my blog dumb af

tellin u now

[mydeddyalabama]

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

[cosmovies]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[anxietyproblem]

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[unclefather]

@enbtrapta

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[thadeeliv]

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

[averagefairy]

you….. you what 

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[archiemcphee]

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[toastbutteregg]

me @ myself every single time

[outofcontextdnd]

“you capture some angry water in your waterskin”

“so it’s carbonated”

“it’s a la croix”

[untitled34800]

[doesnotloveyou]

me, picking up any superhero comic book 

[blackqueerblog]

this is a universe where people have superpowers and there are talking trees but this person thinks having a smart teenage girl is unrealistic ok

[finndeservesbetter]

A smart teenage BLACK girl

[lesbiantiana]

yes i’m an artist. yes i don’t know how to draw. we exist

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[woolay]