#wolfstar master

[theblackbirdeyelinerking]

Sirius: Okay... So if we have an angle of 90°-

Remus: That's straight down, Padfoot

Sirius: *shoots an angry look * -then we can easily slide into the Great Hall with-

Remus: What about the moving stairs then, Paddy?

Sirius: -our firecrackers and light the place up!

Remus: Firecrackers just make a small exploding sound, Padfoot...

Sirius: You fuck up /everything/ for me!

James: *playing with his hands * Well put, Pads!

Remus: James, don't take his side. Sirius I do not fuck up /everything/ for you...

Peter: *groans* Oh Merlin's blabbering beard.

[theblackbirdeyelinerking]

Me, then: Okay, so Sirius and Hermione would be /amazing/ together.

Friend: No. Wolfstar, bruh. Sirius and Remus all the way.

Me, then: But they’re just friends!! That would be so weirdddddd!!

Friend: I’ll send you a Wolfstar fanfic, young padawan.

*reads fanfic*

Me, now: OMG SO SIRIUS IS A STAR, YEAH? OKAY SO HE IS AND REMUS IS THE MOON!!!

AND THE MOON IS THIS LONELY SHIT IN OUR SKY, BECAUSE HE’S THE ONLY FRICKING MOON AND THERE’S STARS A LOT, BUT SIRIUS SHINES BRIGHTER TO MATCH THE GLOW OF THE MOON SO SIRIUS CAN KEEP THE MOON COMPANY IN THE DARKNESS HOW CAN JK ROWLING NOT HAVE ADMITTED WOLFSTAR THEY ARE PREFECT. IT’S CANON. I’M DONE.

*has wolfstar based Tumblr* *ships Wolfstar like a madman* *thinks of the perfection of Wolfstar all the time* *is working on a Wolfstar fanart* *is working on a Wolfstar fanfic* *is a freaking Wolfstar master by now*