Guy/(gn)reader smut
Morning sex with pur favourite Pizza guy
Fandom: redacted audios
Cw: smut, pwp, no AGAB mentioned for Honey, Guy makes lame jokes, they/them prns for Honey, oral, 69 position
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Honey woke up early again; about the same time their alarm usually went off. They weren’t in any rush to get up but they opened their eyes anyway. Guy was lying on his side with his face turned away from them, his body rhythmically rising and falling with each breath. They brought their arms to wrap around him and shuffled closer to get warm. He was like a human radiator. Like that one fuzzy hot water bottle you only bring out on the really cold nights. They buried their face in his bed head - breathing in the smell of his citrus shampoo - and sighed against him.
It only took a few seconds for Guy’s hand to meet theirs. “Why hello there.” his voice was quiet and raspy, more like a croak than anything. They planted their chin on top of his head and hummed in response. “What, no ‘good morning’ for your dearest most treasured beloved? You wound me” they exhaled briefly through their nose and planted a kiss on his hair. “Eh, i guess ill take it”
He shuffled around so that he could face them with their arms still holding him. He smiled sleepily. “Hi” he breathed. They kissed him again, on the lips this time, it was quick and gentle.
“I love you.” they said. He laughed, honey loved that sound (not that they'd ever admit it).
“What’s brought this on? You're being so nice… should I be worried? Are you okay? I must still be dreaming”he snickered and they rolled their eyes, pushing him away and moving to get out of bed. “No no no no no no” he grabbed their arm “no no no no, im sorry- im sorry” he was giggling again “I’m sorryyy, please don't leave meeeeee, it’s cold and you're warm and I want cuddlessss” He pouted at them, going for the full wet dog look. They sighed and climbed back under the covers. Guy made a high pitched ‘yay’ noise and shuffled back towards them. He giggled again and the air settled “I love you too… can I get another kiss?” they nodded before their faces met and lips intertwined.
It started off slow then became harder, more passionate and motivated. They reached a hand behind him and pushed his hips into theirs, taking the chance to add a light squish to his ass. He hummed into their mouth, a noise bordering on a moan. They broke apart briefly; Guy kept his eyes on their lips “ Do you err… Wanna…” they cut him off before he could finish.
“Yes.” their eyes bore into his, staring deeply.
“Oh uh..” he laughed nervously again “okay-” They hoisted a leg over his side and flipped them both over so they were straddling him. He let out a surprised yelp as they did so but the noise was quickly swallowed as they met his lips again. He melted. Raising himself up onto his elbows and moaning as he felt them move over his morning wood. Over the initial shock, he reached his hand up to feel their chest, testing the waters. He was met with an approving hum against his mouth.
They returned the gesture in kind, roaming over his pectorals and removing their mouth from his to kiss down his neck and at the spot that made him whine every time. It didn't help him that they’d both forgone the need for pyjamas the night before, leaving no choice other than direct skin to skin contact.
Their hand met his stomach, fingers reaching slowly down but stopping short of his dick. “Can I touch?...” they pulled away from where they’d been making hickies on his collarbone to look him hard in the eyes. He nodded desperately, “please” it came out more like a whine than he would have liked but the moment their hand grasped him he couldn’t bring himself to care. He moaned loudly, and at the same time a fresh round of pre-cum leaked from his tip. “F-fuck…” he leant his head back, bucking his hips with each stroke. They raised onto their knees to lean over him, their hand still pumping him at an agonisingly slow pace. “Can- nn fuck- can i touch you too?”
they nodded quickly, gasping when they felt his hand trace down from their stomach and creep between their legs. they raised their hips slightly, leaning their head into the crook of Guy’s shoulder and breathing heavily. their rhythm matched his; slow and tender. they thumbed his tip and he keened into them, back arching off the bed and pressing his chest up against theirs. they continued kissing his neck from where their head was buried into it, their mouth sloppier and less focused than before. they were right up next to his ear now and as he moved his hand he felt their quiet moans vibrating through his skull and sending shivers all the way down to his dick.
“fu-uuuck” he whined, digging his nails into their skin with his free hand while he got them off with the other. His chest rose and fell rapidly with each exasperated breath. he choked back whines each time their hand reached back to the tip.
“so worked up from just my hand huh?” Their voice was so close it was practically in his head.
He tried to laugh but his throat felt tight so all that came out was a choked breath somewhere between a moan and a chuckle. “wait- can- can we change positions real quick?” he whispered breathlessly. They swallowed, raising their head from his shoulder and nodding with a hum. His hand stilled and he withdrew it, using both to position himself better; lying flat against the mattress.
they leant back to kneel. their eyes trained on his as they used their mouth to clean their hand; staring hard and unblinkingly whilst their tongue darted between each finger and licked a direct strip up their palm.
His eyes traced their bare body briefly - taking in the full sight - before he cleared his throat and met their gaze again. “fuck- okay uh…” he melted at the way their eyes bore into his “can i use my mouth on you?”
He wanted to taste them. To feel their hands in his hair pulling and tugging just hard enough to hurt but desperate enough for him not to care. They smirked.
“You want me to fuck your face huh?” He returned the grin, hands moving to grace over their hips.
“Don't I deserve a treat every once in a while? After all I've been such a good boyyy~” they both snorted. “Hey I'm being serious- no no stop laughing c'mon- you're not appreciating what a good puppy i'm being for you-” They hit him between giggles and repeated yells of ‘shut the fuck up’ and when he didn't shut his mouth they opted to cover it with their hand instead.
He kept talking even with their hand over his mouth, clearly complaining about being silenced. After maybe 30 seconds of them trying to shut him up he finally relented and held up his hands in surrender, as Honey let him go. “Okay okay okay- ANYWAY” his arms snaked around them again. “Where were we…”
“You mean before you completely ruined the mood by being an absolute dumbfuck?” They raised an eyebrow at him.
“Yes thank you darling that's exactly what I mean, now get on my face”
They rolled their eyes but kissed him anyway; although briefly. They parted from his lips and moved up the mattress so that their hips were sat almost directly above Guy's head, facing the end of the bed. He grabbed their thighs and lowered them closer to his mouth. His breath was hot on their skin and it made them shiver. His tongue ventured out, licking a long stripe along the whole length of them before the rest of his mouth followed suit.
Guy gave oral like a god. He could coax any multitude of sounds from their mouth with just his tongue, sucking and kissing and digging his nails into their thighs. He ate it like a starved man, primal and hungry; and God if it didn't send Honey mad. They rolled their hips, grinding onto his face while they struggled to keep themself upright with the way their legs trembled. “Fuck-” they swore under their breath, feeling him grin against them.
Their only thought at keeping face was to get their own back. They leant forward to where Guy's dick stood red and leaking and lay a fleeting kiss at the tip. He moaned. They felt the sound hum against their skin. They took the tip into their mouth and the next noise he let out was even better: higher and needier than before and utterly beautiful. The taste of salt and sweat invaded their mouth. They moved in again, this time they took him in further, curling their lips over their teeth and starting to bob their head - pressing their tongue into him.
He melted, his grip on them constricting further, nails digging in harder - deep enough to leave solid marks for a long while. They raised their hips slightly to let him breathe but he held on tighter, pressing them further into him and speeding up. Although it was hard to concentrate, they did the same. They took him further down their throat, pushing down the urge to gag as the tip made contact with the back of their throat.
He whined, breath hitching with each motion of their head and eyes shut tight to hide the fact that they were practically rolled to the back of his skull. A mixture of saliva and pre cum dribbled messily from his mouth along with a string of lewd, wet noises.
Each whine against each other sent the other shaking, hearing and feeling the effects of their actions encouraging them to go harder and faster. ‘A simple matter of cause and effect, honey~’ Guy would say, if he didn't have his mouth full at the time.
Their stomach started to feel tighter, the feeling building and building like water pressure on a dam. They ground down harder and faster, chasing the feeling whilst Guy sloppily thrust into their mouth in turn, both racing the high. Their legs felt numb and all other senses in their body shut off in favour of the sensation of Guy between their legs. They hollowed their cheeks, desperate to please him and get him closer.
His thrusts became less constant, but his tongue was ever attentive, sucking them as they did to him. As much as he was joking before, he really did take it like a good boy.
Both of them were close now. The moans became louder and needier; like a crescendo gradually building with the pits in their stomachs. The tension built and built until honey finally snapped and they came with Guy's mouth still on them. The way they ground into him and whined around his dick drove him mad. They stuck their head as far down as they could, holding it there as they rode the high. Guy's resolve faltered and he shook as he released into their mouth. The taste of salt intensified, a fair amount of him dripping from their mouth as they attempted to take it all.
After a moment like that, Honey raised their hips and lifted their face off of him. They panted heavily, hearing Guy gasping for breath in the same way. He laughed in a dazed manner as they came to flop down next to him. “Fuck” they sighed.
“Damn- talk about breakfast in bed” Guy chuckled, still half blissed out. They covered their face with their arms and groaned at the joke, picking up a pillow and chucking it at him.
“Oh my fucking god you're awful” they couldn't help but smile though.
“Nah you love me really”
“Bet.”
