#wmustarter

[wmustaceevans]

so super embarassing, i went to go to the supermarket today to buy some half off candy and the lady at the register judged me for how much i was leaving with. Like look, i get it 20+ bags of chocolate is excessive, but like, I'll still eat it.

[wmucody]

Never really understood what it was like to be 'embarrassed'. If you fall, you fall. If you say something rather out there... own it. That was my mindset. Until a fly decided to harass me and now I'm left with ripped trousers and my skateboard being literally 'yeeted' into what I can only describe as 'hedge' mayhem.

Now I'm left with ripped jeans, unintended green fingers and a more empathetic approach to feelings of embarrassment.

[jacobbenisreal]

Okay, WMUers. Jacob Ben Israel is ready to join a glee club, but I need some help deciding which. The Warblers look like a total sausage fest rn but I dig the uniforms. New Direction is visually more appealing. Looking at you, Blainer. And Vocal Adrenaline is there too. Which I’ll happily join for a kiss from Stacey. Wink.

Who do y'all think has the most talent? And most importantly, which glee club do I have the better chances of getting laid in?

[smythesolo]

Honestly, you think I would have already been on here already and yet- the universe continues to prove me wrong. For those who don't know me, haven't danced with me a scandals or don't reconginze my shirtless selfie on Grinder, I'm Sebastian Smythe. I'm a law and poltical science student- roomate of a very, very cute Jeremiah Scott. Have you seen that guys hair? Pretty sure that's the sort of hair that makes you understand why Paris started the Trojan war. Don't be shy. I'm just here for a little fun and the drama- if those current rumours floating around are true. Some of you are worthy enough to be on the CW. I swear.

[wmumase]

I think the saddest moment in any boy's life is when he tries to go for someone and they end up straight as an arrow. Oh well, I'm going to try to not let it get me down too much. There's always the next person... even if he was just so cute.

[wmufranniefabray]

While I am exceedingly aware of the amount of negativity that surrounds the internet - and the world in general these days - unfortunately I am going to have to add to it for a brief moment. Whoever told the barristers at the Lima Bean that it was acceptable to write my name as 'Frappy Frannie' on my coffee cub, needs a stern, hard talking to. Do I look like a frappé kind of girl to you?

Speaking of, the name is Francesca Fabray. Or Frannie. It's a relief to find a space on the internet where I can share these kind of complaints. My roommates may get a break from my complaining for once, perhaps.

[wmu-cedes]

Anyone else just counting down the days till our next break, or is it just me? I need another beach break asap. This whole coming back to assignments and work is not the vibe.

[samevans-wmu]

Thank GOD we've got the day off from classes! I would've been completely useless today if we had to attend 'em. How did Spring Break treat all you guys? Feel like we were there for only 2 seconds and I miss it already.