I Am Just Sitting Here

Darcy They/Them pronouns | 25

[notsotinyblob]

We don't need a coupon. We're the government.

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[valtsv]

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

[trufflesmushroom]

[toast-the-unknowing]

the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

[toast-the-unknowing]

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

[toast-the-unknowing]

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

[toast-the-unknowing]

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

[orphetoon]

you know this episode goes hard

[crazycometspecular]

LOVED Knights of Guinevere!!

Had to make some fanart ✨🫶

[mochasucculent]

I love Gwen's design and wanted to put her in some fun little oufits lol

[cartoon-cass]

There’s a lot of dumb takes on Glitch shows but the funniest one I saw in the wild was calling them storyslop. Guy didn’t even have a blue check mark he was just stupid for the love of the game.

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[iskander-tm]

Rocky's ptsd makes him stupid as hell, but no worries, Adrian would still listen and console to the best of their abilities

[baccendkenagainn-deactivated202]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I think my job here might actually be dependent on that not happening

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

[hylosylphide]

So, about the sexyman polls...

[ninoacca]

fe3h floating heads from my recent relapse weeks :)