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So @i-am-agent-peggy-carter and @roaming-bison and I are playing the card game Oregon Trail and I have died first both rounds. My names perspectively have been: Trash Panda and Lizard with No Legs

@roaming-bison has done the epitaphs. I’ve died of a snake bite and dysentery. Goddamnit

Snake bite epitaph: dear Trash Panda, we fucking told you no snakes

Dysentery epitaph: Our lovely Lizard with No Arms, she had a shitty end to a shitty life.

#goddamnitamanda #oregon trail #I keep dying earlier and earlier #guys like seriously #god damn dysentery #oh amanda #god damn it amanda

Amanda: hey want some squash?

Me: no I have 6 squash already I don’t need more

Amanda: you worth at least 14 squash

Me: aww thanks?

Amanda: now you get at least 10 more

Me: damn it amanda

@roaming-bison

#goddamnitamanda #shenanigans #squash #like I don’t need that much squash #odd compliment #sigh

I love visiting Amanda because she’s my bestie and always makes me laugh. The glitter bomb goodbye I would love to live without #glitterbomb #ilooklikeadiscoball #goddamnitamanda #amandashenanigans

#glitterbomb #amandashenanigans #ilooklikeadiscoball #goddamnitamanda

Amanda fun tipsy times

*tapping noise from microwave*

Amanda: YOUVE A GHOST

Me: No....and what would it be of?

Amanda: of all the meaties you’ve killed! No.....animals I meant animals

Me: *dies of laughter*

#goddamnitamanda #oh amanda #word substitute #oh my god #oh sweetie

Me: *says something about how useful my brother is (I.e. not at all especially at home)*

Amanda: he’s about as useful as a wet sock

Me: solid insult. Also true.

@roaming-bison