#wolvify

[redpooled]

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 . . . supermassive black hole by muse.

@wolvify: sender punches receiver in the mouth.

" if you wanted to kiss me you could have just asked, peanut. " you're bleeding all over your teeth, but he can't see it through the mask; can't see the grin you sport either, big and maybe a little on the other end of sleazy. a nose scrunch — iron mixed with the tonkotsu you had for dinner. fucking bummer, dude.

quickly your arm shoots up to block the next punch, finger held up to serve as your white flag, the time out. you lift the mask with your free hand, just a bit, marred flesh rearing its more than ugly head, and spit crimson onto the dirt. stick your tongue out in a mocking gesture, poke the bear. have your fun. a cough when you pull the leather back down, white flag down, " what'd i do now ? i won't deny it, but for the record i think whatever it was wasn't that bad and you're being dramatic. "

[pinkpooled]

@wolvify: i don't know how to block people.

“ thats — oh, wolvie, let me see. ” of course you’re going to help him. that’s the fucking wolverine. comic nerds everywhere would be creaming their pants and going into some type of logan-induced shock if they were in your situation. suck it, nerds.

a quick look beyond your current panel to stick your tongue out and throw a peace sign up (side note: please do not look at me like that?) while he stares at his phone like it owes him money and won’t pay up. you hold your hand out for the phone, holding it up gingerly when it’s placed into palm, “ i’ll show you while i do it, ‘kay ? make sure to remember, because you won’t always have a social media aficionado around, i don’t think laura knows how to block people either. ” don’t make fun of him for being old, don’t make fun of him for being old, don’t —