#with luck

[souptastical]

its a "drink an entire mickey of vodka & listen to the ATYD audiobook" kinda night✨️💫

[cla-oh]

The Portrait of Dorian Gray

AKA i didn't know what i was doing because i suck at painting.

[rookieforlife]

That’s because only one knows tactics.

[episomalvector-a]

I'm over 24 hours at this point.

I've tried to write but this is honestly me right now.

[i-am-not-a-dinner-roll]

ahem i have made many stupid uquizzes in my life, some of them are really bad, almost none of them are very accurate

Take

Your

Pick

Blind

:D

Tag someone too if you want! I’m gonna be totally transparent, i just want people to take my dumb quizzes bc i spent way too much time on them

[luthienebonyx]

Six sentences from the next story in the Aussie Coffee ‘verse:

Brienne found him just hoisting himself out of the water and onto the side of the pool. She stopped in the doorway without really intending to, just watching his muscles flex, his wet skin glisten in the morning light. When he turned his head and saw her there, and smiled, that warm, beautiful smile that lit up his face, Brienne felt as if her heart had stopped, as if she were frozen in place. Frozen, and yet so hot that she felt as if she were melting. 

Jaime hauled himself to his feet. He was wearing a pair of tiny black swimming trunks that somehow managed to draw more attention to the… shape of him than when he'd been in the pool stark naked their first night here.

~

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[flange5]

I AM BACK. I HAVE REPLIED TO THE FORTY (40) chats I couldn’t access, and now I disappear into a morass of freshman comp papers, of which I have TWENTY THREE (23) left to grade before tomorrow morning. 

I’m brewing coffee because sleep is not gonna happen.