Apr 23, 2021
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From the new 5e book Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything.
tcoe said gay wizard rights
I had this thought of one (or all) of the Wizards of the Black Circle walking in on me singing a really cheesy lovesong about them and when I notice them they just grin and say “Good to know I/we make you feel this way, hon.”
Happy Birthday Remus Lupin! May you spend the day with your furry of a husband
*phone rings*
“Hel- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE NOT MARRIED?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE DEAD?!?!?!?!”
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: pregnant dilf dom/stone service sub Characters: Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Trans Male Character, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Light Dom/sub, Crying, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Voyeurism, briefly implied infidelity, t4t, Disabled Character Summary:
What's a guy to do when he wants to get his boyfriend off, but his boyfriend is saving "exposing his forearms" for marriage? Get creative, that's what.
hey guys! enjoy my writing? interested in my OCs, perhaps? like the idea of a gentle trans dilf dom and his (also trans) older, traumatized, stone service sub boyfriend figuring out a creative way for everyone to have a good time? then boy do i have something for you!
The fucking storyline is already made and I just legit spent 1h deciding the major characters. All I need is a good fanfic writer and my pride & prejudice Wolfstar AU dreams'll come true
Like of course Elizabeth is Remus and Darcy is Sirius. James would be Bingly and Lily is Jane. REGULUS IS GEORGIANA DARCY! Fuck you if you disagree, Regulus as Georgiana would be perf. Peter preferably Fitzwilliam, but tbh I wouldn’t mind (in most parts) of him being Mr. Collins.
The reason Sirius doesn’t dance with girls is bcz he’s too gay. It’s also the reason why he’s cold to strangers, bcz if anybody was to actually figure it out somehow, his life could be ruined. He doesn’t return affections to the sickly daughter (Andy? Maybe Marlene?) or James’ sister (Narcissa as Louisa (Married to Lucius) and Bellatrix as Caroline)
The reason Remus doesn’t get the money is bcz he’s trans, so legally he can’t get the inheritance, bcz lbh that time was fucking crazy and bigoted. His parents though are pretty chill, and he’s hella bi, so his mom also wants him to marry a rich guy, bcz he won’t be actually able to run his own place, and it’s the only legal way he could get married and actually not live in a box after his parents die.
Maybe Petunia as Mary, bcz lbh, that’s a good fit bcz nobody cares about her.
Wickham, Mr. Collins/Fitzwilliam, Charlotte, and the rest of the Bennet sisters are what I’m stuck on rn tbh.
We need to be chill with (wickham) and Remus, but not too chill bcz of the whole shit that happens. Which is my main problem with Peter being Mr. Collins, bcz Remus/Peter is a bit too awkward for me.
WAIT Alice as Charlotte and Frank as Mr. Collins! It could work tbh. And no awkward Peter/Remus, I’m a bit more chill with Frank/Remus.
So only Wickham, Lydia, and Kitty left. Wickham could be Snape, but LBH, Snape isn’t attractive OR charming enough to be Wickham, though he’s a slimy asshole. But lbh, it’s probably our best bet with what we’ve got. He could be into Lily, and befriend Remus bcz we don’t want to puke halfway through this shit.
We still have Mary McDonald and Dorcas Meadows, so they could be Lydia and Kitty, respectively since I would puke less at the idea of Mary running away with Snape than (the very in love with girls) Dorcas.
I’m already in love with Pride and Prejudice Wolfstar AU, plz somebody write it, I’m too stressed to look for one rn. Like even if it’s Modern AU, just inject this straight into my veins plz.
It could be called something cheesy like PRIDE & prejudice. get it, PRIDE! I’ll let myself out