#wolfgotjokes

[howalphasarchive]

                          ▌▒ ┅ ⌈☀⌋

                           ❝         d u d e. ❞

               code red ; code red.

                ❝ i can't find my keys, stiles. ❞

[piercingfangs]

wolfgotjokes replied to your post:

ya probs it's illbeyouryoda hmu 8)))))))))

immediately sends dick pic

[piercingfangs]

wolfgotjokes replied to your post:you're totally on the market, ya? xxxoo

oN THE MARKET FOR SOMEONE TO SWEEP U OFF UR FEET, PLAYA.

lyn /pls/

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wolfgotjokes replied to your link: “shhhh”:

sO MANY BLOGS, MADS. SO MAN Y.

I LITERALLY HAVE 4. AND ROSE IS ONLY GONNA BE ACTIVE SOMETIMES SO 3. U HAVE 3 BLOGS LYN

[sarcasmandbatsaremyonlydefense]

"Yo, jerkface, you're late. I'm here and you're not. Wanna do me a favour and show up?" She laughed into the phone. "Your twin powers are a little rusty there, sis."

[criidecoeur-blog]

       ' ----------- ... i'm not taking the blame for this. '

[mogars-archive]

He was lucky, that it wasn't the full moon.  Michael was still new to the whole -- shifting thing, even though it had been a few months already. Being bitten by some asshole werewolf  'just passing through town' and not having a pack tended to put you on the lowest rung of the food ladder.   It was a miracle he hadn't killed anyone yet.

But Michael's temper was hot and a short-fuse from even before he was a werewolf,  and now?  It was almost fucking impossible not to become hairy and grow claws whenever he got pissed off.

Which was why this asshole of a guy was really testing Michael's patience.

❛  Hey. Asshole. Move the fuck out of the way, why don't you?  ❜

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