bit of a rare pair but might I request grian and wels? yes they have barely interacted. no that cannot stop me.
I feel like wels is a bottom ✋😌

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bit of a rare pair but might I request grian and wels? yes they have barely interacted. no that cannot stop me.
I feel like wels is a bottom ✋😌
For the saucy art, perhaps a flustered/hickey-ed wels or X? Or an hermit in lingerie?
Teehee
🐶 anon
bored so heres the top 10 hermits who asked to get pegged with no shame, top 10 hermits who would be too shy/nervous to ask n top 5 hermits who are getting asked
lets start with the shortest list:
stress
false
gem
cleo
pearl
theyre all doms/dom leaning switches <3 good for them n good for whoever decides to ask
top 10 hermits who shamelessly ask:
keralis
grian
zed
doc
bdubs
ren
tango
jevin
cub
hypno
they get pegged regularly thanks to their lack of shame <3
top 10 hermits who're too shy
wels
impulse
etho
iskall
joe
beef
xisuma
scar
xb
mumbo
u have to ask them if they wanna get pegged in order to get them to admit that they wanna get pegged <3
Oooo I love this list haha <3
how much hair do you think some of the guy hermits have? like mumbo having so much it could basically be considered fur versus grian being blondish so you can’t see it but can feel it.
and the hermits who have beards and oh my god *iskall*
As a big fan of hairy men,,,,,,,,,I have so many thoughtss
lfghlfhglsdhg;shgkfhfl I fucking love hairy chests, arms, legs, ummm 👀👀👀 and y'know
Hairiest folks, thick curly bears:
Iskall, xB, Joe (more of a hairy chest, less on the arms), Ren, Mumbo
Lots of hair, but not necessarily thick:
Keralis, Scar, Cub, Etho, Impulse, Bdubs,
Some hair, not that much:
Grian, Xisuma, Tango, Zed, Gem (I hc that she doesn't shave), Wels, Hypno
Today has been alot so I will instead brainrot over hermits and ovipositors.
Mmm hels and wels having ovis and starting a stupid pissing contest on who can fuck the most hermits full of eggs.
They decide the winners after a week or so and help everyone get them out for the count.
Idk who wins. If either. Just idk. I hurt alot and just want these two idiots being horny with eggs
At some point they miss count and realise they have to do it all again next week so they can figure out who can fill hermits with the most eggs 😌
bouncing off of my other ovi ask but with hermits i headcanon not to be bird like but most likely still have ovipositors, so komodo dragon!grian, komodo dragon n ghost!ariana griande, robot n komodo dragon!npg, sliverfish!wels, sliverfish n magma cube!hels, phantom!bdubs, black-waved flannel moth!pearl, southern flannel!moth!mumbo, doc, brown recluse!etho and post season 8 beef (who i usually hc as an ox but lets just imagine that the alien(?) thing in s8 messed up things beyond beef’s physical appearance <3)
grian, ariana n npg all just enjoy filling their partners with their eggs n see their stomachs swell up with them, they prolly like running their hands all over their partners stomach as well after laying their eggs in them <3 they also all take great pride about how bigger ppl’s stomachs get when filled w/ their eggs specifically cause their eggs are pretty big compared to most other ppl’s on the server, but because of that they dont end up laying too many eggs or else its too painful n it stops being fun
etho’s eggs are v small so he tends to not stop until his partner is stuffed to the absolute brim with several clutches of his eggs n is nice n full, he also gets v handsy n grabby after he’s done laying his eggs in someone so its often expected that he might end up going for another round even if he doesnt give them more eggs
beef’s definitely not used to laying eggs, seeing as hes an ox hybrid n (obviously) didnt have an ovipositor prior to s8, his eggs are definitely the second largest n he also tends to not lay that many eggs in ppl as well, not wanting to hurt anyone, he also tends to get v protective n handsy afterwards n often had to resist the urge to just keep fucking into them n lay more eggs into them
pearl n mumbo also lay v small eggs as well so they tend to not stop until their partner is absolutely full of them, hell they prolly still dont stop until the other is practically overflowing n is leaking out eggs
bdubs is v clingy n grabby after hes done filling someone up with his eggs n usually cant stop himself from filling someone up with a few more, he also seems like the type to eat someone out right after stuffing them full with his eggs just for extra sensitivity
doc gets clingy n territorial over his partner after he fills them with his eggs and often fills them up until they start crying from overstimulation
wels n hels tend to v bitey when they fill their partners up with their eggs, the sliverfish in them just yelling at them to claim them as their own personal place to dump their eggs in
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I feel silly for not realising that birds aren't the only animals that lay eggs, like nah-doi Kai haha
These are very interesting hcs. I might even draw a Phantom!Bdubs when I have free time :3
Also Beef trying to figure out his new anatomy is a fun concept
Also them all being different types of clingy and protective of their partner after they're full of their eggs <3
Morning, I'm only slightly hungover lmao. Even tho I'm no longer drunk now tho I'm still having thoughts about drunk hermits.... I've had the hc for awhile that Wels refuses to get drunk around the other hermits, not bc he has any issue with alcohol itself, but bc he's a fucking amorous drunk and there's a high chance that if he got drunk he'd wake up in someone else's bed/with someone else in his bed and he'd probably never be able to look them in the eyes again sgsfsgndjgj but one night maybe.... perhaps someone convinced him to loosen up a little or maybe the punch was spiked and Wels didn't realize that until he was already too tipsy to care, but either way Wels gets drunk and the hermits get to see a brand new side of him, he's all flirty and handsy and probably some of the hermits are placing bets on who he's gonna end up going home with, Scar is a strong contender bc the man's a Know Slut, Jevin is also high up in the bets bc he and Wels are close and there may or may not be some mutual pinning there (I'm personally leaning towards a scenario of like.... Wels wakes up the next morning and just kinda mentally "I definitely got drunk last night, that's bad. I'm in my own bed, that's good. I'm not alone, that's bad. It's Jevin, the guy I've been crushing on for who-knows-how-long, that's very bad. Oh void have mercy.")
- 😈 anon
Sorry for the late reply but this is great, I'm a big fan of the 'getting drunk and end up doing things I'd never have the guts to do when sober' trope <3
Also I love calling Scar a slut, like it's /pos but so funny to me XD
I don't much about Wels, since I don't watch his content but i'm imaging the whole "Oh fuck! What the hell did I do last night???"
been following silently for a while, but popping in just to say that i think helsknight has a MASSIVE feeding kink. i mean, the man owns a bar, he definitely loves feeding other people. evil xisuma is his most common target for the kinkier side of this, frequently being sat in helsknight's lap and hand fed various new recipes until he's so full he can barely move.
If he own's a bar, he definitely enjoys pouring drinks into his patrons mouths.
He would also enjoy cooking too, and then feeding it to Hels :3