some in betweens that I had missed
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some in betweens that I had missed
1:49 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: Im just. Im just disappointed in europe now. 1:49 AM - Alpaca-punch: pfft 1:50 AM - Alpaca-punch: why disappointed? you literally have the world earing you 1:50 AM - Alpaca-punch: fearing 1:50 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: I know, I know 1:50 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: I just wanted to fight them all at once ): 1:50 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: like Dong Zhuo (or rather Lu Bu) when the coalition was formed against him... 1:51 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: its like Tsao Tsao, Yuan Shao and Sun Jian just said "fuck this, im out, they've got Lu Bu" 1:51 AM - Alpaca-punch: All I am hearing is "Hi I am Luke, I am a giant fucking nerd" 1:51 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: Hi 1:51 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: I'm Luke 1:51 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: I'm a pretty big nerd 1:51 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: wait, thats not right 1:52 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: that makes it sound like im a cute nerd who is giant 1:52 AM - Alpaca-punch: you are a very pretty, giant nerd ok. 1:52 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: aw 1:52 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: ty love 1:52 AM - Alpaca-punch: :) 1:52 AM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: (:
9:05 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: maybe a quick game or two of league 9:05 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: then imma go conquor more land in eu4 9:05 PM - Alpaca-punch: why would you do that to yourself 9:05 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: make the world hate me even more 9:05 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: do what? take lands? 9:05 PM - Alpaca-punch: play league 9:06 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: oh 9:06 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: because im a masochist 9:06 PM - Alpaca-punch: ah 9:06 PM - Alpaca-punch: well have fun ~ 9:06 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: xD 9:06 PM - -Avant-Garde- ;;s00pEr INs4iNnn~: I wil try
2:49 PM - Alpaca-punch: Luke asked me "you ok?" on FB 2:49 PM - Alpaca-punch: what I do 2:49 PM - Nepples: I dunno 2:49 PM - Nepples: are you ok 2:49 PM - Nepples: you're not secretly dead are you? 2:49 PM - Alpaca-punch: it's no secret that I am dead, Anthony.
here are some of the bests from my friend, who was drunk at that time.
wolfinator replied to your post: what is YOUR definition of a virgin?
I vote for reblog-ability
http://fuckyeahsexeducation.tumblr.com/post/18102454386/made-rebloggable-upon-request-virginity
Done!
You know that song I need yooou like water, like breath, like...whatever the last one is. Blood, I think? Well, I was just singing that in my head about caffeeeeine. I would sing you more but I'm on the bus and I feel bad because there are people around me. Umm...Don't feel bad that other people are getting voicemail songs because now YOU'RE getting one! There's not very many of you either, so YAY. You're one of the CHOSEN ones! YOU'RE ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW. You were ALREADY one of the chosen ones. Ha ha ha ha ha, JEW JOKES. K bye.
Emily, in potentially the best voicemail I've ever received.
FYI: It's "I need yoooou like water, like breath, like rain". I have no clue where you got blodd but that definitely made the message that much more hilarious.