#wizard secret

[wizardonmain]

Alright, I'm tired of these secrets! I'm tired of lies! I'm revealing an ancient secret long kept by the wizard council.

Not a single wizard, none, can cast any form of teleportation spell. They don't exist. It's just time stopping spells repurposed with a little bit of flair.

We just walk everywhere man. I'm tired of this shit.

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #6

A wizard never reveals the true extent of his powers. Better to take credit for every coincidence. Keep them guessing

[eywizard]

WIZARD TIP #7

When the depression hits, it's okay to say you're running low on mana. Sometimes looking after yourself is as taxing as a good Fireball. Heavy lies the head that wears the pointy hat

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #27

A wizard is not just a male witch. It is a title earned, much like Dr. The appropriate abbreviation is Wz.

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #8

A wizard's power does not come from their wand, or their beard, or their books.

It comes from their chaotic energy

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #5

It is hard to accurately judge the age of a wizard. This is because a wizard must above all else have imagination - and to have a strong enough imagination to do wizard magic, they must be deeply connected connected to their inner child.

Also, the beards don't help.

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #9

Mirrors are very useful items - wizards use them for scrying, starting small fires, and checking the angle of their pointy hat

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #3

Although vendors will try to convince you that you Need that expensive wand or staff, a rhinestone decorated pencil works just as well.