#with strangerz

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Server: So are you all friends? Family?

Chevie: These three are sisters.

Server: And who’s this?

Sister: This is my boyfriend.

Server: And this?

Other Sister: This is my husband.

Server: looks at me

Me: I’m going to die a spinster.

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Me, at a table full of strangers: First of all, I would absolutely sleep with my pastor.