh3 go3s k1nd of qu13t wh1l3 t1nk3r1ng w1th th3 w1r3s.-

LATULA: th1s 1s 4 p dop3 t33v33 by th3 w4y

VRISKA: -She doesn't seem to notice the change in tone, 8ut she does notice the quietness.- Yeah, it is.

VRISKA: Are you like........ok?

LATULA: psh 4r3 YOU???

LATULA: you b3tt3r s1t down cuz th1s sound syst3m 1s gonn4 blow you on your 4ss!

LATULA: -sh3 SL4MS h3r h4nd down on th3 XBULG3 720 4nd st4rts 1t up, toss1ng 4 contrll3r tow4rds Vr1sk4.- yo th1nk f4st!!!!

VRISKA: -Shrugs it off and cATCHES THAT CONTROLLER 8efore plopping down on the couch.- Nice throw. What are we playing first?

LATULA: som3 str41ght up cold fuck1n COGZ OF M1L1T4RY-1NDUSTR14L COMPL3X, b4b3z. you b3tt3r h4v3 4 couch or 4 p1l3 or SOM3TH1N!

VRISKA: Over here! -she waves her over and pats the seat next to her.-

LATULA: -Sh3 st4r3s 4t th3 s34t 4 s3cond. How... clos3 do3s sh3 s1t. Do3s sh3 just. ... Wh4t do3s sh3 DO holy fuck.-

LATULA: -Sh3 v3ry slowly sl1d3s ov3r to th3 s34t b3for3 plonk1ng down. Sh1t sh3's l1k3 n34rly ON vr1sk4 r1ght now fuck. fuck.-

LATULA: h4h4 whoopz!!!!

LATULA: -PL4Y1NG 1T OFF L1K3 SH3'S JUST B31NG OBNOX1OUS-

LATULA: -ST3LL4R MOV3-

VRISKA: -She snorts in amusement- Pyrope, get your shit together! -she's not even complaining right now.- So what are we doing here. In the game?

LATULA: wr3ck1ng 4LL of th3 sh1t!!!

LATULA: your3 not 4 p1r4t3 but your3 4 f4t4ss w1th 4 b4nd4n4.

LATULA: s4m3 th1ng b4s1c4lly!

LATULA: you pr3ss th3 tr1gg3r to shoot. yknow l1k3 GUNZ do.

LATULA: th3n you do th3 oth3r tr1gg3r to do th3 ch41ns4w th1ng.

LATULA: 1tz h3ll4 r4d. my g4lz 4 j4d3blood so 1 got 4 b1gg3r ch41ns4w wh1ch you c4n TOT4LLY SUCK btdubz.

VRISKA: Oh my god you know NOTHING a8out pir8tes. I'm gonna have to give you the real downlow!

VRISKA: 8ut yeah, I think I got this.

LATULA: 4nd 1m gonn4 h4v3 to g1v3 you th3 r34l up h1gh!

LATULA: -Sh3 r41s3s h3r h4nd.-

LATULA: G1V3 1T TO M3 B4B3Z.

VRISKA: -she attempts to actually high five her as hard as she can!-

LATULA: -B4M 4nd sh3 sur3 4s h3ll DO3S.-

LATULA: H4h4H4!

LATULA: soz s3rkz you n3v3r told m3 l1k3.

LATULA: wh4t got you 4ll 1nto p1r4t3y sh1t 4nyw4yz?

VRISKA: -She winces 8ecause that STILL hurts. She's going 8ack to focus on the game.- It's kind of a long story. Started 8ack when I was a wriggler with my huge 8itch of a spider lusus. She wasn't all that gr8 at taking care of me. So I took care of her, and without the means to do that, I had to get cre8tive.

VRISKA: When I learned a8out pirates, I thought, man!!!!!!!! I can do that easy!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: And I just kind of stuck with it!

LATULA: so d1d you l1k3.

LATULA: run 4w4y from hom3?

LATULA: sh1t dud3.

VRISKA: Eventually, yeah.

VRISKA: Up and left when I got what I could!

VRISKA: I couldn't stay there anymore!

LATULA: m4n 1 know th4t f33l.

LATULA: -qu3st1on do you show your prosp3ct1v3 m4t3spr1t 4 mov13 4bout your own l1f3 on th3 f1rst d4t3-

LATULA: -1s th4t 4 th1ng you do-

VRISKA: Yeah? Really?

LATULA: w3333llll...

LATULA: yknow!

LATULA: 1 uh! h3h.

LATULA: 1tz k1nd4 4 funny story.

LATULA: on3 th4t 1 sold th3 r1ghtz to W4444Y b4ck wh3n 1 w4s g3tt1n my st4rt!

-- arachnurasGall [AG] is now an idle chum! --

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] is now an idle chum! --

VRISKA: W8. -She stops for a moment, getting a grin on her face.- W8 a second!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: Are you saying you have a MOVIE?

LATULA: pshh 4r3 YOU s4y1n you n3v3r h34rd of 1t????

VRISKA: Well, I haven't!

LATULA: omg.

LATULA: drop th3 controll3r.

LATULA: w3r3 gonn4 W4TCH th1s sh1t.

VRISKA: Oh hell yes! -Slams down the controller dramatically!-

LATULA: 4lr1ght W1THOUT br34k1ng my sh1t dumb4ss!

LATULA: -Sh3 sc4mp3rs ov3r to th3 m4ch1n3 to shov3 th3 d1sk 1nto th3 slot.-

VRISKA: -She sprawls out on the couch, putting her feet up on the armrest while lying on the cushions-

VRISKA: Yeah, yeah, just put it in!

LATULA: dud3 4r3 you l3g1t not g1v1n m3 4 S1NGL3 spot to put my 4ss?

VRISKA: There's room for you right here! -she slides down so she has at least an entire cushion-

VRISKA: Stop whining.

LATULA: pshh mor3 l1k3 YOU stop wh1n1ng. -Sh3 just s1ts on Vr1sk4 4nd h1ts PL4Y.-

VRISKA: Hey!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: -Tries to push her off- Oof!

LATULA: no w4y!!!

LATULA: gr33dy 4s sh1t 1m st4y1n R1GHT h3r3!!!

VRISKA: Rude as fuck!!!!!!!! -She's laughing though while trying to move LATULA FROM OFF OF HER-

LATULA: shhh th3 fuck1n op3n1ng cr3d1tz 4r3 st4rt1ng!

LATULA: just w4tch 1tz 4W3SOM3!

VRISKA: Laaaaaaaame! -8ut she's still watching 8ecause she's curious-

LATULA: -Th1s 1s 4n 1NCR3D1BLY CORNY MOV13. How3v3r L4tul4 1s 1N 1t, 4nd do1ng 4ll th3 stunts h3rs3lf. 1t's th3 story of how sh3 w4s cull3d for l4ck1ng 4 s3ns3 of sm3ll, h3r lusus, pl4y3d 1n th1s by 4 l4rg3, slugg1sh-look1ng 4ll1g4tor w1th 4 p41r of w1ngs t4p3d to 1ts b4ck, t4k3n 1nto custody 4s sh3 w4s brought 1nto th3 hom3 of 4 sn33r1ng 4nd w34lthy 4r1stocr4t.-

LATULA: -1n tot4l r3b3ll1ous d3f14nc3, L4tul4 sn34ks off 4nd b3g1ns SK4T1NG L1K3 CR4ZY 1n th3 pro c1rcu1t und3r 4 d1sgu1s3, 3v3ntu4lly r3mov1ng h3r m4sk to r3v34l th4t sh3 1s 4 G1RL who pl4ys SPORTS 4s w3ll 4s V1D3O G4M3S.-

VRISKA: Is that supposed to 8e a fucking dragon? What was the 8udget for this thing?

VRISKA: -THIS IS CHEESY AS FUCK-

LATULA: 1T W4SNT... GR34T...

LATULA: but 1t d1d H3LL4 NUMB3RZ 4t th3 box off1c3!!!!

LATULA: 3sp3c14lly for 1tz cost b4b3z!

VRISKA: -She looks over at Latula.- Whose idea was this to save all that money?

LATULA: th3 dumb sh1tz 1 cut loos3 duh.

VRISKA: They full on CHEATED you.

LATULA: th3yv3 b33n c4ll1n th3 shotz s1nc3 th3 st4rt so th4tz why 1 d1tch3d 3m.

VRISKA: 8est thing you ever did and I can already tell!

LATULA: 1t got m3 my st4rt!!! 4nd holy sh1t look 4t th4t h33lfl1p!

VRISKA: Ok, that's pretty cool I guess.

LATULA: pshh 1tz 4W3SOM3.

VRISKA: 8est part of the movie is that heelflip so far.

LATULA: no th3 b3st p4rt 1s m3.

LATULA: >8]

VRISKA: Maaaaaaaay8e.

LATULA: you know 1t 1s!!! >8p

VRISKA: Fine. It's you. 8ecause this movie is so SHITTY. ::::)

LATULA: 1 b3t no on3 w4nt3d to m4k3 4 mov13 bout YOU!

LATULA: -sh3 spr4wls 4cross Vr1sk4 just to b3 3v3n mor3 4nnoy1ng.-

VRISKA: Hey! Oh my god! -She's actually laughing as she's trying to push her off.- Get your fat ass off of me!

LATULA: 1t 41nt f4t 1tz 4W3SOM3 4nd your3 fuck1n bl3ss3d!

-- arachnurasGall [AG] is now an idle chum! --

LATULA: -L4tul4 h4s spr4wl3d to th3 po1nt th4t sh3 1s k1nd of snuggl1ng 4 l1ttl3 b1t. M4yb3.-

-- arachnurasGall [AG] is now an idle chum! --

VRISKA: -Glances over at her, 8lushing a little.- You comfy over there?

LATULA: stfu!

LATULA: 1m f1n3!

LATULA: TH1S 1S F1N3!

VRISKA: Uh huuuuuuuuh.

VRISKA: ::::)

VRISKA: Is this dum8 movie over yet?

LATULA: your3 w4tch1n 1t too!!!!

VRISKA: Fine! I'm watching it a little. 8arely. -May8e kind of leans into her as much as she can from whatever position they're in-

VRISKA: -May8e goes for...holding her hand.-

LATULA: m4n th1s 1s l1k3 my whol3 l1f3z story.

LATULA: 1tz 4ll l3g1t too 1 m34n 3v3n 1f th3 fx sux.

LATULA: 1 m34n 4lr1ght 1t w4s W4Y kn4rl13r 1n p3rson but th3 sc3n3z com1n wh3r3 1 tot4lly br34k th1s dud3z f4c3 w1th my bo4rd.

LATULA: th3y k1nd4 us3d l1k3 corn syrup 4nd j3lly???

LATULA: th3 gr4p3 k1nd 4nd sh1t.

VRISKA: Did you seriously ever do that? 8r8k someone's face with your 8oard?

LATULA: h4h4 Y34H.

LATULA: fuck3r h4d 1t com1ng dud3.

LATULA: just R4N R1GHT OV3R H1M.

VRISKA: Shit, no way!

LATULA: h4h4 wh4t you th1nk 1m fuck1n SOFT or som3 sh1t??? h3 w4s try1n4 g1v3 m3 som3 3lbow wh3n w3 w3r3 do1n our h4lfp1p3 tog3th3r!!! 1 m34n 1t w4s k1nd4 4n 4cc1d3nt 4nd h3s 4 w4d3r 4nyw4yz so 1tz not l1k3 h3 k1ll3d m3 but h3 tot4lly f3ll off b4l4nc3 so 1 just.

LATULA: B4M.

LATULA: r1ght on topp4 h1m.

VRISKA: That's really fucking 8adass, Pyrope!

LATULA: 1t w4s gross 4s sh1t dud3!!!

LATULA: 1t w4s 4 fuck1n F14SCO.

VRISKA: 8ut you just smashed someone's face in!!!!!!!!

LATULA: uh huh 4ND 1 wr3ck3d my bo4rd 4ND my r3p cuz of 1t!!!

LATULA: 1t w4s th3 fuck1n P1TZ com1ng b4ck from th4t on3 cuz 3v3ryon3 thought 1 w4s do1n 1t on purpos3.

LATULA: h3 w4s just b31n 4 fuck1n chump4ss g3tt1n 1n my w4y!!!

VRISKA: W8 I thought you DID do it on purpose.

LATULA: uh no 1 S41D 1t w4s 4n 4cc1d3nt!

VRISKA: Oh! Still 8adass though.

LATULA: 1 m34n 1 m4yb3 k1nd4 M34NT 1t but 1 d1dnt M34N 1T m34n 1t you know?

LATULA: m4n you 3v3r g3t th4t sort4 s1tch wh3r3 you know youd fuck som3on3 up 4nd you 41nt 3v3n sorry 1f 1t WOULD h4pp3n but th3n 1t do3s 4nd your3 l1k3 wo4h dud3 m4yb3 1d4 just slugg3d you w1th 4 fuck1n bottl3 or som3 sh1t 1f 1 R34LLY m34nt 1t cuz 1m 4 prof3sh 4nd 1 dont ru1n showz.

LATULA: wow sh1t th4t got 4w4y frmo m3 w4y 4t th3 3nd th3r3.

LATULA: but you know.

LATULA: th3 fuck1n th1ng wh3r3 3v3ryon3z just ON YOUR 4SS.

VRISKA: Yeah, I get it. It's annoying as shit. Like everyone expects you to 8e perfect ALL the time. 8ut sometimes your explan8tions ain't what they wanna hear, even if they're perfectly VALID.

LATULA: ugh R1GHT??? 4nd 1m fuck1n. p3opl3 w3r3 W4TCH1N m3.

LATULA: 4ll th3 t1m3.

VRISKA: See when people are watching you all the time, even when you want them to. They're just W8TING to see you fuck up.

VRISKA: And so you have to 8e all, screw them. What the fuck do they know?

VRISKA: Nothing.

LATULA: -L4tul4 sort of r3l4x3s 4 l1ttl3.-

LATULA: y34h.

LATULA: Y34H.

LATULA: m4n fuck th4t sh1t.

LATULA: how m4ny sw33pz just TRY1N4 b3 th31r b3st g1rl ugh.

LATULA: th3y dont 4ppr3c14t3 sh1t.

LATULA: >8[

VRISKA: Fuck that shit. Fuck them. They don't know what they're missing.

LATULA: you 4r3 SO r1ght.

VRISKA: Of course I am! I know these things.

LATULA: pshh! y34h w3ll 1 41nt s4y1n you DONT.

LATULA: but 1tz not l1k3 youv3 b33n t3ll1n m3 th3 whol3 d34l n31th3r.

VRISKA: -She glances over at her.- What do you mean?

LATULA: cmooon b4b3z. 1 KNOW th3r3z som3 sh1t th4t w3nt down.

VRISKA: -She's silent for a second.- Which shit are you referring to? Like I'll give you the deets if you tell me what you're talking a8out.

LATULA: yknow fuckf4c3??? w1th th3 r3mot3?

VRISKA: Oh.

VRISKA: That.

VRISKA: Yeah, it was a stupid thing.

VRISKA: Ok so like. I used to 8e a captain of a ship, right?

LATULA: psh w3ll you c4n m4k3 1t sound R4D 1f you w4nn4 1m l1st3n1n 31th3r w4y.

VRISKA: -She snorts.- Ok, so like, when I left Europa, I needed a crew. And I needed a ship.

VRISKA: 8ut no one was gonna trust a kid.

LATULA: -Sh3 s1ts up 4 l1ttl3, look1ng 4t h3r.-

VRISKA: To lead them or 8e their captain. So I had to kind of make them trust me. So I did!

LATULA: y34h???

VRISKA: I made them trust me. We hijacked a small ship, we flew into space and did raids for like a sweep. Invigorating stuff! If you could have seen all the stuff we did, if you just took a LOOK at the treasure room we had........It was such a ride!

LATULA: wo4h dud3 l1k3. HOW though???

VRISKA: How what?

LATULA: howd you M4K3 3m???

LATULA: 1dk how p1r4t3 cr3d workz or wh4t3vz.

LATULA: d1d you k1ll th3 b1gg3st dud3?

LATULA: do som3 qu1p du3l1ng or wh4t3vz?

VRISKA: No this is just. My thing.

VRISKA: I can make people do stuff. Especially if they don't know what's good for them. I'm the one that has to help out a little.

VRISKA: My whole responsi8ility with these a8ilities.

LATULA: -QU3ST1ON M4RKS-

LATULA: uh?

LATULA: th4tz l1k3.

LATULA: br41n sh1t?

VRISKA: 8asically.

VRISKA: 8rain shit.

LATULA: so you just h4ck3d 3m.

VRISKA: Yeah! That's what I did.

LATULA: 4nd th3y w3r3 just cool w1th th4t or wh4t?

LATULA: -Sh3 s1ts up, st1ll l1st3n1ng to h3r, oh sh1t, sh3's do1ng h3r R34L T4LK s1tt1ng pos1t1on.-

VRISKA: I don't know. They should have 8een. -She also sits up.- It was a pretty cool opportunity?

VRISKA: Ok I get it sucked!

VRISKA: I get it was a shitty thing to do now 8ut that's in the past it doesn't matter anymore.

VRISKA: 8ut anyway.

VRISKA: This one time we were on Alternia, right? And we were departing and I made a call that wasn't........well, I made a lot of mistakes that I don't MAKE anymore.

VRISKA: Needless to say we crashed, and I was the only survivor. Or so I thought.

LATULA: wo4h wo4h wo4h.

LATULA: r3w1nd.

LATULA: F1RST Q.

LATULA: who th3 4ctu4l fuck 1S th4t fuckf4c3.

LATULA: r1ght???

VRISKA: The guy with the remote?

LATULA: y34h!

VRISKA: Some scientist doctor guy I just kind of stole from the Alternian military.

VRISKA: He was visiting Europa I guess? I don't know. I don't really care.

LATULA: dud3.

LATULA: -sh3 rolls h3r should3r 4 l1ttl3. th3 sh1t 1s 4 l1ttl3 comfort4bl3, but sh3 do3sn't r34lly w4nt to just stop l1st3n1ng to th3 story.- so l1k3. b4d d34l??? th3y shot y4 down?

VRISKA: He was the one survivor 8esides me. And he was 8ehind the whole stupid 88ing thing.

LATULA: psh. so r3v3ng3.

LATULA: 4ll 1m4 go fuck you up cuz my bulg3 f3ll off cuz of r4d14t1on or som3 sh1t.

VRISKA: Yeah, see? Soooooooo dum8.

VRISKA: So yeah. That's what happened.

LATULA: th1nk h3z com1n b4ck???

LATULA: 1 m34n probz not to wh4t3v3r 4ss b4ckw4rdz p4rt of th3 g4l4xy W3R3 1n but.

LATULA: y4nno.

VRISKA: Pretty sure he thinks I'm dead. 8ut 8n't no one a8le to take VRISKA SERKET down, you know what I mean? ::::)

LATULA: h4h4 y34h!!! p sur3 you w3r3 look1n FUCK1N W4ST3D 4ft3r th4t sh1t so 1f th4t 41nt gonn4 b3 wh4t k1llz you 1 41nt sur3 wh4t w1ll!

VRISKA: Yeah, the answer is nothing! 8ecause I'll just come 8ack!

LATULA: h4h4 r1ght on b4b3z!

VRISKA: -She grins at her.- So does that answer all of your questions?

LATULA: p much y34h.

LATULA: tbh th4t pl4c3 k1nd4 fuck3d m3 up yknow?

VRISKA: Yeah. You had crutches for a while.

VRISKA: I didn't MEAN to drag you into that. Or anyone.

LATULA: 1 k1nd4 dont f1g but l1k3.

LATULA: m4n.

LATULA: som3 fuck3rz 4r3 just ston3 cold.

VRISKA: Yeah, like that douche8ag.

VRISKA: I mean, at least no one got killed, right?

LATULA: h4h4!! y34h but l3tz NOT push our luck th3r3 b4b3z.

VRISKA: I'm not going to TRY and do that again. I can learn from my mistakes!

LATULA: h4h4 Y34H.

LATULA: 4nd 1m4 l34rn som3 sw33t k4r4t3 4ct1on to fuck1n OWN h1m 1f h3 tr13s th1s sh1t 4g41n!

VRISKA: Tell you what. We'll take him down together!

LATULA: h4h4 s1ck!!!

LATULA: 1m 1n!

VRISKA: Yeah????????

LATULA: Y34H.

LATULA: fuck 1t!

LATULA: g4lz gott4 st1ck tog3th3r!

VRISKA: You got that right! So it's settled. If he shows his ass again, we take him out for good.

LATULA: h3ll y34h!

LATULA: th3r3z only ON3 w4y to s34l 4 d34l l1k3 th4t.

LATULA: up top!

VRISKA: -she moves to give her a KILLER HIGH FIVE-

LATULA: -TH4T H1GH F1V3 1S K1LL3R, 1N TH4T 1T 1S PROB4BLY H4RD 3NOUGH TO K1LL SOM3ON3-

VRISKA: -Her EYES ARE WATERING 8UT SHE ACTS LIKE SHE CAN TAKE IT-

LATULA: ON3 MOR3 FOR GOOD LUCK!

LATULA: -B4M SH3 H1TS H3R H4ND B3FOR3 SH3 C4N 3V3N PUT 1T DOWN-

VRISKA: FUCK!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!! GREAT HANDSHAKE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! -crying-

VRISKA: HIGH FIVE*

LATULA: h4h4 1 know!!!!

LATULA: 1 c4n f33l 1t t1ngl3 FUCK.

LATULA: 1 could go for 4noth3r on3 3v3n!

VRISKA: LET'S NOT!

VRISKA: WOW!

LATULA: h4h4 f1n3 1ll s4v3 y4 on3 for l4t3z!

LATULA: -sh3 k1ss3s h3r p4lm, gr1nn1ng.-

VRISKA: You know for someone who supposedly has gr8 aim........

VRISKA: I think you missed there.

LATULA: wh444t?

LATULA: f1rst of 4ll 1v1 m3 4nd 1ll show you whoz got th3 r1ght 41m but s3cond of 4ll.

LATULA: wh4444t?

VRISKA: -She shrugs and then leans in to kiss Latula on the MOUTH.-

LATULA: -!!!

LATULA: !!!!

LATULA: ...

LATULA: !

VRISKA: See? You missed!

LATULA: hooly sh1t.

LATULA: um.

LATULA: wow.

VRISKA: -Leans 8ack- So is the movie done YET or what?

LATULA: oh y34h 1tz b33n don3 for l1k3 4n hour you w3r3 just lost 1n my 3y3z 1s 4ll.

VRISKA: Oh shut the fuck up. How am I supposed to tell the title menu from the rest of the movie?

LATULA: you probz c4nt wh3n your3 so busy b31n 1n lov3 w1th m3.

VRISKA: -She's rolling her eyes so damn hard right now.- You're crazy, Pyrope.

VRISKA: 8ut you know what? I'm actually pretty into it.

LATULA: h3h.

LATULA: h4h.

LATULA: r34lly?

VRISKA: Yeah, really. I'm not going to just say whatever 8ullshit comes to my head at this point.

VRISKA: -She glances over at Latula, her cheeks a little 8LUE-

LATULA: ok4y. 1m tot3z cool w1th th4t.

LATULA: 1 m34n.

LATULA: 1m p 1nto you.

VRISKA: -Now she can't resist smiling AT THIS WHAT THE HELL LATULA- Of course you are. That's kind of a given. :::;)

LATULA: pshh!!! 4lr1ght you fuck1n sm4rt4ss!

VRISKA: Hahahahahahahaha!

LATULA: -Sh3 just k1ss3s h3r 4g41n. Blush1ng 4 lot but who c4r3s shut up.-

VRISKA: -Everyone can just shut up 8ecause Vriska's kissing Latula 8ack.-

VRISKA: Wow, look who's the one in love with me? How the ta8les have done their dum8 stupid ta8ley things!

LATULA: !!! th3yr3 c4ll3d TURNT4BL3Z 4lr1ght!

LATULA: 4nd dj tul4 1s gonn4 school your 4ss!

VRISKA: Gonna have to see that for myself!

LATULA: th3 turn t4bl3z 4r3 M3T4PHOR1C4L n3rd!

VRISKA: I'm talking a8out the whole SCHOOLING thing!

LATULA: w3ll stfu 1tll h4pp3n!!!

VRISKA: -She shakes her head.- So how a8out I 8eat you at your own games?

VRISKA: -She gra8s the controller and hands latula's to hers 8efore just kind of scooting up against her-

LATULA: so how 4bout you l34rn to LOS3 l1k3 4 CHUMP?

VRISKA: -She snorts.- 8ring it on! -And they play into the night and Vriska has some legitimate fun for the first time in a while.-

VRISKA: -WITH A CUTE GIRL-

LATULA: -G3T R3KD N3RD-

[artifactualannihilation]

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling gnarlyCradz [GC] at 23:55 --

AA: hi latula :)

GC: uh

GC: wtf?

GC: 1 m34n H1 1 gu3ss but wh4t 4r3 you do1ng?

AA: i am messaging you!

AA: i thought it would probably be a good thing to do

AA: given our last conversation

GC: UH Y34H BUT 1f you r34d our L4ST conv3rs4t1on th3n l1k3.

GC: WTFZ go1ng on???

GC: do you got 4 v1rus 4g41n?

GC: why 4r3 you 4ct1n w31rd?

AA: well thats an interesting story

AA: but long story short im alive!

AA: i had some help and im here in my own body again!

GC: WH4T!!!!

GC: no fuck1n W4Y!

GC: NOP! 1 do nOT buy th1s sh1t!

GC: you got h4ck3d or som3th1n 1 b3t.

AA: what if i sent you a selfie

GC: uh bullsh1t cuz GHOSTZ C4NT SHOW UP ON C4M3R4!!!!

GC: RUL3 ON3 OF GHOSTS.

AA: im not a ghost anymore

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] sent file itsmelatula.jpg --

AA: see the sign i made saying its me latula

GC: WH4T!!!!

GC: WHY!

GC: HOW!

GC: WH4T!

GC: DUD3 NO.

GC: NO.

GC: WH4T?

AA: i know its pretty weird

AA: i havent been able to get ahold of mituna so maybe dont tell him yet!

GC: !!!!

GC: how though?

GC: S3R1OUSLY DUD3 1M FUCK1N FL1PP1NG OV3R H3R3.

GC: 4r3 you gonn4 l1k3.

GC: 4R3 YOU H3R3 TO CL41M YOUR R3V3NG3 OR WH4T3VZ?

GC: d1d you st34l 4 body?

GC: wh3r3z th4t robot?

AA: no this is my own body!

AA: i have no interest in revenge!

GC: ok4y but b4b3z.

AA: trust me it is not something i want to ever mess with again

GC: you w3r3 H3LL4 d34d3rz.

AA: i really was! i think that aptly describes my predicament :D

GC: 4ND NOW YOU 4R3NT 4ND 1M K1ND4 W1GG1N OUT.

GC: 1 m34n th4tz???

GC: PR3TTY GR34T BUT 4LSO PR3TTY FUCK1N FUCK3D L1K3.

GC: wh4tz TH1S s4y 4bout th3 h3r34ft3r?

AA: well it says that not everything is certain

AA: sometimes there are still spirits trapped here

AA: im not sure why i was one of them exactly

GC: prob4bly cuz of som3on3 work1n VOODOO.

GC: 1s th4t how your3 4l1v3?

GC: w4s 1t voodoo?

GC: you gott4 s4y 1f 1t w4s voodoo.

AA: im not completely sure actually

GC: so just on3 d4y your3 d34d 4nd th3n th3 n3xt.

GC: b4m?

GC: 4l1v3?

AA: well no there was a process involved

AA: and a risk

GC: ????

GC: 4 r1sk th4t 4myb3 you c4m3 b4ck 4s 4 S4T4N?

AA: i do not think i am a satan no

AA: or satan

AA: i dont feel like one!

GC: 4lr1ght 1ll SORT4 buy th4t for now.

GC: l1k3. 1m pr3tty gl4d?? you w3r3 CH1LL b4.

AA: im glad to hear it!

GC: y34h h3h.

GC: um.

GC: r1ght.

GC: so wh4t 4r3 you gonn4 do?

AA: go to didney world

AA: just kidding!

AA: i heard that place was terrible

AA: i could probably find a way to have fun there

GC: h4h4! 1 h4v3 NO 1d34 1 w4snt 3v3n p4y1n 4tt3nt1on wh3n w3 l4nd3d th3r3 LOL.

AA: i looked up some reviews out of curiosity a long time ago

GC: bruh you 4r3 t4lk1n 4bout d1dn3y world wh3n you d3f13d b31n d34d.

AA: is that allowed?

GC: UH 1tz mor3 just l1k3 K1ND4 W31RD th4t your3 b31n l1k3 "lol! norm4l sh1t!" wh3n w3r3 t4lk1n 4bout CR4ZY 4SS R3SURR3CT1ON MOJO.

AA: should i be more shocked

GC: 1dk M4YB3?

GC: 1 dunno wh4t you should b3 cuz th1s h4s n3v3r h4pp3n3d b3for3 3v3r!

AA: its certainly not anything ive ever heard of!

AA: but i think thats what makes it so cool

GC: h4h4! y43h um! 1 gu3ss so!

GC: so l1k3.

GC: do you r3m3mb3r 4ll your ghosty sh1t?

AA: yes i do!

AA: it is admittedly hard to forget

GC: l1k3... 3v3ryth1ng? 4nd 4lso th3 robot stuff?

GC: l1k3 d1d you r3m3mb3r F33L1N 4ll ghost?

AA: yes i remember all of it!

AA: i didnt understand what i understand now

GC: wh4tz th4t?

GC: d1d you st34l som3 nowl3dg3 from th3 cr4zy h3r34ft3r?

AA: yes

AA: everything i went through was necessary even though i couldnt see it

AA: it was all for the better

AA: there was a reason

GC: oh.

GC: 1 gu3ss.

GC: 1m st1ll gonn4 b3 l1k3.

GC: sorry?

GC: 3v3n though 1t tot4lly w4snt 4nyth1ng wrong cuz of r34sons.

AA: i appreciate it even if it is not necessary

AA: the sentiment is nice :p

GC: h4h4!!!! y34h!

GC: ok4y!

GC: gr34t!

GC: uh.

GC: so wh3n 4R3 you gonn4 t3ll tun3zy?

AA: whenever i can get ahold of him

AA: as soon as possible

GC: dud3 1 got no 1d34 wh4t h3z gonn4 th1ng.

GC: just l1k3.

GC: g1mm3 th3 h34dz up m4yb3?

GC: 1 w4nn4 m4k3 sur3 h3s 4lr1ght.

GC: wh3n 1t h4pz.

AA: of course

AA: you two are fairly close right?

GC: h3h.

GC: y34h uh!

GC: bout th4t!

GC: w3r3 S331N 34ch toh3r.

GC: p4l3w4yz.

AA: really? oh my god thats so great!

AA: you two are very cute

GC: w3ll uh.

GC: th4nkz.

GC: h3h.

GC: 1m gl4d th4t you 41nt d34d.

AA: i feel the same way

AA: i have some stuff to catch up on but hey

AA: maybe we can do something together sometime

GC: yy34h h4h4.

GC: m4yb3.

GC: 1d k1nd4 l1k3 th4t.

GC: good luck w1th b31n 4l1v3 4nd sh1t.

GC: >8P

AA: i would too!

AA: and thanks

AA: bye latula :)

[technologicgodot]

[07:48] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 19:48 --

[07:48] GC: do3s th1s guy th1nk h3s th3 B1G M4N or wh4t????

[08:41] TG: what guy are we talking about

[08:41] TG: biggie smalls

[08:41] TG: talls mcgee

[08:41] GC: th3 B1G M4N. th3 on3 wh4t H4SS TH3 ROCKZ.

[08:41] TG: oh damn i see where this is going

[08:42] TG: you dig my stuff

[08:42] GC: 1s TH4T WH4T YOU TH1NK b1g m4n????

[08:42] TG: you want me to sign stuff

[08:42] TG: just fyi its not even my actual signature its just gonna be a face

[08:42] GC: h4h4h4h4!!!!

[08:43] GC: you dont S1GN 1t do y4???

[08:43] TG: hate to disappoint but i also dont care

[08:43] TG: nope

[08:43] TG: i do not

[08:43] TG: what are you all hyped about

[08:43] TG: someone put too much caffeine in your aj or what

[08:43] GC: 4w no 1 dontz got th3 c3l3br1ty 4pprov3z 1 4m so s4d now.

[08:43] GC: >8'[

[08:44] TG: clean up that tear asap

[08:44] TG: dont get salt water involved

[08:44] TG: all up in here

[08:45] GC: 1tz g3tt1n 1tz s4lty b1z 4LL OV3R your sw33t k1ckz!

[08:47] TG: what if im not even wearing shoes right now

[08:47] TG: what if im hells of barefoot

[08:48] GC: 1m p sur3 your3 SUPPOS3D to b3 w34r1n sw33t k1ckz 4nd not b3 w4lk1n 4round l1k3 4 s4d orph4n w1th no on3 to cull h1m!!!!

[08:56] TG: no one to kill me

[08:57] GC: ????

[08:57] GC: uh no dump4ss!

[08:58] TG: wow youre morbid

[08:58] GC: 1tz CULL1NG j33z3!!!!

[08:58] GC: 1m from b3forus!

[09:00] TG: oh yeah your shits twisted there

[09:02] GC: tot4l cullb41t. >8p

[09:05] TG: yeah you guys should decide on a universal meaning or something cuz thats just confusing as shit

[09:06] GC: w3llz 1t PROBZ h4s som3th1n to do w1th 4lt3rnz th1nk1n w3 should b3 4ll B4TH3D 1N NUCL34R F1R3 OR WH4T3VZ! soz.

[09:11] TG: are you apologizing what is that

[09:12] GC: no wh4t 1m s4y1n 1s th3y 41nt 3x4ctly rush1n to wr1t3 up 4 concord dumb4ss >:p

[09:12] GC: 1 3v3n took off my gogz to g1v3 you th3 r34lt4lkz!

[09:12] TG: oh god not the gogz

[09:12] GC: >8]

[09:13] GC: th3yr3 B4CK ON!

[09:14] TG: too late you already removed them and ruined everything

[09:14] GC: n4w b4b3z th4t 41NT how 1t go3z.

[09:15] TG: you sure about that

[09:16] GC: trust m3 1 KNOW wh4tz go1n down!

[09:17] TG: i feel like you dont and youre pretending you do

[09:18] GC: 1 f33l l1k3 you dont know BUTTZ bro.

[09:19] TG: i feel like you underestimate my knowledge of buttz

[09:19] GC: psh y34h R1GHT. you gotz l1k3.

[09:19] GC: h4lf 4 butt.

[09:20] TG: you havent even seen a real butt until youve seen mine

[09:20] TG: wait what the fuck are we talking about

[09:21] GC: how you 41nt got NOTH1N on m3!

[09:29] TG: bold claims

[09:29] TG: is this some kind of fail trolling attempt

[09:30] GC: n4w 1tz just H3LL4 SK1LLZ.

[09:30] TG: what skills

[09:30] GC: th3 sk1llz wh4t P4Y TH3 B1LLZ.

[09:31] TG: except im not seeing yours so

[09:31] TG: overdue notices up the wazoo

[09:35] GC: th4tz probz just YOUR st4t3m3nt.

[09:35] GC: 4ll POZ3RL1K3.

[09:35] TG: did you just call me a poser

[09:35] TG: what fuckin year is this

[09:36] GC: 1tz th3 y34r of YOUR OWN4G3!

[09:37] TG: how outdated are you

[09:39] GC: 1m so fr3sh 1m pr3d1ct1n th3 FUTUR3!

[09:39] TG: ok who are you anyway

[09:40] GC: n4m3z tul3z!

[09:40] GC: L4TUL3Z PYROP3!

[09:40] TG: latulez pyrope huh

[09:40] TG: doesnt ring a bell

[09:40] TG: no wait a second

[09:41] TG: oh man youre the one that got hit in the head with a bottle or something at an expo right

[09:41] GC: >8|

[09:41] TG: thats a yes

[09:41] TG: damn

[09:41] GC: m4n why dyou gott4 r3m3mb3r th3 ON3 uncool th1ng th4t h4pp3n3d th3r3.

[09:41] TG: i dont know anything else about it i didnt look into that shit

[09:41] TG: but when you see topics trending its like

[09:42] TG: oh now im gonna look

[09:42] TG: its right in front of my face

[09:43] GC: w3ll Y34H m4yb3 th4t ON3 th1ng h4pp3n3d.

[09:43] GC: p L4M3.

[09:43] GC: but 1t tot3z h4pp3n3d.

[09:45] TG: yeah thats all i know about it

[09:48] GC: wh4t3vz som3 l4m3br41n tr13d to donk my l1ghtz out but scr3w3d 1t up 4nd got chuck3d 1nto sp4c3 by 4 hors3.

[09:48] GC: no b1g.

[09:52] TG: chucked into space by a horse huh

[09:52] TG: man cant believe i missed that

[09:53] GC: 1 w4s tot3z knock3d out though 4ll br41nd1zzy 4nd sh1z.

[09:54] TG: whats that like

[09:54] TG: just kidding i know

[09:54] GC: 1t w4s L4444M3.

[09:55] TG: that lame huh

[09:56] GC: so l4m3.

[09:56] GC: m3g4 l4m3.

[09:56] GC: four hundr3d 4nd th1rt33n 1nd1lut3d L4M3Z.

[09:57] TG: well fuck we are balls deep in the lame arent we

[09:58] GC: >8[

[09:58] GC: so d33p 1tz th3 D33P1ST l4m3b4llz p1t.

[10:00] TG: hope you brought a shovel

[10:16] GC: 1 brought m3 4 tr3nch shov3l cuz th4tz wh3r3 w3r3 dug down 1nto!!!!

[10:18] TG: were entrenched motherfucker

[10:29] GC: oh y34h btdubz who 4r3 you????

[10:38] TG: the names stiller

[10:38] TG: or dave

[10:38] TG: dave works

[10:42] GC: sup d4v3 st1ll3r!

[10:42] TG: yep thats my name

[10:46] GC: th4tz k1nd4 4 dork4ss n4m3 tbh.

[10:47] TG: what and latules pyrope isnt

[10:47] GC: L4TUL4 4ctu4lly. wh1ch 1s probz th3 b3st n4m3 3V3R.

[10:47] TG: latula spatula?

[10:48] GC: l4tul4 K1CK4SS!

[10:53] TG: what

[10:57] GC: l4tul3z TH3 R4DD3ST TH1NG ON TWO L3GZ!

[11:07] TG: so you do have two legs

[11:08] TG: and not like one

[11:08] TG: or six

[11:08] GC: th4t d3p3ndz.

[11:08] GC: 1f by 'l3gz' you m34n 'SW33T MOV3Z' th3n 1 got 4 B1LL1ON.

[11:09] TG: no i meant legs

[11:11] GC: 1f by l3gz you m34n 4W3SOM3 SPONSORSH1P D34LZ 1 got l1k3 FORTY.

[11:12] TG: no i meant legs

[11:12] GC: 1f by l3gz you m34n SK4T3BO4RDZ W1TH MY F4C3 ON 3M 4t l34st FOUR HUNDR3D!!!!

[11:13] TG: no i meant legs

[11:13] GC: 1f by l3gz you m34n K1CK1N R4D FL3SHT4NGL3Z wh4t l3t m3 DO 4LL MY SW33T STUNTZ

[11:13] GC: 1 got TWO OF THOS3 B4D GRLZ R1GHT H3R3.

[11:15] TG: yeah thats what i meant

[12:55] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] ceased pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 00:55 --

[12:55] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[artifactualannihilation]

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling gnarlyCradz [GC] at 19:36 --

GC: H3Y!!!!

GC: grlTYP3Z.

GC: w3 got M4D B33FZ TO D1SCUSS L3G1T R1GHT NOW.

AA: oh uh hi

GC: Y34H YOUR3 GONN4 H1 1T UP W1TH M3!!!

GC: w3r3 bout to M4K3 WORDZ H4PP3N cuz.

GC: DUD3.

GC: dud3.

GC: dud3 th3 FUCK.

AA: is this about mituna

GC: Y34H 1tz 4bout tun4z!

GC: 4nd 1tz 4bout your W31RD BULLM4L4RKY SH1Z TH4T YOUR3 DO1N

AA: i already feel really bad about it

GC: oh SH1Z w3ll SUR3 f33l1n B4DZ wh4tz gonn4 m4k3 th1s NOT 4 FUCK1N R1G4M4ROL3 4m1r1t3????

AA: i am not sure what youre saying exactly but yes i know

GC: W3LL WH4T TH3 H3LL!!!!

AA: please take care of him

GC: wh4t th3 fuck do3s TH4T m34n????

GC: 1m try1n to but h3s fuck1n m1s3r4bl3 4nd th1s sh1t

GC: wh4t th3 fuck!!

AA: it means i messed up and i cant do anything about it right now because the damage has been done

GC: 1 4M GONN4 FUCK1N SCR34M OH MY GOD

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 19:46 --

[artifactualannihilation]

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling gnarlyCradz [GC] at 22:13 --

[10:13] AA: hi latula! we met briefly at the pool the other day

[10:13] AA: or maybe it was last week...

[10:13] AA: you may not remember me

[10:13] AA: my names aradia

[10:13] GC: w3llz 1m psur3 th4t you r3m3mb3r m3!!!!

[10:13] GC: 1 got p33pz knock1n down my doorz 4ll ov3r town.

[10:13] AA: oh wow! yes you are very popular

[10:14] GC: m-tunz told m3 your n4m3 b3for3!!!

[10:14] AA: hopefully they are not also committing arson

[10:14] AA: oh cool!

[10:14] AA: yes he said you gave us tickets to your show

[10:14] AA: and i wanted to say thanks for that!

[10:15] GC: b4b3z PLZ th4tz som3 str41ght V1P sh1z!!!!

[10:15] GC: gotz to h4v3 th3 r34l l3g1t p33pz 1n th3 crowd or 3ls3 r4d1g4lz just gonn4 b3 str41ght up COMPROM1Z3D yo.

[10:16] AA: oh right!

[10:16] AA: well thats kind of you to think of us as legit!

[10:16] AA: i dont know if anyone has ever used that word to describe me before but i will take it!

[10:18] GC: w3ll 1f tun3z s4yz your 4lr1ght th3n th4tz f1n3 by m3 s1styp3z.

[10:18] GC: plus us grrrrrrrrlzzzzz w3 gotz to st1ck tog3th3r!!!!

[10:18] GC: th4tz just F4CT.

[10:18] AA: oh of course!

[10:18] AA: i like that idea!

[10:19] AA: it is much easier to stick together for humans when they are deceasesd

[10:19] AA: deceased*

[10:19] AA: and buried in the ground next to each other

[10:19] GC: >8?

[10:19] GC: 4r3 you t4lk1n 4bout d34d hum4nz b4b3?

[10:19] AA: yeah!

[10:20] GC: b4b3z.

[10:20] GC: 1m gonn4 l3v3l w1th y4.

[10:20] GC: m3.

[10:21] GC: 1v3 got th3 S1CK3ST 41R 4round th4t th3m p33pz s1x f33t und3r 4r3 mor3 l1k3. s1x M1L3Z und3r.

[10:21] AA: are you saying you perform better with dead people around?

[10:21] AA: because that applies to me!

[10:22] AA: when i am exploring or digging in excavation sites

[10:23] GC: 1 b3t my mov3z would m4k3 3m jump out of th31r gr4v3z!!!!

[10:23] AA: i would like to test that!

[10:24] GC: w3llz you gotz to s33 for yours3lf wh3n 1t h4ppz grlfrnd!!!!

[10:25] AA: ok i will be sure to be there!

[10:25] AA: as long as you let me know

[10:25] AA: just mention corpses and i am there!

[10:25] GC: 1m... not gonn4 b3 t4lk1n 4bout corps3s b4b3.

[10:26] AA: oh

[10:26] AA: right

[10:26] AA: hahaha :)

[10:26] GC: wh4t 1 w1ll b3 do1n 1s T34R1N 1T UP 4nd THR4SH1N 1T DOWN 4nd 3sc4p1n to pmuch 3V3RY 4NGL3 4V41L4BL3!!!!

[10:27] AA: what methods do you prefer using to tear up?

[10:27] GC: sw33t mov3z.

[10:27] GC: duh.

[10:28] AA: what kind of moves

[10:30] GC: SW33T on3z!!!!

[10:30] GC: sh33sh!

[10:32] AA: oh sorry

[10:32] AA: uh

[10:32] AA: i guess what are you using to do the sweet moves

[10:33] AA: or are you just dancing

[10:34] GC: 1v3 got 4 four wh33l3d d3v1c3 yo!!!! dud3 you 4r3 go1ng to h4v3 to s33 wh4t 1 c4n do w1th th1s th1ng!

[10:39] AA: like a skateboard?

[10:39] AA: mituna loves skateboarding

[10:39] GC: y34h 1tz 4 sc4t3b4ord!

[10:39] AA: oh!!

[10:40] AA: he tried to teach me

[10:40] AA: i am not so good

[10:41] GC: 1tz 4 st4t3 of b4l4nc3 g4lp4l. you just gotz to KNOW YOUR ZON3!!!!

[10:41] GC: th4tz 4 tr4d3m4rk3d phr4z3 btdubz.

[10:41] GC: 4nyw4yz you just gotz to b3 l1k3 m3 4nd your3 gonn4 show thos3 dumb4ss boyz wh4tz for!

[10:43] AA: hahaha well i dont think skateboarding is really my thing

[10:47] GC: n4w but k1ck1n boyz buttz 1s pmuch 3v3ry grlz th1ng d33p down yo!

[10:48] AA: i think my thing is doing what i like to do

[10:48] AA: and exploring and going on adventures

[10:49] GC: pshy34h but 1tz b31n sw33t 4nd fly wh1l3z do1n 1t duh!

[10:51] AA: i get pretty dirty

[10:51] AA: and i have some nasty scars

[10:51] AA: and scrapes

[10:52] GC: th4tz l1k3 gn4rly 4s sh1t dud3!!!!

[10:53] GC: dud3 you g3t m4ul3d by 4 sh4rk.

[10:54] AA: no i just fell a bunch of times

[10:54] GC: 4r3 th3r3 dr4gonz????

[10:55] AA: you and mituna just asked me that at the same time

[10:56] GC: w3llz H3 just told M3 th4t th3r3 4r3 no dr4gonz.

[10:56] GC: >:[

[10:56] GC: 1 w3nt 4nd took my gogz off.

[10:56] GC: l1k3.

[10:57] GC: R34L p3rturb3d.

[10:57] GC: th4t sh1tz m3ss3d up.

[10:57] GC: >:'[

[10:57] GC: W41T.

[10:57] GC: WH4T 1F TH3 DR4GONZ 4R3 D34D GRLTYP3Z????

[10:57] GC: th4tz l1k3 4 str41ght up sc13nt1f1c poss1b1l1ty!!!!

[10:59] AA: wait are you saying that the dragons are dead girls

[10:59] GC: w41t wh4t?

[10:59] GC: no 1 m34n!

[10:59] GC: th3r3 m1ght b3 D34D DR4GONZ 1n th3 tombz!

[10:59] GC: duh!

[11:00] AA: oh!

[11:00] AA: i have found some reptilian like bones

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] is now an idle chum! --

[11:29] GC: y34h but wh4t k1nd of r3pt1l3z!!!!

[11:29] GC: 1 m34n 4r3 w3 just t4lk1n l1z4rdz.

[11:29] GC: l1z4rdzzzzzz.

[11:33] AA: i mean they are like

[11:34] AA: pretty big reptiles!

[11:34] GC: do th3y h4v3 w1ng4l1ngz???

[11:34] AA: wingalingz

[11:34] AA: what is a wingalingz

[11:35] GC: you know!

[11:35] GC: b4ckfl4ppy d34l13z!

[11:35] AA: oh wings!

[11:35] AA: its hard to tell i dont usually find all of their pieces

[11:38] GC: do you 3v3r g3t 4ny of th3 bon3z???

[11:38] GC: or 4r3 you 4llz l1k3.

[11:38] GC: 1T B3LONGS 1N 4 MUS3UM!

[11:38] AA: well a lot of my work means i have to send it in for further research but a lot of it i like to study myself

[11:38] AA: so yes i do keep some of the bones :)

[11:39] GC: >8D s1ck!!!!

[11:39] GC: you m1ght h4v3 dr4gon bon3z r1ght now.

[11:39] GC: just th1nk 4bout 1t.

[11:42] AA: thats very possible!

[11:42] AA: was your lusus a dragon

[11:43] GC: m4yb3 sh3 w4s 4nd m4yb3 sh3 w4snt!!!!

[11:45] AA: oh ok! you dont have to tell me

[11:47] GC: th4tz 1n th3 p4st b4b3z.

[11:47] GC: 1 got my 3y3z on th3 pr1z3!

[11:48] AA: thats great!

[11:48] AA: thats an awesome way to look at things

[11:48] GC: pshy34h! how could l4tul4 pyrop3 do 4NYTH1NG but th3 most 4w3som3 w4y to do 1t!!!!

[11:49] AA: you are known for your skills!

[11:49] GC: th3 MOST sk1llz.

[11:50] GC: th4t 1n f4ct.

[11:50] GC: p4y th3 b1llz.

[11:50] AA: oh well that is useful!

[12:00] GC: psst 4r3 you 4nd tun4z m4k1ng hum4n b4bb13z r1ght now???

[12:01] AA: wait what???

[12:01] AA: i uh

[12:01] GC: hundr3dz of b4b3z!!!!

[12:02] AA: no? no uh

[12:02] GC: [01:01] T4: 50 M4NY 848135

[12:02] AA: did you know that a body decomposes four times as fast in water than it does on land

[12:02] GC: >8o

[12:02] GC: >8O

[12:03] GC: th3r3z th3 PROOFZ g4lp4l!

[12:04] AA: what

[12:04] GC: no turn1n b4ck now!

[12:04] AA: whats the proof i dont

[12:04] AA: uh

[12:05] GC: >8;]

[12:07] AA: im

[12:08] AA: sometimes bodies are covered in a wax its called adipocere and its a preservative on the inner organs!

[12:09] AA: ;)

[12:09] GC: y34h 4nd som3t1m3z bod13s do th3 n4st13s c4us3 th3y m4k3 SO M4NY B4B13Z TOG3TH3R!!!!

[12:10] AA: i

[12:10] AA: um

[12:11] AA: i mean technically every troll makes grubs together

[12:11] AA: right

[12:11] AA: hahaha

[12:11] AA: hahahahaha

[12:11] GC: h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4!!!!!

[12:11] AA: hahahahahahahahaha

[12:12] GC: you 4r3 l1k3 not 3v3n r34l grl!

[12:12] AA: i am pretty real

[12:12] GC: 1m psur3 th4t your3 l1k3 W4Y unr34l rn.

[12:12] AA: am i

[12:15] GC: 1m l4ugh1n my 4ss off so h4rd omg.

[12:15] AA: oh hahahaha

[12:16] AA: what am i doing

[12:17] GC: 1 dunno wh4t 4m 1 som3 k1nd4 s33r!

[12:17] AA: no i mean what am i doing that is making you laugh

[12:18] GC: b31n 4dorbz.

[12:19] AA: oh thanks!

[12:22] GC: >8]

[12:22] AA: you are really nice

[12:22] GC: mor3 l1k3 1m th3 b3st th1ng th4t w4lkz on two l3gz.

[12:22] AA: um sure!

[12:58] GC: h3y r4d g4l.

[12:59] GC: your m4t3spr1tz 4 cool dud3.

[12:59] GC: 4nd your 4 p lucky grl.

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 00:59 --

[o-positive-sensuality-blog]

[08:48] -- gaffeledCadillac [GC] began pestering gynecicArbitrator [GA] at 20:48 --

[08:48] GC: yoooooooooooooooooooooo!

[08:48] GA: Well, hey there.

[08:49] GA: Lo+ng time no+ see.

[08:50] GC: y3444444h, sry 4bout th4t.

[08:50] GC: sh1t got cr4y 4ft3r w3 d3c1d3d to h4ng.

[08:51] GA: Yeah, it certainly did.

[08:51] GC: u st1ll up 4 th4t?

[08:51] GA: Of co+urse!

[08:52] GC: sw333t. wh3r3 u 4t??

[08:53] GA: I'm in my respiteblo+ck right no+w.

[08:53] GC: k so wh3r3z th4t 4t? unl3ss u got som3pl4c3 3ls3 1n m1nd.

[08:55] GA: Yeah, it might be easier to+ just meet up elsewhere. Ho+w abo+ut the co+urt yard? I haven't go+tten a go+o+d lo+o+k o+utside yet.

[08:56] GC: o ok. sounds gud 2 m3. >8]

[08:56] GA: I'll see yo+u so+o+n, then.

[09:06] GC: *and with that Latula rolls on off to the court yard. She had been through there a couple times, shredding her board, but she knew that wasn't about to happen in her hangouts with porrim* *she arrives quickly and waits around for her hangout pal*

[09:20] GA: *Porrim arrives "fashionably late", nothing too unusual for her, but she doesn't keep Latula waiting too long. She greets her friend with a warm smile, waving to her as she closes the long gap between them* Hey.

[09:28] GC: *that loooooooooooong gap is indeed closed and latula, and latula smiles and gives porrim a bro nod* sup? *awkward.... but it works for now*

[09:32] GA: *lets out a little laugh at their awkward exchange. it really had been a while.* Ho+w's it been hanging?

[09:39] GC: *likes the sound of porrim tryin 2 b RAD and grins broadly* it's been hangin pretty chill. nm going on sidez getting a moirail and all that shiz. u?

[09:40] GA: *raises her brows in interest at that* No+thing as interesting as quadrant go+ssip. Who+ did yo+u ho+o+k up with?

[09:41] GC: *looks around sneakily then leans in* i got roxxorz 2 b my moirail. p much the raddest human, don't u agree? >8]

[09:45] GA: *lips curl into a smirk* Ro+xy? Really? *leans back, folding her arms across her chest* I must say, she is o+ne excellent lady. Yo+u two+ pale to+gether makes a lo+t o+f sense to+ me.

[09:49] GC: *waggles her eyebrows at porrim* i also mighta head something bout u 2 hookin up tempsiez.

[09:51] GA: Heh, she to+ld yo+u abo+ut that, huh? *taps her fingers to her cheek* ... What did she say?

[09:53] GC: nm. 'sides basically u bein a good lay, just not in those wordz. 'swat i got from it n e way.

[09:54] GC: seemed p kinky 2 me. >8[

[09:54] GC: *>8]

[09:58] GA: *laughs* Well, I'm glad she enjo+yed herself. She seemed a little nervo+us. I can't blame her. We had barely spo+ken befo+re that day... I was surprised she wanted to+ ho+o+k up like that, really.

[09:59] GC: hmmm... ya i guess i feel a lil outta the loop but i guess mayb she's experimenting around or something. idk rly. *shrugs* u talk 2 kankz lately?

[10:02] GA: Yeah, that seemed to+ be the case. *wrinkles her nose at the mention of Kankri and lets out a flat* Yes.

[10:03] GC: *smirks* i can only guess wut u gaiz talked about.

[10:10] GA: *ROLLS EYES* It was awful and I'm so+rry yo+u had to+ deal with him, to+o+.

[10:15] GC: *pfffft* it's nbd rly. when i heard wut happened i'm not 2 surprised. *SHRUGS trying to hide the fact that she is a lil bothered by the ordeal*

[10:22] GA: I was so+ upset with him. And he, predictably, didn't listen to+ a wo+rd I said like the jackass that he is. *sighs, folding her arms more tightly*

[10:27] GC: gaaaaah thats kankz 4 u. >8\ wut a lil shit. i wish there wuz a way 2 let him down easy so that he'd actually, u kno... listen.

[10:36] GA: Tell me abo+ut it. *glances off to the side* I sho+uld pro+bably be mo+re patient with him... But it's just so+ difficult when he's being an igno+ramus.

[10:45] GC: yeeeeeaaah i don't blame u 2 much. >8\

[10:45] GC: dunno how u even deal, grl.

[10:53] GA: I do+n't either, ho+nestly. *shakes her head* But eno+ugh abo+ut him. This is suppo+sed to+ be a fun o+uting.

[10:54] GC: rite!!!! .... wut u even do 4 fun these dayz 'sides layin my moirail.

[11:08] GA: *snorts* Lay o+ther peo+ple. What do+ yo+u think? *smirks*

[11:18] GC: ahhhh good ol' porrim. uurg i dont even kno. u wouldn't be up 4 a roll would u?

[11:19] GA: ... *gives Latula's skateboard a contemptuous look before looking back to her* ... I suppo+se I can give it ano+ther sho+t.

[11:30] GC: *tosses her skateboard down* *pulls out another, but doesn't expect this to go too well* >8] have at it!

[11:37] GA: *luckily for porrim she decided to wore pants today... as opposed to wearing a dress, that is, so this may only be mildly devastating. She swallows roughly as she gets her feet on the board and attempting to steady herself*

[11:42] GC: *good good* *latula steps on the other board and rolls ahead of her, going backwards*

[11:47] GA: *pouts at her. gee thanks for making it look so easy. after taking in a deep breath, she kicks off, veeery slowly rolling after Latula, only barely keeping her balance*

[11:48] GC: .... *grins mischieviously and starts rolling circles around porrim*

[11:52] GA: *shoots her a small glare, suddenly remembering how annoying Latula could be sometimes, but it was amusing at the same time* Ha ha, lo+o+k at yo+u. I'm so+ im-- *wobbles* Impressed.

[11:53] GC: u shuld b, cuz i'm certainly the most impressing chick here rite nao. *WINK* *made sure porrim could see the wink 'cause she tilted her glasses down*

[12:05] GA: *shakes her head as she laughs, wanting to reach over and give her a little punch, but doesn't dare* Ho+nestly. Ho+w do+ yo+u even keep yo+urself upright o+n these things...

[12:14] GC: HAH its not THAT hard. u just gotta kno wut ur doin. that and not b such a n00b. >8]

[12:22] GA: Heh. Of co+urse. Silly me. *showing off wasn't usually her thing, but she tried to pick up the pace a little, and for a short while it was sucessful* Oh, I think I'm getting the hang o+f i-- Oh shit! *loses her balance and tips forward, tumbling right off onto her beautiful, beautiful face*

[12:24] GC: *o shit* pormz u ok?? *rolls back over to her and leans down to poor beautiful injured porrim*

[12:28] GA: *not so gracefully sits up, touching her sore nose, pulling her hand back to reveal that she was indeed bleeding jade.* Damn... That was ro+ugh.

[12:30] GC: grrrl that is NOT how u board. >8\ *pats her back* ur not hurt anywhere else r u?

[12:33] GA: *inspects herself quickly* No+, I do+n't think so+.

[12:35] GC: k mayb we shouldnt do n e moar boarding, u kno... just in case. *doesn't want porrim to break more of her face*

[12:37] GA: *nobody wants that* Yeah, go+o+d plan. *gets up on her feet, wiping away the blood on her nose with her forearm*

[12:43] GC: *wonders if she should ask porrim what she'd wanna do next but has a feeling there's only one thing porrim would have in mind* hrrrm... *ponders having porrim play video games but has a feeling she'd completely blow at those too, which could be funny buuuuut....*

[12:49] GA: Hrm? *looks over at her expectantly* Any o+ther fun things o+n yo+ur mind? *smirks, pulling her arm away to see that she's still bleeding quite a bit* Maybe I sho+uld get go+ing. So+ I can get this fixed up.

[12:52] GC: o r u sure? >8? *ngl she's a little disappointed*

[12:53] GA: Heh. Do+n't lo+o+k so+ disappo+inted, Latula. We can hang o+ut again so+o+n... Unless yo+u want to+ co+me help me with this.

[12:54] GC: yeaaaah i rly think i should. sux to leave a grl hanging and all that. letz get u 2 ur room then!

[12:54] GA: Alright. *smiles* Thanks. *picks up the board that betrayed her and starts to head back inside*

[12:56] GC: *LE FOLLOW* sooo.. i guess that didn't go so bad, injuries aside.

[12:57] GA: *laughs* Yeah, I'd even go+ as far as to+ say I'm impro+ving.

[01:09] GC: maybe just a smidge. >8] *walkie walkie walkie*

[01:13] GA: *soon arrives at her room and heads on inside, making a bee line for her bathroom*

[01:15] GC: *rides that bee line, and sits on her toiletwhatevertrollscallitidontknowrightnowimtootired*

[01:17] GA: *washes away the blood as Latula pops a squat on the LOAD GAPER* Ow... Damn, this really did a number o+n my no+se piercing. *frowns, trying to readjust it*

[01:03] GC: *peers over at Porrim and staares at her nose* damn grl, u didn't rip it did u?

[01:18] GA: *pulls the piercing out, sighing* Yeah, it's a bit ripped. I guess I'll just have to+ wait fo+r it to+ heal, o+r have so+meo+ne heal it fo+r me, and then pierce it again.

[01:24] GC: u sure u wuld want peepz 2 kno u cracked ur face trying 2 board? >8]

[01:30] GA: *rolls her eyes again, laughing softly* I do+n't care what peo+ple kno+w. I have no+thing to+ hide.

[01:42] GC: pfft i rly shoulda known. *shakes her head* well so long as ur ok it's all cool.

[02:03] GA: *smiles, a bit smug* I'm glad yo+u agree. *dabs away most of the blood with a wash cloth, but it continues to flow a bit, so she tilts her head forward with the cloth to her nose, waiting out the rest of the nosebleed. She speaks up, but of course sounds a bit muffled and nasaly* I bet I lo+o+k super attractive right no+w.

[02:05] GC: yah, super attractive and crazy metal!!! that's a plus 2 breaking ur face. u already got the piercings 4 it, now u got the blood 2.

[02:30] GA: Metal, huh? When yo+u put it that way, then yeah. I think that's a go+o+d lo+o+k fo+r me. *pulls the cloth away, but lightly dabs at her nose a couple times to confirm that the bleeding has stopped* So+, Latula, what sho+uld we do+ no+w?

[07:06] GC: hrrm.... that's a rly gud question considing the facts that there ain't a whole lot we both lyk doing. >8\

[07:15] GA: True. I can't imagine yo+u'd let me play dress up with yo+u. *grins*

[07:19] GC: *scoooowls* with the kinda things u wuld put me in, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.

[07:25] GA: Haha. Co+me o+n, where's yo+ur sense o+f adventure?

[07:38] GC: excuuuuuuuuuse me? u doubting my sensez???

[07:51] GA: *crosses her arms, staring down her nose a little at her* I'm beginning to+, yes.

[07:53] GC: fine. FINE. bring on the outfitz and letz c wut u think of then! >8[

[08:00] GA: *sets her bloodied cloth to the side, smirking as she leads the two of them out of the bathroom* Great! I can't wait to+ get started. *turns to walk backwards, inspecting Latula up and down, as if trying to figure out what to put her in* Hmmm.

[08:02] GC: ...... *doesn't look excited about this at all* *goes and sits down on... a chair or something*

[08:20] GA: *excitedly swishes over to her wardrobe, gathering up an array of different things for Latula. Part of her just wants to torture her and put her in the girliest outfit possible, but she decides to be a little nicer... if only this one time. She returns to her and shoves the clothes at her* Alright. Put these o+n.

[08:32] GC: ...... *stares at the clothes* *turns to go back into the bathroom and starts getting changed into this choice attire that porrim gave her that she's not soo keen on wearing

[08:42] GA: *with hands clasped before her, she waits outside the door as patiently as she can, and a wide smile appears on her face as Latula exists the room sporting a lacy red dress with a light leather jacket thrown over, coupled with black tights and red flats. She even threw in some nice fashionable shades for her. Mostly, she was just glad to see her in something more subdued and less eye searing* Wo+w

[08:42] GA: ! Yo+u lo+o+k stunning, if I do+ say so+ myself.

[08:50] GC: yeah this shits looks p great. *POSES* *putting a hand on her hip, and gives porrim a grin*

[09:02] GA: Yo+u sho+uld really let me dress yo+u up mo+re o+ften. *smirks* I kno+w what's go+o+d, let's be real.

[09:07] GC: yeaaaah well... i dont got time for this shiz usually.

[09:32] GA: Well, naturally. Which is why yo+u o+ught to+ let me take care o+f it. *shakes her head at herself, laughing a little* I'm really glad yo+u like it, tho+ugh.

[09:33] GC: ....*eyes porrim* u kno is it.. alrite if i keep it?

[09:38] GA: *brightens up even more at that* Of co+urse yo+u can.

[09:42] GC: thnx pormz!!! >8] n e way uh.. just a sec, i gotta get changed back. *LE TRAVELS BACK INTO BATHROOM for adventures in clothing changing*

[09:49] GA: *ah yes adventures in clothing changing, a sport often played within the confines of Porrim's living space*

[09:53] GC: *OH HO HO. and what a sport it is. comes back out in full rigor, glad to be back in her regular clothes, but feels pretty cool about these new ones. she'll totally have to show mituna later*

[09:53] GC: thnx a lot porrim. >8]

[09:58] GA: Anytime, Latula... And I mean that. *gives her a sincere smile* I've had a lo+t o+f fun to+day.

[09:58] GC: ya me 2, porrim! lyk, rly. *nods at her* i guess i outta get going 4 realzies.

[10:03] GA: Yeah, yo+u pro+bably o+ught to+. I need to+ see so+meo+ne abo+ut getting this fixed up. *taps her nose* I'll see yo+u aro+und then.

[10:04] GC: *nods* yeah u 2!! bye porrim. *gives her another wink before walking out of the block like a normal person before dropping her skateboard and rolling off*

[10:06] -- gynecicArbitrator [GA] ceased pestering gaffeledCadillac [GC] at 22:06 --