#word substitute

[mabelfrensky]

You Zionists are worse than Nazis

Congratulations on your first dictionary. Please look up what the Nazis actually did before implying that the Jews are worse.

[falling-through-cabinets]

Amanda fun tipsy times

*tapping noise from microwave*

Amanda: YOUVE A GHOST

Me: No....and what would it be of?

Amanda: of all the meaties you’ve killed! No.....animals I meant animals

Me: *dies of laughter*