oooh it's the wizard

get out my spire

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

– Barbara Walker

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #11

Telling a wizard not to do something just makes them way more likely to try it, as they instinctively take it as a challenge

[otovx-deactivated20230605]

20’s French perfume bottle

[plasticblisss]

i’m the whole package baby: chaotic, neurotic, erotic

[pathologising]

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

[eywizard]

ooooo the wizard is back. sorry for abandoning the community these past few weeks. didn’t go on a cool quest, but I did watch a Lot of Star Trek so like, message me if you want to talk about either that or the usual wizard topics

[eywizard]

Can I ask about the 'Jesus was a wizard' post?

Yes

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #10

A high wizard is just a regular wizard on drugs

[eywizard]

Hello fellow wizards - this is an apology for being offline. I’ve been quite low on mana recently, and need to spend some time in my spire, polishing my staff and trying to write a long overdue translation of Anglo-Saxon poetry. But worry not! I’m receiving your spells, and will be back causing problems on purpose within weeks. Wizard on

[eywizard]

Jesus was a wizard. I will die on this hill

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #9

Mirrors are very useful items - wizards use them for scrying, starting small fires, and checking the angle of their pointy hat

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

I don't want a gender I just want to look like a vaguely disreputable wizard.

[eywizard]

WIZARD SECRET #8

A wizard's power does not come from their wand, or their beard, or their books.

It comes from their chaotic energy

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[eywizard]

WIZARD TIP #7

When the depression hits, it's okay to say you're running low on mana. Sometimes looking after yourself is as taxing as a good Fireball. Heavy lies the head that wears the pointy hat

[razlberry-deactivated20210221]

So for Science Reasons that may or may not be explained tomorrow depending, which name is preferred for a tavern/inn, The Peckish Pixie or the Olive Branch?

[eywizard]

Big fan of The Olive Branch myself

[poisonerspath]

Common Gorse- Ulex europaeus ☀️ common throughout Great Britain and parts of Europe becoming rarer the farther north you go. It is a spiny, evergreen shrub with yellow flowers, covering heaths and hillsides. Prior to Linnaeus it was called Broom and is thought to be the Scorpius of Theophrastus. It can be found in bloom nearly all year round. A powerful purgative alkaloid was discovered in its seeds by A.W Gerrard. A solar plant with its golden flowers and evergreen nature. It is associated with optimism and strength. It corresponds to elemental fire and is associated with the Celtic god Lugh (hid of light, inspiration and creativity). It is also used in folk magic I wind charms and weather spells.

#plantlore #traditionalherbalism #ethnobotany #planthistory #plantmagick #plantcorrespondences #herbmagic (at Edinburgh, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKHMVu8nqdF/?igshid=epnmqtqi542

[eywizard]

Have to add - it smells like coconut for some reason?