#with spaghetti

[therealandian]

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Smells like bones.

[re-discover-communication]

Squid and mantis shrimp in spicy tomato sauce for tomorrow's lunch

[slugandthorn]

Disease of writing fan fiction and it descends in to game mechanics notes

[nistarot]

i need to make a comic about having intense hallucinations because frankly it is an absurd existence. the post about freddy being in your kitchen is all fun and games to YOU. to me it is a cautionary tale

[allthatglorywasted]

Someday, I will get the proportions of spaghetti right. Today is not that day. In other news, who wants to come to my house and have spaghetti?

[sniggleon]

REAL TALK CONVOS

[3:34:45 PM] cowbo beboops: that's another part of the identity crisis

[3:35:19 PM] cowbo beboops: it's REALLY DUMB that i should chalk myself up to tropes bc humans are complicated as fuck and if i learned anything from neon genesis evangelion it's that everyone sees a different side of u but it's all u

[3:35:36 PM] cowbo beboops: but i have times where i wear a banana suit and im immature as fuck and nerdy

[3:35:44 PM] cowbo beboops: basically 12 /SHOT

[3:36:03 PM] cowbo beboops: but then i swap out to motherly problem fixing super adult

[3:36:07 PM] cowbo beboops: and im like

[3:36:08 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: thats everyone though

[3:36:12 PM] cowbo beboops: which am I

[3:36:21 PM] cowbo beboops: i know im both

[3:36:26 PM] cowbo beboops: and i know everyone has lots and lots of sides

[3:36:27 PM] cowbo beboops: it'sjust

[3:36:39 PM] cowbo beboops: weird not having one to be like "yeah im like that"

[3:36:49 PM] cowbo beboops: instead of being like "im like that and that and that and that and that"

[3:36:56 PM] cowbo beboops: man human beings are 2deep4me

[3:37:08 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: idk I

default to sloth bc defining myself is too hard 8(

[3:37:26 PM] cowbo beboops: rIGHT

[3:37:32 PM] cowbo beboops: maybe i should just default to banana

[3:37:45 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: it'd simplify everything

[3:37:55 PM] cowbo beboops: ye

[3:37:58 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: ur a banana who is sometimes bananamom and sometimes bananaparty

[3:38:05 PM] cowbo beboops: and then depending on each side i have different goals??

[3:38:14 PM] cowbo beboops: fUCK ROFL

[3:38:42 PM] cowbo beboops: can i put that in my about me on tumblr like

[3:38:44 PM] cowbo beboops: goddamn LOL

[3:38:59 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: please LOL

[3:39:02 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: but yeah i mean

[3:39:11 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: LMAO YOU PUT IT ON SKYPE

[3:39:16 PM] cowbo beboops: like there's the me that wants to just ayyyy party and smoke weed and

[3:39:24 PM] cowbo beboops: not do anything ever

[3:39:39 PM] cowbo beboops: and then there's the part of me who's like maybe one day i'll write a book or do something important w/ life

[3:39:48 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: i feel you 8T

[3:39:58 PM] cowbo beboops: and then there's the part who's like no i wanna travel the world and be an explorer

[3:40:06 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: They always prepare you for like

[3:40:09 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: one hope n dream

[3:40:09 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: not like

[3:40:11 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: fifty

[3:40:13 PM] cowbo beboops: and the part who's like maybe i should join the peace corps and help people i like helping people

[3:40:13 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: I have like fifty

[3:40:16 PM] cowbo beboops: yEAH ME TOO

[3:40:20 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: this is why i sit in my underwear and tumblr

[3:40:21 PM] cowbo beboops: and it just frustrates me

[3:40:22 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: I can't even narrow it down man

[3:40:30 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: 8(

[3:40:36 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: why do you think I havent gone to school LOL;

[3:40:39 PM] cowbo beboops: because like i know a lot of people have the same problem where they're super undecided

[3:40:46 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: "but what if what I really want is something else and I waste a lot of money"

[3:40:53 PM] cowbo beboops: but like damn i cant even figure out what gender i am

[3:40:53 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: I decide on too many thing

[3:40:57 PM] cowbo beboops: i literally cant decide shit

[3:41:11 PM] cowbo beboops: aLSO YEAH I FEEL YOU

[3:41:14 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: we'll just make banana a gender until you settle |':

[3:41:22 PM] cowbo beboops: i am not ready to go to school bc idk what??? i want to do???

[3:41:26 PM] cowbo beboops: i only go bc my mom makes me

[3:41:39 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: -nod-

[3:41:40 PM] cowbo beboops: bc she's convinced i have to take steps to further myself in life

[3:41:41 PM] cowbo beboops: except

[3:41:50 PM] cowbo beboops: man i dont know where im furthering myself yet to

[3:41:55 PM] cowbo beboops: can i like stop and read a map first goddamn

[3:41:59 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: yeAH

[3:42:01 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: there are no maps

[3:42:05 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: none that make sense

[3:42:07 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: "can i se the road map"

[3:42:09 PM] cowbo beboops: right??

[3:42:13 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: "no we just have this map that's also covered in spaghetti"

[3:42:14 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: fuck

[3:42:20 PM] cowbo beboops: it's not even a map

[3:42:25 PM] cowbo beboops: we literally just have a bowl of spaghetti

[3:42:29 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: yeaH

[3:42:30 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: thats accurate

[3:42:32 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: o|---

[3:42:59 PM] cowbo beboops: im so afraid to go further bc what if i cant back track

[3:43:08 PM] cowbo beboops: what if i go into art and find i shouldve gone into geology

[3:43:12 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: ^^^^^ me

[3:43:27 PM] cowbo beboops: it's not like we have unlimited resources and time

[3:44:23 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: I want to draw I want to make movies I want to make games I wanna do makeup and costuming. I want to dig up dinosaur bones and study rocks. I want to learn about the sky I want to learn about physics. I want to fucking weld and build furniture. I want to fix cars and design dresses and write multi-book fantasty series.

[3:44:30 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: and I find it ALL EQUALLY AMAZINGLY PERFECTLY INTERESTING

[3:44:39 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: and if I could split myself and completely immerse myself in every sngle thing

[3:44:40 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: i would

[3:44:55 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: o|---

[3:48:14 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: being a person is fucking hard

[3:48:15 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: too many decisions

[3:48:26 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: how do people have things together?

[3:48:30 PM] Scotty[Dirt-Kun]: I literally don't understant 8(

[4:04:51 PM] cowbo beboops: i dont know either man

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