Zalbo The Hungry

Wizard want food

[wizardonmain]

FUCK I SPILLED THE PLAGUE JUICE

[wizardonmain]

Someone asked me to brew them a "baja blast."

Did I do it right?

[wizardonmain]

Sometimes I think about Zalbo The Unpredictable and the 792 Englishmen and two goats he has locked in his catacombs

[bumblebear64]

[wizardonmain]

The wizard council has come for me. Just wait till they see my Skinkle, I'll be out in no time.

[wizardonmain]

Alright, I'm tired of these secrets! I'm tired of lies! I'm revealing an ancient secret long kept by the wizard council.

Not a single wizard, none, can cast any form of teleportation spell. They don't exist. It's just time stopping spells repurposed with a little bit of flair.

We just walk everywhere man. I'm tired of this shit.

[kits-extreme-autism]

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE

[wizardonmain]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL WIZZARD DAD!

[wizardonmain]

I cast hangnail that's too short to bite off but too long to ignore!

[wizardonmain]

Alright, I'm tired of these secrets! I'm tired of lies! I'm revealing an ancient secret long kept by the wizard council.

Not a single wizard, none, can cast any form of teleportation spell. They don't exist. It's just time stopping spells repurposed with a little bit of flair.

We just walk everywhere man. I'm tired of this shit.

[fishtrouts]

Ominous..

[color-picked-pride-flags]

[wizardonmain]

Adding "excellent corvid" to my compendium

[wizardonmain]

Once I perfect casting neon cock it's over for you fuckers