#without fail every time

[gojoest]

is this the morning after we share the bliss or

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Okay, genuinely the first witchy/old wives’ tale thing that has ever freaked me out. The ring test on your hand to see how many babies and what genders. I did it three times and had my brother do it for me a fourth time and it’s the same answer every single time. I’m genuinely just staring at the answers like 😯.

[orphyd]

Maybe if I leave my game on before I leave to work and come home with it still on I’ll actually play it-

[sluttywonwoo]

onces are criminally feral and horny for those women at all times it’s so fucking funny to me

[sunnibits]

every single time I park my car I’m like oh god that must have been so bad I’m so disgusting. I’m such a joke. I’m an offense to the concept of parking. everyone is going to ridicule and throw stones at me for my horrendous parking abilities. and then every time I get out of the car and it’s perfectly straight and within the lines.

[chuuntarou]

i front, remember I have a spouse, and digitally run screaming towards them, but then get overwhelmed and put my computer in the microwave

[hostuntohimself]

when you’re home // in the heights

[daliastudy]

one downside to studying with instrumental music of your favourite songs is that instead of concentrating on your work, you’re singing the lyrics on your head.