#wolfcuts

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Why Make Art • Hand Printed T-shirt by  WOLFCUTS

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The Pros and Cons of Wolfcuts

Pros:

Cool

FLUFFY

Dont have to shower for 2 hours

Light and whooshy

very fun in wind

yipee meme

Shake hair out like dog

Nice swoops

dont have to detangle for thirty minutes every morning

very fun to hear the snip snip when getting it done

It just looks nice like what a vibe yknow??

Friends think it looks epic

Personally I think it’s more aesthetic than waist long hair that keeps trying to fight me

Doesn’t matt!!

Got that cool™ hair

Cons:

Can’t have braids

Ponytails are a mess

Why does it feel like I have spiders on my neck gah help

waking up in the middle of the night because GAH SPIDERS

bangs poking my eyes

cant see there’s HAIR

neck hurts while getting it done because you’ve been there for over an hour and she’s still texturing

why is my hair just anti-texture what is this

Adding texture serum but my hair hates me anyway

My mom keeps trying to sneak pictures of my cool™ hair and now my sister is doing it too and I’m not photogenic enough for this

Fighting for the swoops to go in the right direction

After like one night it occurred to me that, yes, it needs to be styled and, no, I cannot just walk around with a bedhead

Grows out way too fast (which is a con because no more wolfcut :c)