#wooooaaaahhh

[all-americanbitch]

You can drain your big dick’s balls in me and I’ll say thank you

- @hafuovulates4u

very bold of you, puppy….glad to hear you’d take it so well :p

[wagyubeefs]

just realized my aunt has 4 days to sell this car she never drives for scrap or we'll be spending nov 20th to dec 1st with no power 😍😍😍

[queeneve84]

I am SO not used to having four digits in my checking account.

[themapleleafdiaries]

hi guys my birthday is in two days :0

[lastsummer8]

Just calculated that I breath approximately 16,000 L/day (15868.8 to be exact, also assuming I do nothing other than sit around all day)... This boggles my mind

[nutmeg-ha]

Oh, my god, everyone needs to watch this, okay? Trust me, it's worth it.

[bunnaccino]

I ROCKED MY DRAWING FINAL

THERE'S A HIGH POSSIBILITY I ACED THE CLASS

THE CUTE TEACHING AID WAS REALLY IMPRESSED AND SAID HE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE MY WORK IN THE FUTURE

AND I GET TO HAVE THE SAME AWESOME DRAWING PROFESSOR WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO ALLY AND MAKES SURE ALL HIS STUDENTS ENGAGE IN SELF CARE NEXT SEMESTER

omg i just really needed this because I felt so shitty yesterday I was so discouraged and didn't think I'd finish my final research paper in time and I was crying a lot and contemplating just giving up because I thought I was going to fail anyway and now I'm pumped and i almost cried tears of joy at the portfolio review and I'm actually crying tears of joy rn in the middle of the library it's p embarrassing I should stop.and get back to work

that class was exactly what I needed to survive the second half of finals week

[loopy-lupe]

Hey guys, say "Colette's" really fast.

Eh?

Eh?