#wizard facts

[wizardsisananimal]

i got it all figured out.

[wizardfacts]

WIZARD FACT #4

Potions CAN be made effectively in the microwave

and they DO work just as well as expensive woodburning cauldron potions WITHOUT the cost

[truewizardfacts]

Top 10 potion ingredients;

Go!

10. table salt

9. rock salt

8. sea salt

7. mushroom gills

6. a news paper thats been sitting in the rain for too long

5. forbidden lava lamp juice

4. forbidden father's approval

3. a faerie's phone number

2. the essence of a text that goes like "adfhgsgsdfghsdfg"

and finally...

YOU

[sorcery-and-socialism]

Stardew Valley was really on to something wenn they decided the best way to trans your gender is by befriending the local wizard

[wizardsisananimal]

there was a wizard in the Tojan Horse #facts

[wizardsisananimal]

Big fan! Here is a burning question for the ages

Do Wizard have Teeth?

Or , alternatively, one tooth? Just a singular one?

wizards have teeth. plural.

[wizardsisananimal]

dont know if this question was asked yet but what type of animal is a wizard? (carnivore/vegetarian, prey/predator etc)

wizards are omnivorous caniforms and are opportunistic predators and foragers. while they can kill and eat other animals, utilizing electric shocks to stun prey, they often wander around scavenging and foraging things like bears and raccoons do. they can be found grazing at most anything in a field but when opportunity arises they will zap some small animal if they’re hungry and it gets close enough.

they have a robust digestive system so grazing, to wizards, in the modern age does include non food objects like branches, car tires, sidewalk furniture, whatever

[wizardsisananimal]

are wizards microwave safe?

the wizard will be fine